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Where all is calm, and the weather is beautiful, the beaches glorious and the company wonderful and sexy. Free drinks, free food, all from my secret tap into the US treasury, heh heh.
(Foreign Aid to prevent attack on the US from RoaRoa a nearby island.) The Palace has room for guests, at 6969 Avenue of the Dildos, there are houses available on the beach drive. Currently the house numbers range from 701 to 799, pick one and move in. All have all modern conveniences including dish network, just added this year. There is a mall in the town just renamed the Magical Mall. The island is named Lainie's Tropical Paradise Island, or just Lainie's Island or the Island for short usage. There are golf carts available to anyone, serial numbers Z001 to Z250. Feel free to drive anywhere on the Island. The palace is named Xanadu, the city is Margaretaville with a statue of Jimmy Buffet in the main square.\, which has recently been named: CHUNKY SQUARE. We have two mountains, Orgasmic Peak, and Mt. Phallus, formerly Grand Teton, renamed after a few landslides changed its profile. both of which have easily hikeable trails to the top plateau where there are open shelters from the rain. There are 10 beaches, but the one most used is Paradise Beach opposite the houses. There are no hurricanes, typhoons, or high winds due to our wonderful precise location exactly at Zero North or South Latitude. Our longitude is a national security secret. Guess secret no more due to GPS. We are in the Pacific Ocean, in a weather free zone, except for the occasional rains. Temperature rarely is below 60 and rarely over 85 fahrenheit. All titles issued in proclamations by the Empress are valid. To obtain one after a brief residency all that is required is to ask. But please no frivolous titles. Welcome back home, you have been displaced by the evil Xyber. I do request post no pictures except of yourself or the Island scenery Lainie, Imperatrix Originally posted 10-01-2008 after the NOPHEST RESTORATION which is now an Island Holiday. Reposted, updated, Jan 9, 2012, Island Year SIX
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MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920 Last edited by Empress Lainie; 01-09-2013 at 09:00 PM. |
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Empress........I am so happy and I found a house at the edge of the beach which is almost like the other one I had. Will be decorating for a few days lol *has a few shots of Bourbon to celebrate and slowly strolls to my new bed and passes out*
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There is now a Lainie's Island social group by invitation only.
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How much are the houses ZYZX ?
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May I become a member of ur Island social group ?
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My welcome back picture for you.
Note color does not work on the original post thread, have to edit it.
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Hi Lady Fox..... How are you doing ?
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Everything on the island is FREE, thanks to our arrangement with the US government.
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U look so beautiful Empress....thanks for sharing that.
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Hi Lainie, i have enjoyed our few posts about things here over the last day or so.
Now, for me, an adjustiment like everyone else. A friendly place is good to have on the board/ Thanks very much for the Ginger and Kayla pic thread! ![]() Drop by on the Canadian thread again sometime too. I hope all is well, and time for a snackvery nice pic, Empress!, just saw it *offers Mars Bar darks, places on wicker table by lounger*
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Thanks Lady Fox and Pete.
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Hey there Pete.....doing just fine now that we have the Island back. How have u been......haven't talked to u in quite a while.
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I would like house by the ocean please. Three bedroom two baths......
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LadyFox , I know , it has been a long time. So what have you been up too ?
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Just go pick it out and move in.....I did
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They all have that.
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Forgot to mention, no cars, vehicles abound all over the island like golf carts, just borrow one, keep it for yourself if you like, you may personize them but they are already numbered Z0001 to Z50l
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Ok that sounds good.. I will take the house next door to LadyFox..
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How bout Motorcycles ?
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I you keep the noise down OK.
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Ok. It's Harley Davidson though.
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Hey there is a nice wide run on the back (North side of the island), you can let it all out there, and its very flat. Just watch for the sand though it can be tricky.
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Your Imperial Majesty; good morning/afternoon.
I am intrigued by the temperature range of your Island. Quite properly for an Empress overseeing an Empire your values were quoted in imperial measurements, being European I had to convert them. Your temperature range (15 - 30 degrees Celsius) seems to be ideal. With your permission, Imperial Majesty, I'd like to stick around. I am particularly interested in exploring the mountains. |
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[quote=Igor;1248353]Your Imperial Majesty; good morning/afternoon.
I am intrigued by the temperature range of your Island. Quite properly for an Empress overseeing an Empire your values were quoted in imperial measurements, being European I had to convert them. Your temperature range (15 - 30 degrees Celsius) seems to be ideal. With your permission, Imperial Majesty, I'd like to stick around. I am particularly interested in exploring the mountains.[/quote] You most welcome Igor or is it eye-gor? Happy to have your company on the island. Thank you for doing the conversion I thought of it but was sorry, too lazy at the time.
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I don't know if you are a spelunker but we also have some caves:
Vaginal cavern Puff's Lair Poor puff hasn't been around for a while, hope he's OK.
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I'm a geologist - so my interest is, initially, purely scientific. Naturally, I have all the prerequisite skills of climbing, abseiling, and speleology.
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My best friend ever was also a geologist. I looked on him as my brother.
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Geologists ROCK!
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Have you ever read a book called: Annals of the former world?
It is by a pulitzer prize winner but actually written by the chief geologist of Wyoming. A fascinating book, misfiled in the libraries under science fiction when it is a book on the geology and forming of the the north american continent. It is also the history of his family one of the first settlers in Wyoming.
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It is a huge tome with a number of "books' inside it, but well worth the read.
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Even though morning it is, sleeping I must be soon, so by the sea to waves hear I will go.
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There is now a Lainie's Island social group started. Also have put up some pics.
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Morning Empress.........May I join u in the sun? I need to work on my tan.
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Yes you may by all means, but I must get some sleep, been up since 9pm yesterday.
You can put some lotion on my back for me.
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Here I will do your back too.
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TY....the back is one spot I can't get. *applies lotion on ur back and begins to rub the lotion in. I'm putting alot on u in case u fall asleep while sunning. Don't won't u burned like toast
By all means u definately need some sleep. I went to sleep about 430 this morning and woke up at 930. It was so nice sleeping in the new house. I listened to the waves roll in which eventually put me to sleep. The moon shines thru my bedroom windows... TY for lotioning my back.![]()
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That was really so good. Maybe I can sleep now.
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After that fiasco with the monkey trade unions on the last (shortlived) island, ive decided not to have anything built on the island ever again. I'll just move into the palace, is room 740 free?
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I think I have been in the sun long enough, *gathers my things and strolls back to my house, waking thru the water at the shoreline as i walk* *Decides to have a drink and sit on the balcony for awhile*
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Hi LadyFox.
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Hey Pete. How is ur day going? Did u get the house next to mine?
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Lady Fox , Yes I did. Do you have some sugar ? I need to do some baking...
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I am making a chocolate cake and cookies.
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ur baking? Wow...will ya bake me some brownies......I usually have my cabana boy Georgio bring me baked desserts but u are right next to me. Yes I do have sugar.......*hands him a bag of sugar.
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Jumps out of the sand and smacks ladyfox on the butt
That was for the water trick REVENGE
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Lady Fox , Ok I will make you some brownies...
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*turns around startled* u little devil.......*chases her down the beach but couldn't catch up to her* I will get u back
Walks back to the house.
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hehe that was fun
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