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MusicMachine · 12-08-2006, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Child

I couldn't imagine, a man that can write stories as hot as you do would be interested in a woman that calls herself Chunky???

You're right, she's a bitch, she's been stalking me, and yes she's pig ugly. Have a look at her profile and you'll se what I mean.

My god it's a man, must be a cross dresser.

Love Child · 12-08-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

Come on baby, you know I do, how about a threesome.

A threesome with some whore who just called me a slut, believe she couldn't even begin to keep up and do the things I'd like to do to you. Well, maybe I'd let her lick your cock while you're fucking me. Do you really think you could handle me?? What about that poor woman, Chunky, her heart is broken??

Rockprincess · 12-08-2006, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

Come on baby, you know I do, how about a threesome.

You know what you can do with that threesome, BIG DADDYYYYYY! Tell the slut not to do me any favors, you're going to miss me. I might have had a few surprises for you. Now you'll never know, sorry!! I should have stuck with Chunky!!

MusicMachine · 12-08-2006, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by chunky

MM, now I find that you've been three-timing me, and after all the wonderful, deceptive things you said to me that night behind the gas-works effluent outlet.
My heart is broken....I will never speak to you again!!!

Love child.....you're welcome to him, but he'll break your heart........

Just noticed the gender under your avatar. Ouch...did it hurt.

Rockprincess · 12-08-2006, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

Just noticed the gender under your avatar. Ouch...did it hurt.

I didn't know you were Bi?

MusicMachine · 12-08-2006, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockprincess

I didn't know you were Bi?

I take it you mean Chunky?

Rockprincess · 12-08-2006, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

I take it you mean Chunky?

Yes, what's going on between you two??

MusicMachine · 12-08-2006, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockprincess

Yes, what's going on between you two??

He's the left hand side of my brain, I'm the right. Caff complains about us hogging threads but he doesn't realise. Its just me...me...me I tell ya!

Or him...never sure which.

Love Child · 12-08-2006, 11:33 PM

I have a little headache, Big Daddy, I need someone to come and cuddle up next to me and rub me, my temples. I'll just lightly fondle your balls and slide my head up and down the shaft of your member, barely touching it. Would you like to take a little nap with me?? I wish you would cum and help me get rid of this nasty headache..I'll be waiting in bed for you..If you don't show up I'll be back in a few hours...I'm waiting, Big Daddy!!! Are you going to cum for me, please??

chunky · 12-08-2006, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

He's the left hand side of my brain, I'm the right. Caff complains about us hogging threads but he doesn't realise. Its just me...me...me I tell ya!

Or him...never sure which.

That's right I'm the other brain cell.......

and the only time I'm a cross-dresser is when I get my zipper stuck!

MusicMachine · 12-08-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by chunky

That's right I'm the other brain cell.......

and the only time I'm a cross-dresser is when I get my zipper stuck!

I see you changed our gender back.

chunky · 12-08-2006, 11:47 PM

That's right, and now I think it's time for you to recognize your true sexuality, erase LC, and come back to me you naughty boy..:-D

Rockprincess · 12-08-2006, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by chunky

That's right, and now I think it's time for you to recognize your true sexuality, erase LC, and come back to me you naughty boy..:-D

I guess that totally leaves poor, little ol' me out. Between the slut and Chunky I'm just left out in the cold...

MusicMachine · 12-08-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockprincess

I guess that totally leaves poor, little ol' me out. Between the slut and Chunky I'm just left out in the cold...

Don't fret darling, I'll warm you up.

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

Don't fret darling, I'll warm you up.

What about Love Child, the slut of sluts??

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockprincess

What about Love Child, the slut of sluts??

I told you before, I can satisfy you both. try me, you know you want to.

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

I told you before, I can satisfy you both. try me, you know you want to.

I've never been good at sharing my toys.

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockprincess

I've never been good at sharing my toys.

Wow, toys as well, sounds like its going to be one hell of a night...

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 12:08 AM

Let's find something fun to do or otherwise I'm going to leave for a few hours and make gnocchi...A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do, to survive.....:-D

chunky · 12-09-2006, 12:35 AM

That's a new name for it......

...and don't forget folks..

...that's what you get folks.....

...for making... . . . . . . gnocchi.......

*sung to the tune of 'making whooppee'*

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 12:36 AM

Gosh, I sure hope so!!!!...When??

