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Old 07-08-2008, 05:25 PM   #51
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:25 PM   #52
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:26 PM   #53
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:28 PM   #55
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:30 PM   #57
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tell you to take a long walk off a short dock.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:39 PM   #60
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:42 PM   #61
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tie you up and drive you to lisa's bed throw you in there while supermurk and her are sleeping.... just for spite.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:44 PM   #62
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tie you up and drive you to lisa's bed throw you in there while supermurk and her are sleeping.... just for spite.
not a good idea to let me within 15 feet of that kid, trust me on that one

I'd drug you and put you on the set of a gay porno with a note that says "found your missing bottom" on it
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:46 PM   #63
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i'd call billblondel344 and while im dragging you to the hudsen river he can make comments to you.
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i'd call billblondel344 and while im dragging you to the hudsen river he can make comments to you.
I'd repeatedly bash your head in with a dictionary so you can learn to spell HUDSON :D
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i would put a fog horn 1inch from your ear and press the button.. then i would run outside draw a circle in the yard and i'll call billblondel344 and we could have alittle man to man fight, while hes making comments to you.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:53 PM   #66
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:53 PM   #67
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:54 PM   #69
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fucker!!! That's not very nice.
I'd ask her what took so long and tell her there is no Cowboys attire allowed in my room

and I'd drive zack to the convicted child predator in my area and handcuff him to the door while yelling "yo dude, I found you a new playtoy"
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if i found you in my room for the 5th night in a row. i would just fuck you pretending your a chick in eagles jersey, just so you wouldnt come back in my bed again ... fag lol
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:56 PM   #71
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not if i killed you first!
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:57 PM   #72
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i'd probably let a rabid racoon in your bed. and lock all the doors and windows.
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I'd ask her what took so long and tell her there is no Cowboys attire allowed in my room

and I'd drive zack to the convicted child predator in my area and handcuff him to the door while yelling "yo dude, I found you a new playtoy"
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I dont try anything, I just do it.....
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Old 07-08-2008, 06:10 PM   #81
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i crack myself up

dork.

i'd get out the slip in slide, in my room. lol with beer...
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Old 07-08-2008, 06:11 PM   #82
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i'd get out the slip in slide, in my room. lol with beer...
I'd put a sheet over the mirror so no ghosts cop a feel
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Old 07-08-2008, 06:19 PM   #84
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i twisted that into something very very bad. lmao...am i in trouble now baby? zack...skinny dipping, huh?! are you the flotation device? lol
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i like bunnys. i'd just pet you. lol
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open up my bedsheets, off course :D
I'm sacred of goblins...*pushes SR outta bed* I'll let you handel him honey. *covers her eyes*
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me? *looks behind her* hmmm...i'm wet. you made my take a long walk off a short dock, remember?
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take her whip away and show her whos boss:D
some how taking the whip away doesn't take control away. *slaps him* You're still the bitch!!! now get out!
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some how taking the whip away doesn't take control away. *slaps him* You're still the bitch!!! now get out!
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some how taking the whip away doesn't take control away. *slaps him* You're still the bitch!!! now get out!
catchs your hand. no i am not the bitch and i not get out my own bed room
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catchs your hand. no i am not the bitch and i not get out my own bed room
don't take my toys away and i won't have to kick yous ass! in your own room, then.
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i would invite her under the covers...cause i'm watching a movie and i'm sure she would want to see it...perverts...i know what you were thinking.
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