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05-16-2010, 04:02 PM
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 "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" Women belong to the highest bidder Power is what they like, it is the greatest of all aphrodisiacs Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good
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05-16-2010, 04:06 PM
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks weren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historiansas the worst mistake anyone has ever made!
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"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"Women belong to the highest bidder Power is what they like, it is the greatest of all aphrodisiacsWhatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good
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05-16-2010, 05:49 PM
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The Curly Wurly Man
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, just an extra fist under his beard.
One time, at band camp, Chuck ate a percussionist.
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06-30-2010, 08:28 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't need weapons other than his fists because he is bulletproof, how many professional soldiers have missed him with automatic weapons at close range?
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06-30-2010, 09:07 PM
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shit, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them.
JFKs head exploded out of sheer amazement. |
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10-12-2011, 10:17 PM
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That neutrino ain't nothin'. Chuck Norris always runs faster than the speed of light.
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11-06-2011, 11:17 AM
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11-06-2011, 01:41 PM
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11-06-2011, 02:11 PM
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The guy on the left only looks like Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris were a butch lesbian.
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11-06-2011, 02:16 PM
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Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
The No-Fly Zone was set into effect after a plane unknowingly flew by Chuck Norris, and we all know shit doesn't fly with Chuck Norris. |
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11-06-2011, 02:21 PM
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lol
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11-06-2011, 03:29 PM
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There's no such thing as a menstrual cycle, once a month Chuck Norris has sex with every woman on the planet.
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11-06-2011, 05:48 PM
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06-08-2012, 08:02 AM
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck's' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
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08-18-2012, 05:39 AM
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08-18-2012, 05:54 AM
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08-18-2012, 08:28 AM
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lol
I find it hard to believe there was anyone on the planet who didn't know the "Norris" !!!
Lovin the Norris comments... LOL 
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08-20-2012, 06:44 PM
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10-05-2012, 03:30 AM
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in a fight between chuck norris and god who would win?
trick question chuck norris is god.
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10-05-2012, 03:58 AM
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But when he does its made by the Dos Equis man's tears |
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10-05-2012, 07:00 AM
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Sex Lover
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling corn to lay the fuck down.
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