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 12:46 AM

I know, I know, I know, (arm in air)

Let's be Baron Knights
Or is it Barren Nights
and change song lyrics.

Who could forget 'Birth control to ginger tom'?

C just did one and I did one earlier (repost below)

MM(sung)]
I'll do anything
For you dear anything
For you mean everything to me.

I know that
I'll go anywhere
For your smile, anywhere --
For your smile, ev'rywhere --
I'd see.

[LC]
Would you lick my slit?

[MM]
Anything!

[LC]
Woud you finger it?

[MM]
Anything!

[LC]
Let me suck your will?

[MM]
Anything!

[LL]
Even pay my Bill?

[MM]
What? Pay?

I'd risk everything
For one kiss -- everything
Yes, I'd do anything...

[LC]
Anything?!

[MM]
Anything for you!!

[LC (spoken)]
'Ere now, Chunky, you just copy
MM and I'll help you out with the words, alright?
So it's "I'll do anything"

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 12:55 AM

Didn't we just have that ditty on the last page??? Are you losing it???

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockprincess

Didn't we just have that ditty on the last page??? Are you losing it???

I think the old eyes are fading RP

I wrote

C just did one and I did one earlier (repost below)

then reposted it:-D

It was an egg sample

They say it makes you blind!!!!!!!!!!

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 01:00 AM

I'm more of a skimmer and don't always read every word, I know shame on me??? I'm hanging my head in shame...

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 01:13 AM

Too hard for you heh, ok here is another egg sample from The Barron Knights, can't find the lyrics on the web so going from my fading memory.

Birth control to Major Tom,
Birth control to Major Tom,
Your meow is higher since you had it done.

This is ginger tom to birth control,
I'm feeling very frail,
and there's something gone from underneath my tail,
and I'm walking in a most peculiar way ay ay ay.

Here am I sitting in a dustbin (trash can)
Meowing at the moon
Planet earth is blue but there's nothing we can do.
'Cos youv'e be doctored too. ba bum bum
Youv'e be doctored too.

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 01:27 AM

http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=70240&postcount=30
http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=71155&postcount=21

Just got my first ever flame, I'm so proud.

Is there a Norfolk in Central Florida? I guess that must be the really famous place they named the city in England where everone shags their siblings after.

Caffeine · 12-09-2006, 01:28 AM

You've got somebody pissed of at you.

Nympho · 12-09-2006, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=70240&postcount=30
http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=71155&postcount=21

Just got my first ever flame, I'm so proud.

Is there a Norfolk in Central Florida? I guess that must be the really famous place they named the city in England where everone shags their siblings after.

nice

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Caffeine

You've got somebody pissed of at you.

Yeh, can you believe it? Did you like the way I refused to derail the thread and brought it here. I did it for you Caff. I'm learning, still a newby

Caffeine · 12-09-2006, 01:38 AM

I think it's okay to counter-flame.

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=70240&postcount=30
http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=71155&postcount=21

Just got my first ever flame, I'm so proud.

Is there a Norfolk in Central Florida? I guess that must be the really famous place they named the city in England where everone shags their siblings after.

Pm him and ask him for some more pictures...see what he says...I told you part of the south was like Norfolk... By the way, yes I understood it, I just don't always read every word, hence, I'm a skimmer.....

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Caffeine

I think it's okay to counter-flame.

Fuck, I just can't win with you you obnoxious self righteous bastard.lol

chunky · 12-09-2006, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=70240&postcount=30
http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=71155&postcount=21

Just got my first ever flame, I'm so proud.

Is there a Norfolk in Central Florida? I guess that must be the really famous place they named the city in England where everone shags their siblings after.

Well considering that every town in the UK has its counterpart in the US there's probably several of them.
Or maybe he emigrated from England to beat an incest charge.

He does seem mighty sensitive about it though - more so than a UK guy would be!!!

Hey maybe he's a scouser!!....:-D

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 01:43 AM

Scouser???? Here we go again, what is it???

Caffeine · 12-09-2006, 01:43 AM

http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php...ghlight=possum

I've done my share of flaming. It gets interesting towards the end.

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by chunky

Well considering that every town in the UK has its counterpart in the US there's probably several of them.
Or maybe he emigrated from England to beat an incest charge.

He does seem mighty sensitive about it though - more so than a UK guy would be!!!

