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Old 12-07-2006, 10:08 PM   #51
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That'd be the caffeine, keeps 'em awake.
Now, I know what to stay away from.
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Breaker 19 for a truckers chocolate bar are you out there good buddy?
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....In the Most likely to get pissed off catagory WAIT......WE HAVE ANOTHER TIE FOR FIRST..Caffeine and Baller....
Well, considering that baller is gone, I win that one, bitch.
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I gotta go buy groceries. I'll be back to bitch your ass off.
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What the fuck do you think you are doing sticking to the subject on this thread. Get with the etiquette and change the subject between posts
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Had vegetarian sloppy joes for dinner.
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How do you make them???
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Had vegetarian sloppy joes for dinner.
Ever had vegetarian sloppy seconds, Chunky did the first time I fucked RP and he had to lick it out. Arghhhh.
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Ever had vegetarian sloppy seconds, Chunky did the first time I fucked RP and he had to lick it out. Arghhhh.
Gee, where was I when this all happened???
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How do you make them???
Soy crumbles in standard issue sloppy joe sauce.


Odd, but I just realized that I had "randomly" posted about food twice in this thread. I wonder if I think about food a lot.
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Soy crumbles in standard issue sloppy joe sauce.


Odd, but I just realized that I had "randomly" posted about food twice in this thread. I wonder if I think about food a lot.
Okay, soy crumbles, that's what I was wondering...
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Gee, where was I when this all happened???
You were there, I think it was on a song thread not sure. I will find it and get back to you. Perhaps Chunky remembers.
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Gee, where was I when this all happened???
Just remembered 'twas the night before christmas'! Gee that egg nog gets you every time.
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Gee, where was I when this all happened???
Don't you remember, you were bent over you keyboard while MM was licking my balls.......it was rather dark.......

....funny that, I thought it tasted like an old scouse girlfriend I had once......hmmm
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Don't you remember, you were bent over you keyboard while MM was licking my balls.......it was rather dark.......

....funny that, I thought it tasted like an old scouse girlfriend I had once......hmmm
HMMMMMMMMM is right!!! Come on guys, give me a break here...
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Gee, where was I when this all happened???
RP arrived but her zipper was stuck,
MM helped her fix it and asked for a fuck
She rode him as hard as a reindeer on heat
Then Chunky arrived for a pre-arranged meet.
RP my darling I’d never have reckoned
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Soy crumbles in standard issue sloppy joe sauce.


Odd, but I just realized that I had "randomly" posted about food twice in this thread. I wonder if I think about food a lot.
You wanna lay off that soy stuff mate, it causes mineral depletion and messes with your thyroid! They tried feeding livestock on that stuff, (admittedly exclusively) and they died!
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RP arrived but her zipper was stuck,
MM helped her fix it and asked for a fuck
She rode him as hard as a reindeer on heat
Then Chunky arrived for a pre-arranged meet.
RP my darling I’d never have reckoned
You’d treat me this way and I’d go sloppy second!
Sorry, but it wasn't me!!!!
but sounds like you had fun with another she.
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Sorry, but it wasn't me!!!!
but sounds like you had fun with another she.
Now come on RP don't be shy
I know you loved it with this guy!!!!!!!!!!
I'm thinking of you and I'm hot as toast.
I've still got my memory of your hot post...


RP loved the fucking but felt very bad,
She was hoping ol' Chunky wouldn't be sad.


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Now come on RP don't be shy
I know you loved it with this guy!!!!!!!!!!
I'm thinking of you and I'm hot as toast.
I've still got my memory of your hot post...


RP loved the fucking but felt very bad,
She was hoping ol' Chunky wouldn't be sad.


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Which post is that, she asked out of fear,
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Old Chunky is very tired and off to bed.......alone....sigh

see you all tomorrow chaps..
Same bat time
Same bat channel....

toodleoo!
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Goodnight Chunky and sorry you're going to bed alone...
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Goodnight Chunky and sorry you're going to bed alone...
Me too, licky licky, that's to you RP not the big C.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't know it.
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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't know it.
Oh, yes, you are quite a poet and I don't even know it...
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...not me.....I'd be too scared.......!!
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Well, I'm waiting out here for you, Big Daddy, where are you?
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When I say anything, I mean anything, anything your dirty litlle mind can concieve.
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My dirty little mind can come up with a lot of things. Are you 'up' to it?
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Try me!!!
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I'm shy and can't talk about those things in public.. So, you're a twisted kind of guy, hey, Big Daddy?? My kind of man!!!
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[MM(sung)]
I'll do anything
For you dear anything
For you mean everything to me.

I know that
I'll go anywhere
For your smile, anywhere --
For your smile, ev'rywhere --
I'd see.

[LC]
Would you lick my slit?

[MM]
Anything!

[LC]
Woud you finger it?

[MM]
Anything!

[LC]
Let me suck your will?

[MM]
Anything!

[LL]
Even pay my Bill?

[MM]
What? Pay?

I'd risk everything
For one kiss -- everything
Yes, I'd do anything...

[LC]
Anything?!

[MM]
Anything for you!!

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'Ere now, Chunky, you just copy
MM and I'll help you out with the words, alright?
So it's "I'll do anything"
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I guess you will do anything and that makes you, Big Daddy, my kind of man. So, when are we going to do all this, anything and everything?? I'm not going to have any of your lady friends chasing me off this site? Of course, I love compitition!!!
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I think she means

Big ......... ooooh, daddy, daddy, do me daddy
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Who's Chunky??:-D
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Ouch!!! that gotta hurt C?
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Big ......... ooooh, daddy, daddy, do me daddy
That might be what I mean and it might not be, but since you brought the subject 'up', do you think you can satisfy me, BD??
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That might be what I mean and it might not be, but since you brought the subject 'up', do you think you can satisfy me, BD??
I've never had a disatisfied customer yet. Did I tell you I can lick my eyebrows?
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I've never had a disatisfied customer yet. Did I tell you I can lick my eyebrows?
I don't think I'd refer to myself as a customer, there's got to be a better word than that. I'm impressed about the eyebrows, however, that's not what I want you to lick. I wanted you to lick me from the top of head to the tips of my toes, BD!!! Can you do that? By the way, who's Chunky?
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I'm chunky you little harlot and I saw him first so keep your hands off him, he's mine all mine do you hear!!!
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Oh, ....nobody really...
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What's going on here? My heart is broken, MM!!! Here I thought you liked me!!! I leave for a few hours and you find a new love. Have I lost you to this little slut?
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MM, now I find that you've been three-timing me, and after all the wonderful, deceptive things you said to me that night behind the gas-works effluent outlet.
My heart is broken....I will never speak to you again!!!

Love child.....you're welcome to him, but he'll break your heart........
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You seem like a popular guy, this chunky girl want you and this rock princess person that's calling me a slut. A slut just knows how to keep her man home and in bed...I have a tremendous sexual appitite, do you?
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I couldn't imagine, a man that can write stories as hot as you do would be interested in a woman that calls herself Chunky???
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You seem like a popular guy, this chunky girl want you and this rock princess person that's calling me a slut. A slut just knows how to keep her man home and in bed...I have a tremendous sexual appitite, do you?
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What's going on here? My heart is broken, MM!!! Here I thought you liked me!!! I leave for a few hours and you find a new love. Have I lost you to this little slut?
Come on baby, you know I do, how about a threesome.
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