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Celestial Princess
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The people in me
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Breaker 19 for a truckers chocolate bar are you out there good buddy?
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Stimulant
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 31
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Well, considering that baller is gone, I win that one, bitch.
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Stimulant
Join Date: Aug 2006
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I gotta go buy groceries. I'll be back to bitch your ass off.
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The people in me
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Stimulant
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Had vegetarian sloppy joes for dinner.
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Celestial Princess
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How do you make them???
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The people in me
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Celestial Princess
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Stimulant
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 31
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Soy crumbles in standard issue sloppy joe sauce.
Odd, but I just realized that I had "randomly" posted about food twice in this thread. I wonder if I think about food a lot.
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Celestial Princess
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The people in me
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The people in me
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Porn Star
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Celestial Princess
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The people in me
Join Date: Nov 2006
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RP arrived but her zipper was stuck,
MM helped her fix it and asked for a fuck She rode him as hard as a reindeer on heat Then Chunky arrived for a pre-arranged meet. RP my darling I’d never have reckoned You’d treat me this way and I’d go sloppy second! |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
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You wanna lay off that soy stuff mate, it causes mineral depletion and messes with your thyroid! They tried feeding livestock on that stuff, (admittedly exclusively) and they died!
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Celestial Princess
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but sounds like you had fun with another she. |
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The people in me
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I know you loved it with this guy!!!!!!!!!! I'm thinking of you and I'm hot as toast. I've still got my memory of your hot post... RP loved the fucking but felt very bad, She was hoping ol' Chunky wouldn't be sad. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5882 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Old Chunky is very tired and off to bed.......alone....sigh
![]() see you all tomorrow chaps.. Same bat time Same bat channel.... toodleoo! |
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Goodnight Chunky and sorry you're going to bed alone...
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The people in me
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Celestial Princess
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Ascended Ancient
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You can read MY poems on Poetry.com. But you have to know my name. Who could I trust here?
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MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
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...not me.....I'd be too scared.......!!
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Ascended Ancient
Unexpected Woman |
The thesaurus is a relatively unknown type of the genus dinosaurus.
They lived in the land of Dichotomy in Asia. They ate puns and other small bits of grammar. Then they were all wiped out at the end of the ice age except for a few who survived, went to England and founded the Encyclopedia Brittanica dynasty Hope that explains everything clearly.
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MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920 |
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Ascended Ancient
Unexpected Woman |
Just for those of you not in the know:
"SECKS" is politically correct for "SEX". We wouldn't to offend anybody, especially the members of this forum.
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Well, I'm waiting out here for you, Big Daddy, where are you?
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Porn Surfer
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Porn Star
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Big Daddy....
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The people in me
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[MM(sung)]
I'll do anything For you dear anything For you mean everything to me. I know that I'll go anywhere For your smile, anywhere -- For your smile, ev'rywhere -- I'd see. [LC] Would you lick my slit? [MM] Anything! [LC] Woud you finger it? [MM] Anything! [LC] Let me suck your will? [MM] Anything! [LL] Even pay my Bill? [MM] What? Pay? I'd risk everything For one kiss -- everything Yes, I'd do anything... [LC] Anything?! [MM] Anything for you!! [LC (spoken)] 'Ere now, Chunky, you just copy MM and I'll help you out with the words, alright? So it's "I'll do anything"
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2005
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I guess you will do anything and that makes you, Big Daddy, my kind of man. So, when are we going to do all this, anything and everything??
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The people in me
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I think she means
Big ......... ooooh, daddy, daddy, do me daddy
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Who's Chunky??:-D
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The people in me
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I've never had a disatisfied customer yet. Did I tell you I can lick my eyebrows?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
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I'm chunky you little harlot and I saw him first so keep your hands off him, he's mine all mine do you hear!!!
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The people in me
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Oh, ....nobody really...
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
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What's going on here? My heart is broken, MM!!!
Here I thought you liked me!!! I leave for a few hours and you find a new love. Have I lost you to this little slut?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
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MM, now I find that you've been three-timing me, and after all the wonderful, deceptive things you said to me that night behind the gas-works effluent outlet.
My heart is broken....I will never speak to you again!!! Love child.....you're welcome to him, but he'll break your heart........
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2005
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You seem like a popular guy, this chunky girl want you and this rock princess person that's calling me a slut. A slut just knows how to keep her man home and in bed...I have a tremendous sexual appitite, do you?
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2005
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I couldn't imagine, a man that can write stories as hot as you do would be interested in a woman that calls herself Chunky???
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The people in me
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Insatiable...:-D
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The people in me
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Come on baby, you know I do, how about a threesome.
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