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The people in me
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This thread is for people to talk about anything, changing the subject whenever they want, never needing to care that they are going 'Off Topic'
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Celestial Princess
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This is my kind of thread. No one will nag about derailing it, or tell me the smile I picked was inappropriate..Did I spell that right??
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The people in me
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Celestial Princess
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Honest they did, I almost didn't respond but I had to..Isn't that funny. By the way, I didn't get to see that message before you edited....
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The people in me
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Celestial Princess
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The people in me
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Celestial Princess
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The people in me
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Well it's all relative, (BTW have you seen the is incest ok thread) I've seen a lot of penis size posts on this site. Anyway, just tried on the shoe and it seems to fit OK. A bit snug once I get a hard on and not much use as a condom though. Lace ups you see too many holes. I'll get my slip ons out and try them.
Is that how you can tell? if your shoe fits. You should post that advice in the next "Is my penis too small thread" BTW I am not saying my penis is a foot. |
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Porn Star
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Hey pal.......you wanna fuck her not march up her.....:-D
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Celestial Princess
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....a girl who can run faster than her brothers........:-D |
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Celestial Princess
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The people in me
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Porn Star
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.......exactly......I didn't say South of where...!
Norfolk......that's fucking north to me....
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The people in me
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I know, I went to Eltham once, da da do do, do do, do do, dah. skweel like a pig. (sorry spilled red wine on the keyboard and now the kew don't work)
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Celestial Princess
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I am actually getting a headache from laughing so hard...I'm glad you're back MM!!!
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The people in me
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Glad to be back, soooooooooo tired, but can't tear myself away.
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Celestial Princess
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Porn Star
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Ill right that's it. Will everyone please just get back to the non-topic at hand. I can't stand it when you people de-rail an unrailed thread, and just talk about anything you want without even reading what the thread was originally about.:-D Shit wrong smily face. Try it again
Of fuck. Where's the get back on track smily face. :D Well kiss my ass. Where's that emocon.
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There have been a LOT of threads lately where MM, RP, and Stumbler together comprise the last fifteen or twenty posts.
I seem to be the only person who gets irritated by this fact, and I'm trying to keep it to myself. But it really is getting annoying. Edit: I seriously like all of you guys. I don't have anything against you. It's just sort of bad form and it kills all other conversation.
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Celestial Princess
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..Off topic-just having a little fun...lighten up..
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I noticed that. That's why I decided to gripe here instead of further derailing something else.
Sure, tell me to "lighten up," but think about your posts, too.
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And I apologize, I sure did mean Chunky and not Stumbler.
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I don't get annoyed when my grammar is corrected or I am told which smiley to use. But I know a few people who do. Haven't derailed any threads since I read your last comment and apologised. Apart from 'universe' which invited it. Perhaps you should try some relaxation exercises or reduce your caffeine intake. |
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Stimulant
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...missing my point. I mean THINK about your posts as you post them.
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Porn Star
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Cool but there have been times when I have been the last one standing.
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Celestial Princess
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Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage
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There's been some threads recently where people go right into cyber sex with each other. That's ok cuz I like reading them but sometimes it takes you by surprise. It's awkward like when you're at a party and the couple on the couch next to you just start fucking.
And sometimes the cyber happens on a post you don't expect it like "What do you think of the Iraq War?", "Hmmm... I want to roll down your panties and Iraq War you in your tight, tender ass..."
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The people in me
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Caff remeber this
Quote: Originally Posted by Caffeine It's just that I was sort of interested to find out if anybody didn't view any porn when they were underage. I'm pretty sure everybody on here did, and I doubt a ton of folks who didn't would be on here in the first place. I was hoping deep inside that somebody would prove me wrong, and an interesting conversation would ensue. Instead, the thread got derailed. It was annoying. I think long two-person conversations belong (a) on an instant-messanger, (b) in the form of private messages, or (c) in the general forum where the topics are less specific and informational. The forum description does, in fact, state this: "This forum is to discuss sex seriously. Ask for tips and advice here." So, I dunno. Whatever, dude. Caff, first let me aplologise for derailing the thread and for some of my sarcastic comments in response to your complaint. Now you explain yourself I agree with much of what you say. I had thought you were just constipated. A&B don't work, you see we do it for an audience and get lot's off appreciation including from thread starters. I think your suggestion C is the best solution so that we can all get what we want from this superb service. Best Wishes, MM **************************************************** Now I seem to have pissed you off by doing what you asked. |
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Celestial Princess
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My topic is thanks for the fun, MM, Chunky, and Stumbler. :-D I had a great time, but now it's time for me to walk the dog and log-off tonight...Well, I might check back for a few after I come back in...
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Stimulant
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I wouldn't worry about it until somebody else starts complaining.
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We interrupt this thread to bring a very important bulletin:
xnxx is good for your health It will give you longer life, too. Many doctors say laughing increases vitality and life span. I haven't laughed as much in years as I have since I joined the forum.
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MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920 |
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be@r-a-licious
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rant rant rant
totally irrelevant but fun....oh f**k it...whatever...
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NO NO you should do that the RANT thread (Pd Advertisement)
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MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920 |
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THE PLAYER
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Great Thread I keep coming back for what some people call (over posters.)I have not laughed so hard in a long time!( My Dog thinks Im losing My Mind.)Im amazed at the wit and humor that just rolls out of some of You.So in Honor of Funny and witty people all around this Net..Thanks for Your Friendship. This years snappy come back Award goes to Our very own( The Envelope Please)CHUNKY!!!!! Our best Song Title Sentence Maker goes hands down to Musicmachine. We have a tie for the Sweetest and Kindess (Tearing Paper Sound)Rockprincess and Rain.Our most positive outlook award goes to STUMBLER....In the Most likely to get pissed off catagory WAIT......WE HAVE ANOTHER TIE FOR FIRST..Caffeine and Baller..Thank You for coming ,and have a Nice Day. Disclaimer...This Post is meant to be Funny,from a place of Love and Respect for all Life forms on this Planet and all other Planets..So..if this Pisses Anybody off..
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Porn Star
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Thank you....thank you.....
I'm not sure that I deserve this award....there have been some pretty snappy come-backs on this site that I can remember, but I accept it with thanks to Stumbler and ZYZX for their support........to Kimiko for her comforting bosom when I took my first tentative steps into this site..... ....and above all......to Musicmachine, without whom none of this would have been necessary.........:-D |
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be@r-a-licious
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i did! i did...honest!
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The people in me
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I am touched and thrilled. I would like to thank Caff for his constant help and encouragement. My mum & dad for having me, my agent, my manager, my publicist, and you all, my fans without whom it would not be worth posting.
But most of all I would like to thank RP & Chunky wihout whom I would have stayed in Hong Kong shagging beautiful asian girls instead of racing back to this god forsaken freezing cold country to sit up all night posting endless streams of nonsense....errr. hang on a minute. |
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Celestial Princess
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Thanks, DFJ, for the wonderful compliment.
No wonder I like hanging around here..It's been a blast and that's cuming from someone who never entered a forum until this one. Now, I want to be here all the time....:D ....Thanks to Chunky and Music Machine, you've let me enter into your world of fun. Also, my Friend, Stumbler-you're just a great guy and I've loved getting to know you..It's been fun!!!! Let's Rock and Roll!!!! Last edited by Rockprincess; 12-07-2006 at 04:09 PM. |
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Celestial Princess
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I just thought I'd bring this thread back up to the top. Just a place to put posts that do not fit anywhere else. Thanks, MM!! It's getting to be that time of the night, when the people are around that get upset if you're derailing the thread.
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The people in me
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That'd be the caffeine, keeps 'em awake.
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