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Old 10-10-2008, 06:41 AM   #51
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Top Ten Best things about sex with the dead, not sorted by gender.
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  2. A dead chick always swallows
  3. A dead chick doesn't mind sleeping in the wet spot
  4. After a few days, a dead dude never gets soft
  5. A dead chick is never on the rag. (Or maybe they always are, I'm not sure)
  6. The dead never finish first
  7. The dead never say "Is it in yet?" "You mean that's it?" or "Watch the teeth!"
  8. The dead don't mind a golden shower, cameras or bondage
  9. After a coupla weeks, you can ditch the lubricant
  10. Sometimes after sex you get the munchies (with apologies to J Dahmer)
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  1. After a couple weeks, they tend to stick to one position, not to mention the sheets
  2. The wet spot gets bigger every time
  3. After sex in a jaccuzzi, you need a new one
  4. In a word--Morning Breath of the Dead
  5. Can tip over in more sophisticated positions unless you employ a spotter
  6. More difficult to dispose of than used condom unless you own a garbage disposal or pizza place
  7. Hard to store, but then you don't have to blow them up
  8. Messy when autopsy suture opens
  9. Fly strips get caught in your hair
  10. Hard to stay excited with other mourners trying to get you off casket
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