Hey maybe he's a scouser!!....:-D

No, a scouser wouldn't have made a pun like 'Bush is tight' without even knowing it. This guy truly is stupid, shows what all that inbreeding does.

Incest is soooooooooooo wrong. Just look what it produces.

God, I feel mean sometimes beatig the crap out of people who clearly don't have the intelligence to defend themselves.

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

No, a scouser wouldn't have made a pun like 'Bush is tight' without even knowing it. This guy truly is stupid, shows what all that inbreeding does.

Incest is soooooooooooo wrong. Just look what it produces.

God, I feel mean sometimes beatig the crap out of people who clearly don't have the intelligence to defend themselves.

Something tells me that it doesn't really bother you at all...What's a scouser???

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Caffeine

http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php...ghlight=possum

I've done my share of flaming. It gets interesting towards the end.

Clever, BTW have you seen that your 'I Submit' thread has been brought back from the dead?

Submit and be damned...

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockprincess

Something tells me that it doesn't really bother you at all...What's a scouser???

A scouser, someone who is tall, dark and hansome, Intelligent beyond belief, witty, caring, a fantastic lover with extraordinary physical prowess.

egg samples, John Lennon, Me, can't think of too many others.

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

A scouser, someone who is tall, dark and hansome, Intelligent beyond belief, witty, caring, a fantastic lover with extraordinary physical prowess.

egg samples, John Lennon, Me, can't think of too many others.

I don't think John Lennon really fits in that category..My kind of guy, do you know where I can find one..........???????

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockprincess

I don't think John Lennon really fits in that category..My kind of guy, do you know where I can find one..........???????

Liverpool is full of them

That's Liverpool, England folks.

Oh, that went well, that went really well and no RP and I did not conspire on it.

chunky · 12-09-2006, 01:56 AM

You forgot 'well-balanced' you know, as in ....with a chip on both shoulders....:-D

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by chunky

You forgot 'well-balanced' you know, as in ....with a chip on both shoulders....:-D

I'll pass-don't care to much for peope that carry those chips around...Yes, MM, I know where Liverpool is...I had European history...

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockprincess

I'll pass-don't care to much for peope that carry those chips around...Yes, MM, I know where Liverpool is...I had European history...

Europe had one too.

Sorry RP it wasn't aimed at you it was for the mother fucker from Florida.

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

Europe had one too.

Sorry RP it wasn't aimed at you it was for the mother fucker from Florida.

I didn't really think it was...just giving you a hard time...Even reading his posts gives a good idea that he didn't do very well in school...Bush is a fool...Did you ask him for any pictures..???

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockprincess

I didn't really think it was...just giving you a hard time...Even reading his posts gives a good idea that he didn't do very well in school...Bush is a fool...Did you ask him for any pictures..???

Just got what you meant and had a look lol lol

He literally is a little prick.

Rockprincess · 12-09-2006, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

Just got what you meant and had a look lol lol See you're a skimmer, too...No wonder we get along...lol

He literally is a little prick.

Oh, he made you angry!!! There are a lot of those around in the world-usually I find them-even here...read your pm

Caffeine · 12-09-2006, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MusicMachine

Clever, BTW have you seen that your 'I Submit' thread has been brought back from the dead?

Submit and be damned...

Oh, wow. I totally forgot about that. I sort of gave up on the story I was working on once I got a job. I actually had three or four story ideas fleshed out, but never really got into them. I might get to work on them, if I could ever tear myself away from chatting on here. And if I could ever get a fucking day off (I worked my day off yesterday, and will again on Monday).

MusicMachine · 12-09-2006, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Caffeine

Oh, wow. I totally forgot about that. I sort of gave up on the story I was working on once I got a job. I actually had three or four story ideas fleshed out, but never really got into them. I might get to work on them, if I could ever tear myself away from chatting on here. And if I could ever get a fucking day off (I worked my day off yesterday, and will again on Monday).

