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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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to lose
so what would you wear to the said strip poker game?
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,100
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Everything!
What are you wearing right now? |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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a liberal smearing of durty vampire goo
if you have to come to our party as your favorite animal, what would it be?
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Captain Jizz
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penis length 3cms, bra size 36 C
what's your favourite alcoholic drink
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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Southern Comfort
How many fingers can you stuff up your arsehole? |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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Post right ......here
Why can't elephants jump ? |
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 260
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Quote:
What's your favorite car?
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I've got this strange effect on you... and I like it... Once upon a time, on a dreary autumn day, Satan got possessed by me... |
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 260
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'cause they're white?
Who's a hoe?
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I've got this strange effect on you... and I like it... Once upon a time, on a dreary autumn day, Satan got possessed by me... |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 36
Posts: 1,166
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What is your opinion on open ended video games?
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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They should be closed
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? |
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I don't know....
CAN a woodchuck chuck wood??? |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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Yes
By why would a wood chuck chuck wood ? |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 36
Posts: 1,166
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To make people wonder why.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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Something to do with laying eggs?
How many sheep does it take to make my woollen posing pouch ? |
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Because when Lewis Carroll sat at his writing desk with a raven feather quill pen, he started ravin' when writin' Alice Through The Looking Glass???
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 260
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Quote:
What colour is green?
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I've got this strange effect on you... and I like it... Once upon a time, on a dreary autumn day, Satan got possessed by me... |
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In a dark damp cave waiting for you
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Green is really the only color painted Black
![]() Isn't black beautiful?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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black is my cloak
just how deep is that cave of yours...?
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 36
Posts: 1,166
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I don't. I choose my targets very carefully.
What do you like on your pancakes/waffles?
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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I like a huge big stinking turd please - or not - possibly just some sugar !
How many hairs do you have on your left small finger ? |
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In a dark damp cave waiting for you
Posts: 10,261
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never took the time to stop and count.
Do you want to count for me?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Empire State
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I'll do anything for you...
![]() Sunrise or Sunset?
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In a dark damp cave waiting for you
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Sunset at Hermosa!
Will you meet me there at 6PM PST?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Empire State
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Absolutely!
Will you give me directions?
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In a dark damp cave waiting for you
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I-10 to Sanata Monica ... then north on PCH
Can you find your way?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Empire State
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Googling it now!
Can I google you when i get there?
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
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uh huh ... google BlackRose
I'll be the Rose in the oceanAre you enjoying your Friday?
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Porn Star
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Igor, we've been tryin to figure that out since September of 2006!
What are YOU doing here?
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Does the recoil remind you, Remind you of Sex old man, What the hell you gonna kill next, Old Timer, who you gonna kill next? |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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There is for me mate - but you're dooooommmmmmmed
Have you ever fancied getting involved with a woman's rugby scrum ? |
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Porn Star
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bb, why would I want to get involved with a fancy womans bumby scum? For that matter, why would a fancy woman have bumby scum in the first place?
Have you ever wondered why a fancy woman would have bumby scum?
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Does the recoil remind you, Remind you of Sex old man, What the hell you gonna kill next, Old Timer, who you gonna kill next? |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 36
Posts: 1,166
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Quote:
Who was the last person you spoke to face to face?
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In a dark damp cave waiting for you
Posts: 10,261
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My son as I sent him off to bed
Why are you so quiet today?
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Porn Fairy's Apprentice
Join Date: Jun 2008
Age: 23
Posts: 7,634
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Because the FBI and the CIA are on to me. I must not be seen.
Why is it so dark in these woods? |
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A Feisty little Animal
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In the bedroom of a blond girl...Smiling
Posts: 13,496
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It’s not your whirring a blindfold
Can I set you on fire for money?
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Texas.
Age: 24
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Nah. But you can beat the crap out of me with a sea-bass.
Would you ever experiment with a watermelon?
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Yes, actually I have and the watermelon lost
Where did you put my keys now?
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I hid them in a 'secret place'...
What should I have to eat??? |
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In a dark damp cave waiting for you
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you should have a BR taco
![]() Care to have a taste?
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Share-Man of the Board
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Tucks napkin under chin...
Would you like some special sauce in that??? Hey, BR!!!
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THE PLAYER
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the former USA
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Please hold the sauce!
Are you really an Umpire?
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The UK
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Yes, Im an EVIL Umpire :D
Should Pokemon Really be Chosen ?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 36
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Of course. "Pikachu, as executioner, I choose you to go next. Any last words?"
What was the last song you listened to?
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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