Tales from the Crypt

Incubus · 11-04-2008, 05:32 PM

No happy-go-lucky tales of whimsical joy here!
Only pain, blood, gore and distress
No smiley faces, hugs and or kisses. Except they be kisses of death!

This thread is for those out there who are fascinated with the morbid
in search of frightful unseen
entranced by the gruesome & drawn to the obscene.
Whether true stories,fantasy, pictures or film

AZRIEL · 11-04-2008, 05:50 PM

Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin
She got them from the shelf upon the wall
Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her
She didn't hear her little baby call
Daddy is an agrophile in Texas
Mommy's on the bar 'most every night
Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard
Living there in burgundy and white
Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well, we didn't love you anyway

tears.jpg

dragonflyjames · 11-04-2008, 05:58 PM

My five years an an EMT cured me of any morbid desires to gaze upon blood and death I may have had!

I like that song AZ.

smcaaphd · 11-04-2008, 06:11 PM

Well - I will certainly tell you the story of what happened to me once upon a nightmare!!

There I was, all virginal, lying in bed - it was a hot summer night, and the beach was burning, there was fog crawling over the sand. I had the bedroom window open, the curtains gently wafting in the breeze.

The moon - ahh - the blue moon saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own. Even though I was, in fact, lying down.

Ahh yes, I remember that night well - it was hot in the city, hot in the city tonight, stranger, stranger - don't be no fun, don't forget you're young on a hot summer night. And I was young!!

Anyhow, the breeze, the blue moon, and me? - I'm wearing virginal white, for you, don't you see? Because, at that time, I was a virgin!!

I look up, over to the window OH NO!! - the face at the window never blinks, never turns away, when you wake in the night to a flashing light. Oh boy!! I'd never been more scared than right then, at that moment!!

I opened my mouth to scream, but all of a sudden, he was in the room - How strong a will, how long to kill, vampire's out to play, he's going for his prey. And I was his prey!!

I tried my best to fight him off (honestly!!) even though I did end up saying - Bite me babe, set my soul on fire, bite me babe, set my soul on fire, come taste my love baby, blood makes me hard to resist, my soul burns like fire, kiss my hungry lips vampire! And he DID!!

O NOES!!! SMILIES!!

AZRIEL · 11-04-2008, 06:13 PM

rotting pussy.jpg

dragonflyjames · 11-04-2008, 06:18 PM

EEWWW!

Incubus · 11-04-2008, 06:40 PM

Incubus · 11-04-2008, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AZRIEL

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for some weird reason that pic makes me lmao

AZRIEL · 11-04-2008, 08:15 PM

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Incubus · 11-04-2008, 08:21 PM

AZRIEL · 11-04-2008, 09:08 PM

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smcaaphd · 11-04-2008, 09:28 PM

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sweets · 11-04-2008, 09:33 PM

AZRIEL · 11-04-2008, 09:41 PM

sleeping with da fishes.jpg

Wafarer · 11-05-2008, 01:38 AM

piggit · 11-05-2008, 01:43 AM

I used to looooove that show. Creepy stuff, but fantastic.

Wafarer · 11-05-2008, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piggit

I used to looooove that show. Creepy stuff, but fantastic.

I saw many episodes, there were two? movies, too.
Bordello of blood, was panned, not all that great but some real funny lines, and good sex/gore.
Dennis? forget his name, outspoken, hmm

11-04-2008, 05:32 PM	#1
Incubus Horned & Dangerous Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in your dreams Posts: 23,352	Tales from the Crypt No happy-go-lucky tales of whimsical joy here! Only pain, blood, gore and distress No smiley faces, hugs and or kisses. Except they be kisses of death! This thread is for those out there who are fascinated with the morbid in search of frightful unseen entranced by the gruesome & drawn to the obscene. Whether true stories,fantasy, pictures or film __________________ I'm just saying.

11-04-2008, 05:50 PM	#2
AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM Join Date: May 2008 Location: ←↕→ Posts: 29,095	Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin She got them from the shelf upon the wall Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her She didn't hear her little baby call Daddy is an agrophile in Texas Mommy's on the bar 'most every night Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard Living there in burgundy and white Dead babies can't take care of themselves Dead babies can't take things off the shelf Well, we didn't love you anyway tears.jpg __________________ -Ф- -DEATH IS THE ONLY GUARANTEE IN LIFE- -Ф-

11-04-2008, 05:58 PM	#3
dragonflyjames THE PLAYER Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the former USA Posts: 5,029	My five years an an EMT cured me of any morbid desires to gaze upon blood and death I may have had! I like that song AZ. __________________ A Candle does not lose any of it`s light when it lights another Candle,however the light doubles.Further more,We do not lose our Love and Knowledge when We share with another.Love and Knowledge increases in the World.

11-04-2008, 06:13 PM	#5
AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM Join Date: May 2008 Location: ←↕→ Posts: 29,095	rotting pussy.jpg __________________ -Ф- -DEATH IS THE ONLY GUARANTEE IN LIFE- -Ф-

11-04-2008, 06:18 PM	#6
dragonflyjames THE PLAYER Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the former USA Posts: 5,029	EEWWW! __________________ A Candle does not lose any of it`s light when it lights another Candle,however the light doubles.Further more,We do not lose our Love and Knowledge when We share with another.Love and Knowledge increases in the World.

11-04-2008, 06:40 PM	#7
Incubus Horned & Dangerous Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in your dreams Posts: 23,352	__________________ I'm just saying.

11-04-2008, 08:15 PM	#9
AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM Join Date: May 2008 Location: ←↕→ Posts: 29,095	head.jpg __________________ -Ф- -DEATH IS THE ONLY GUARANTEE IN LIFE- -Ф-

11-04-2008, 08:21 PM	#10
Incubus Horned & Dangerous Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in your dreams Posts: 23,352	__________________ I'm just saying.

11-04-2008, 09:08 PM	#11
AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM Join Date: May 2008 Location: ←↕→ Posts: 29,095	tales from the crypt.jpg Last edited by AZRIEL; 11-04-2008 at 09:11 PM.

11-04-2008, 09:41 PM	#14
AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM Join Date: May 2008 Location: ←↕→ Posts: 29,095	sleeping with da fishes.jpg __________________ -Ф- -DEATH IS THE ONLY GUARANTEE IN LIFE- -Ф-

11-05-2008, 01:38 AM	#15
Wafarer Supreme Warlord Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Yukon, Canada Age: 51 Posts: 18,677	__________________ Meaty Girls http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=55267 I am a "*verified XNXX Geek"and "Verified Hombre"* --Peace through Strength!-- GMT - 8 "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."

11-05-2008, 01:43 AM	#16
piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,913	I used to looooove that show. Creepy stuff, but fantastic. __________________

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