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I always move when I have sex!
Have you ever cried me a river?
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Ive cried a river over you!
Have you ever wondered why theres no moon up in the sky?
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Have you ever watched shooting stars cross the darkest of skys in the middle of the night?
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zOMGorgeous
Join Date: Oct 2007
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YES!!
Have you ever wished to be anyone else?
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YES (Screams) (I wanted to be John Taylor from Duran Durans underwear does that count? I was young!!)
Have you ever watched a drunk stumbling to walk:D and put your foot out:D
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Texas.
Age: 24
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Almost constantly.
Ever wanted to attempt fucking a watermelon?
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Nope ... giggles histerically
Have you ever had your phone tapped by the FBI?
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zOMGorgeous
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Have you ever led a blind person the wrong way, just for lulz?
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BROTHER GRIM
Join Date: May 2008
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Once, and only because she couldn't see what I was saying...
Have you ever sat naked in a tree singing Elvis tunes?
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zOMGorgeous
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No, it was Bloody Holly tunes actually
Have you ever run a marathon *snickers*
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Have you ever wanted to throw rubbish at a womble!
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Ever cried while masturbating?
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Banned!
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BROTHER GRIM
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Right now.
Have you ever cimbed the Matterhorn backwards, in June, dresssed as a scarecrow?
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zOMGorgeous
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Everest, yes - Matahorn, no
Ever wondered if you were on somebodies mind, even if you hadn't spoken to them for AGES?
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Have You Ever Broken Up With Someone Based On Their Abilities In Bed?
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Banned!
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The Nauhgty Night Prowler
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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Just because I didn't like their look? no...
Have you ever met someone in person who you origianlly met on the internet? |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Jail I like it here its nice :)
Age: 35
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The Nauhgty Night Prowler
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Ummm... Just the whole forum! lol
oh and there was an amtrack train too... Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? |
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Banned!
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Jail I like it here its nice :)
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Blowjob maybe.
Have you ever smoked through your nostrils (inhaling and exhaling)?
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The Nauhgty Night Prowler
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Amazingly, stupidly, drunkenly yes.... And it hurts!
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Sex Machine
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
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Have you ever called the number on the bathroom wall?
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you ever been propositioned in a public toilet? |
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zOMGorgeous
Join Date: Oct 2007
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NO
Actually, um - yes, in a gay club - I went for the MUSIC m'kay Have you ever understood anything I say?
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BROTHER GRIM
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No.
Nor have I cared to. Have you ever tried underwater basket weaving?
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
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Have you ever wondered if maybe the other religions were wrong, but for some weird reason, Pastafarianism fit?
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zOMGorgeous
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Have you ever stood on the edge of the world?
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BROTHER GRIM
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
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BROTHER GRIM
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Have you ever wondered
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
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Many, many times. Especially on this forum. Have you ever wondered How The Fuck?
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BROTHER GRIM
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Once, but that's a different story.
Have you ever wanted to slice your taint with a razor?
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Never
ever been so in love with yourself?
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BROTHER GRIM
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I still am.
Have you ever talked the talk, but forgot about the walking part?
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Once or twice...
Ever thought you were a burden to your family?
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jan 2008
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no
have you ever eavesdropped?
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oh god yes
Ever served in an infantry unit?
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BROTHER GRIM
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No, but I waited tables in college.
Have you ever thrown a hotdog down a hallway?
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nah I ate it
Can I ask you a personal question?
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BROTHER GRIM
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Have you ever personally asked a personal question?
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Personally, I have asked personal questions to some personal people. Their answers were personal
Do you masturbate?
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BROTHER GRIM
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Mentally.
Have you ever thought.
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No
Have you ever did that one thing?
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Nope ... not sure what that concept is????
Have you ever given a BJ in a restaurants freezer during the dinner rush?
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jan 2008
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no but i have eaten pussy under a table
have you ever masturbated in front of a crowd?
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BROTHER GRIM
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Are you watching?
Have you ever seen the light?
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