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Old 11-15-2008, 12:21 PM   #1
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GARFIELD!!!!!

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Damn you smcaaphd!!!!!!

*gets out of truck in to bitter cold wind; rummages through lunch box for stashed baggy of hazelnut coffee; heads to companyman's trailer to steal a coffee filter and brew a single cup in the micro wave*
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You know Stumbler, you should be careful about drinking nutty coffee, you never know who's out there, waiting for a chance to steal!!

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isn't D'oh Homer Simpson's catchphrase? O.o
still, Garfield rules, shame the only newspaper he is published in here in England is a terrible right wing one
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It's not the morning I hate so much, but the hour or so after getting out of bed in general, regardless of what time it is!
same, especially when it's cold or raining or something, and you really don't wanna get up but you know you have to
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Damn you smcaaphd!!!!!!

*gets out of truck in to bitter cold wind; rummages through lunch box for stashed baggy of hazelnut coffee; heads to companyman's trailer to steal a coffee filter and brew a single cup in the micro wave*

Sucking up to the boss, Stumbler?


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Awww that's better. Silly me I thought I might get away with just three cups this morning

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You know Stumbler, you should be careful about drinking nutty coffee, you never know who's out there, waiting for a chance to steal!!
They better be good at stealing because I subscribe to the philosophy of Huckleberry Finn's father who advised. Always steal a chicken when you get the chance because even if you don't need it yourself, you can always give it to someone else and a good turn ain't never forgot.

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Mmm, I could use a mocha with a couple shots o' caramel.

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And here I thought this was going to be a Simpson's thread.
That might be a way to greet the morning.

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"Thanks for the free coffee, Mister. What would I have to do to get a bagel with that?"

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Are those your new roomates, Sully??? I figured you were all having coffee together this morning...
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I cannot bring myself to drink coffee. I think my dislike of coffee goes back to a hot day in summer when I was about 9 years old and sweating. I came inside the kitchen and saw a coke glass full of brown liquid sitting on the counter. I was so thirsty that I just picked it up and started drinking. I realized it was a cup of cold, strong, unsweetened coffee. I immediately spit it out. Yuck!

On the other hand, my family loves cofee. I am the black sheep, I guess.

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Do you think the shape of the coffee bean has a bearing on our love of it???
Nope, not me anyway!!!
That coke looks good, too!!!
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