Stop making excuses, if it less than 5000 words you can polish and post it in an hour. Come on let's see it.:-D

12-09-2006, 12:46 AM	#122
MusicMachine The people in me Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North West UK Posts: 3,787	I know, I know, I know, (arm in air) Let's be Baron Knights Or is it Barren Nights and change song lyrics. Who could forget 'Birth control to ginger tom'? C just did one and I did one earlier (repost below) MM(sung)] I'll do anything For you dear anything For you mean everything to me. I know that I'll go anywhere For your smile, anywhere -- For your smile, ev'rywhere -- I'd see. [LC] Would you lick my slit? [MM] Anything! [LC] Woud you finger it? [MM] Anything! [LC] Let me suck your will? [MM] Anything! [LL] Even pay my Bill? [MM] What? Pay? I'd risk everything For one kiss -- everything Yes, I'd do anything... [LC] Anything?! [MM] Anything for you!! [LC (spoken)] 'Ere now, Chunky, you just copy MM and I'll help you out with the words, alright? So it's "I'll do anything" __________________ I know its my fault, but I can't sleep at nights.

12-09-2006, 01:13 AM	#126
MusicMachine The people in me Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North West UK Posts: 3,787	Too hard for you heh, ok here is another egg sample from The Barron Knights, can't find the lyrics on the web so going from my fading memory. Birth control to Major Tom, Birth control to Major Tom, Your meow is higher since you had it done. This is ginger tom to birth control, I'm feeling very frail, and there's something gone from underneath my tail, and I'm walking in a most peculiar way ay ay ay. Here am I sitting in a dustbin (trash can) Meowing at the moon Planet earth is blue but there's nothing we can do. 'Cos youv'e be doctored too. ba bum bum Youv'e be doctored too. __________________ I know its my fault, but I can't sleep at nights.

12-09-2006, 01:27 AM	#127
MusicMachine The people in me Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North West UK Posts: 3,787	Flame on! http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=70240&postcount=30 http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=71155&postcount=21 Just got my first ever flame, I'm so proud. Is there a Norfolk in Central Florida? I guess that must be the really famous place they named the city in England where everone shags their siblings after. __________________ I know its my fault, but I can't sleep at nights.

12-09-2006, 01:28 AM	#128
Caffeine Stimulant Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 31 Posts: 2,734	You've got somebody pissed of at you. __________________ ...with cream.

12-09-2006, 01:38 AM	#131
Caffeine Stimulant Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 31 Posts: 2,734	I think it's okay to counter-flame. __________________ ...with cream.

12-08-2006, 11:33 PM	#109
Love Child Porn Surfer Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 21	I have a little headache, Big Daddy, I need someone to come and cuddle up next to me and rub me, my temples. I'll just lightly fondle your balls and slide my head up and down the shaft of your member, barely touching it. Would you like to take a little nap with me?? I wish you would cum and help me get rid of this nasty headache..I'll be waiting in bed for you..If you don't show up I'll be back in a few hours...I'm waiting, Big Daddy!!! Are you going to cum for me, please??

12-08-2006, 11:47 PM	#112
chunky Porn Star Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 8,919	That's right, and now I think it's time for you to recognize your true sexuality, erase LC, and come back to me you naughty boy..:-D

12-09-2006, 12:08 AM	#119
Rockprincess Celestial Princess Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Silver Thread Posts: 21,549	Let's find something fun to do or otherwise I'm going to leave for a few hours and make gnocchi...A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do, to survive.....:-D

12-09-2006, 12:35 AM	#120
chunky Porn Star Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 8,919	That's a new name for it...... ...and don't forget folks.. ...that's what you get folks..... ...for making... . . . . . . gnocchi....... sung to the tune of 'making whooppee'

12-09-2006, 12:36 AM	#121
Rockprincess Celestial Princess Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Silver Thread Posts: 21,549	Gosh, I sure hope so!!!!...When??

12-09-2006, 12:55 AM	#123
Rockprincess Celestial Princess Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Silver Thread Posts: 21,549	Didn't we just have that ditty on the last page??? Are you losing it???

12-09-2006, 01:00 AM	#125
Rockprincess Celestial Princess Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Silver Thread Posts: 21,549	I'm more of a skimmer and don't always read every word, I know shame on me??? I'm hanging my head in shame...

12-09-2006, 01:43 AM	#135
Rockprincess Celestial Princess Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Silver Thread Posts: 21,549	Scouser???? Here we go again, what is it???

12-09-2006, 01:43 AM	#136
Caffeine Stimulant Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 31 Posts: 2,734	http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php...ghlight=possum I've done my share of flaming. It gets interesting towards the end. __________________ ...with cream.

12-09-2006, 01:56 AM	#143
chunky Porn Star Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 8,919	You forgot 'well-balanced' you know, as in ....with a chip on both shoulders....:-D

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