Have you ever

[CaCypher]

Yes, damn you hot geek girls at Best Buy!

HYE removed your underwear in a restroom to enhance your commando bulge?

[curiousscouser]

Yes, nothing hotter than a girl with a nice bulging package!
Not really, no, I haven't.

HYE got a bit of tender skin caught in a zipper?

[CaCypher]

Thanks for bringing back that painful memory!

Heh, yeah, I lived in the bay area for a while. Ladies with packages were not uncommon there.

HYE sent an email that got someone else in trouble, on accident?

[curiousscouser]

No, but it's happened the opposite way round, an email someone else sent got me in trouble. Serves me right for slagging my colleagues off in writing

HYE written a song?

[CaCypher]

Nope, I just look for those that say what I think and sing them instead.

HYE wanted to smack an idiot in public?

[curiousscouser]

Oh god yes!

HYE actually smacked an idiot in public?

[CaCypher]

Well, I did 'accidentally' trip one.

HYE intentionally misunderstood someone so you didn't have to help?

[curiousscouser]

Que?

Yes, yes I have.

HYE grown a goatee?

[CaCypher]

Sporting one as we type. Affectation from when I used to hide my chins.

HYE had facial make a yes into a no or vice versa?

[curiousscouser]

No idea what that means! I've had many facials...

HYE had a job so awful you wanted to run away every single day?

[CaCypher]

I suppose 'hair' would have clarified that one better.

Yes, just got out of it. It was just the last year that it tanked, though.

HYE had to just shut up when someone insisted on talking about something you disagreed with?

[curiousscouser]

Haha, you say facial and hair isn't the way my mind goes!

Yes, though I find it VERY hard to keep my trap shut.

HYE played golf in the snow?

[CaCypher]

Never played golf, excepting mini.

Funny, I guessed that about you.

HYE entertained someone else's kid while they were distracted?

[curiousscouser]

Yes, but I'm not very good with kids so I'm not sure they were all that entertained.

HYE offended someone by insulting their kids?

[CaCypher]

Not that I know of, but I tend to insult the parents and leave the innocent kids alone.

HYE pranked someone for a year or longer?

[MichealClayton]

nope ... I believe it should be short one but to be remembered forever :D
AND I AM TALKING ABOUT PRANK!!!

Had sex in parents bed?

[CaCypher]

Nope, by the time it happened I had my own place. Well, if you don't count the car, but that was mine too!

HYE gotten aroused by a single sentence?

[MichealClayton]

Yes ... Trust me ... She was gooooood!

Hye helped someone for alterier motives?

[CaCypher]

Yup, never works, but I still fall for it on occasion.

HYE wasted an afternoon wandering in a place you've never been?

[MichealClayton]

Wasted? Come on ... It's exploring

Have you ever wore women's underwear?

[CaCypher]

Not on purpose, damn you Hanes!

HYE been naked behind the door?

[MichealClayton]

Yes

Fuel up a fight

[curiousscouser]

No.

HYE woken up, taken a look at the weather, and then gone back to bed?

[kcjaxxnc]

yes every rainy day
hye had sex in the rain fyi niiiice

[curiousscouser]

No, though I have had sex in a tent in the tipping rain!

HYE played online bingo?

[timfree]

No
HYE run out of gas in your vehicle?

[curiousscouser]

No, I never have! I think in the last 12 years the low fuel light has been lit twice.

HYE attended a funeral of someone you didn't know?

[black-raven]

Plenty of times... and no, I don't have some strange fetish but I will go to funerals to support close colleagues or friends.


HYE administered a computer network?

[Hornycountryboy]

No I can barely turn my computer on let alone a network of them.

HYE gone fishing and get to the water and realize you forgot the bait and said screw it and tossed the line out anyways?

[Yaztromo]

No

HYE had to extract a fish hook from one of your digits?

[curiousscouser]

Thankfully no.

HYE let someone else take credit for your work?

[Yaztromo]

probably far too often, I've never been the "big I am"

HYE: gone to sleep with something inside you? (ps I'm not talking internal organs or a nice dinner)

[CaCypher]

Yup,.....an IV line.

HYE chosen the snarky answer over the right one when you knew both?

[man4play]

All the damn time!

Hye intentionally hurt someone's feelings?

[CaCypher]

No, I am a fan of do unto others.

HYE been disliked/hated because you reminded someone of something/someone?

[curiousscouser]

My paternal grandmother loathed me because I resemble my mother's family.

HYE confronted someone about their poor personal hygiene?

[MichealClayton]

YES! ... But I was not MEAN about it .. as if that matters lol


Been involved in a threesome!

[curiousscouser]

No.

HYE gone through a partner's text messages when they've left their phone unlocked?

[Cheltenham]

Yes, plainly out of curiosity. I grew bored rather quickly and admitted that I looked to the person.

HYE dreamt of someone that isn't 'here'?

[MichealClayton]

Never ... Everyone is entitled to their own secrets

Have you ever pour milk inside the bag of the cereal box and eat it out of it rather than using the bowl?

[curiousscouser]

Yes. A friend died earlier in the year, but facebook keeps updating me every time one of the pages he liked updates their status. The first time it happened it freaked me out so much because it looked like he'd posted something, I had nightmares that night.

Edit: no I haven't, surely the bag would be too squishy to easily eat out of?

HYE taken a complaint to your local MP/congressman?

[Cheltenham]

They sell those boxes in the US, you know? I don't like cereal and milk. I didn't grow up with it, so the habit never formed.

I haven't formally taken a complaint to either of them, but I've signed petitions that were sent to them.

HYE walked several miles home?

[MichealClayton]

Us students do it all ... Trust me the box and bag are just fine ... Cheap food to live on... Towards the end of the month ... It's pretty awesome lol

And yes indeed have walked home from miles

Have you ever had uncooked raw chocolate?

[CaCypher]

No, now it is on the list of things to do though. I know pure cocoa powder is very bitter, but since I acquired a taste for double-salted licorice I can get used to anything I think.

HYE experienced schadenfreude watching someone try to pronounce schadenfreude?

[MichealClayton]

I will say no to that one ... I think ...
Please I am curious what the hell is this ... Thing? ...

HYE had a complete mind blank when you can't remember anything at all ...

[CaCypher]

I've been told at that time I look like a psychopath, with the blank stare and cold eyes. I try not to let my mind go blank in public.

HYE googled for an answer on a forum game?

[MichealClayton]

Nope ... Not yet lmao

HYE perved on someone you probably shouldn't have and then regretted it later?

[CaCypher]

A few times, it sucked. I have a good imagination, and if I go at it mentally it makes it hard to not fuck up IRL in conversations for me.

HYE given up and just asked point blank if someone is hitting on you?

[teddies!!!]

Nope, never have and don't think I ever have. that make sense?

HYE thought that $40 was too expensive to spend of jeans?

[CaCypher]

Every time. I am a cheap bastard, dammit.

HYE had brand new shoes fail in the first day?