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Old 09-05-2008, 12:37 PM   #51
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so what would you wear to the said strip poker game?
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Depends on how you look. If an ugly person loses, we ALL lose. >_<

Depending on who answers this, what is your penis length (if male) or bra size (if female)?
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a liberal smearing of durty vampire goo


if you have to come to our party as your favorite animal, what would it be?
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hmmmm....you got skipped...6.1 x 6.75...
hit the button too fast....question:

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bout 8 "

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penis length 3cms, bra size 36 C

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Sully, you are a riot!

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...hmmmm...don't know....probably never will...

What do you do next?
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Post right ......here


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theoretically all of 'em... but than I'll have to do some choppin'

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'cause they're white?

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theoretically all of 'em... but than I'll have to do some choppin'

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Lamberginnii Cuntash (even if I can't spell it)

What is your opinion on open ended video games?
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:16 PM   #65
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They should be closed

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?
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I don't know....


CAN a woodchuck chuck wood???
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:26 PM   #67
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Yes

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Old 09-05-2008, 01:30 PM   #68
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Yes

By why would a wood chuck chuck wood ?
To make people wonder why.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:39 PM   #69
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Something to do with laying eggs?

How many sheep does it take to make my woollen posing pouch ?
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Because when Lewis Carroll sat at his writing desk with a raven feather quill pen, he started ravin' when writin' Alice Through The Looking Glass???
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To make people wonder why.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because Lewis Carrol was a bit cuccoo...

What colour is green?
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Green is really the only color painted Black

Isn't black beautiful?
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just how deep is that cave of yours...?
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61ft and 6.6666666666 inches.

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Old 09-05-2008, 03:02 PM   #75
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I don't. I choose my targets very carefully.

What do you like on your pancakes/waffles?
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I like a huge big stinking turd please - or not - possibly just some sugar !


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never took the time to stop and count.

Do you want to count for me?
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I'll do anything for you...

Sunrise or Sunset?
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Sunset at Hermosa!

Will you meet me there at 6PM PST?
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Absolutely!

Will you give me directions?
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I-10 to Sanata Monica ... then north on PCH

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Googling it now!

Can I google you when i get there?
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uh huh ... google BlackRose I'll be the Rose in the ocean

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Yes - going to the pub later for more fun!

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Igor, we've been tryin to figure that out since September of 2006!

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I stumbled in, now I think I'm lost.

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There is for me mate - but you're dooooommmmmmmed


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bb, why would I want to get involved with a fancy womans bumby scum? For that matter, why would a fancy woman have bumby scum in the first place?

Have you ever wondered why a fancy woman would have bumby scum?
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bb, why would I want to get involved with a fancy womans bumby scum? For that matter, why would a fancy woman have bumby scum in the first place?

Have you ever wondered why a fancy woman would have bumby scum?
Nope. I don't even know what bumby scum is in the first place, nor do I think I want to.

Who was the last person you spoke to face to face?
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Nah. But you can beat the crap out of me with a sea-bass.

Would you ever experiment with a watermelon?
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Yes, actually I have and the watermelon lost

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I hid them in a 'secret place'...

What should I have to eat???
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you should have a BR taco

Care to have a taste?
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Tucks napkin under chin...

Would you like some special sauce in that???




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Please hold the sauce!



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Of course. "Pikachu, as executioner, I choose you to go next. Any last words?"

What was the last song you listened to?
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