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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 12
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big mack
gadorade or powerade |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: US
Posts: 153
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gator.
Buckeyes or gators hahaha |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Rocky Mountain High, Colorado
Age: 24
Posts: 4,205
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gators.
Being held at gunpoint where you have to remove a paticular private part of your body or sticking that same private part in a bag of pissed of bulldog ants |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Vancouver, B.C. Canada
Age: 44
Posts: 691
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: California
Posts: 6,658
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I'd rather be shot to death and go out in a blaze of glory. Being hanged is for lowlifes and criminals.
Rather lose a foot or a hand?
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Vancouver, B.C. Canada
Age: 44
Posts: 691
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: California
Posts: 6,658
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I'd rather lose my hearing, even though I'm horribly prejudiced against the deaf.
Prefer flourescent or incandescent bulbs?
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"I heard about all the pretty girls / With grass skirts down to their knees / All my life I wanted to see / The island called Hawaii" ~Hawaii; The Beach Boys |
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#158 |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,258
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flourescent - but only cause I could spell that one.
Cotton panties or lace
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Vancouver, B.C. Canada
Age: 44
Posts: 691
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,258
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Quote:
Baseball or cricket
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: new england
Posts: 4,001
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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Baseball(of course)
fish or meat??? |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,258
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hipsters - soooo sexy
Meat - reminds me of something Taste of Pussy juice or cum
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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Cum, my fav...
women or men??(can be both) |
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#165 |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,258
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women to shag, but men to talk to about soccer.
I'll go women then! apples or bananas
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#166 |
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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Bananas
Bourbon or scotch??? |
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#167 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: new england
Posts: 4,001
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#168 |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,258
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ewwww both horrible
pecans Chicken or Turkey
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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well what's good???
Chicken bread or potatoes??? |
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#170 |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,258
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hmmm
I'd go with Jacket Potatoes Fried or Scrambled eggs - you can tell it's nearly dinner time - pass the bird seed!
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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Blue cheese or French??? |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: US
Posts: 153
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French.
Mcdonalds or Wendys |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: new england
Posts: 4,001
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Newcumer
Join Date: Jan 2007
Age: 31
Posts: 1
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i love to cum
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 30
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Uk, London
Posts: 947
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sea
poker or blackjack?
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,258
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poker (ooh err mrs !)
what do you go for:- Hair or eyes
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2007
Age: 64
Posts: 18
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eyesa
semen or seamen |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,258
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seamen - good goalie for ENGLAND
Massive hooters or perky puppies
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Sex Machine
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perky puppies
beige or khaki (and how you tell the difference)
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: California
Posts: 6,658
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200 posts! Woo! only 1800 to go before I get my own custom title! *throws a handful of confetti*
Khaki. Beige barely qualifies as a real color. Sun or Moon?
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"I heard about all the pretty girls / With grass skirts down to their knees / All my life I wanted to see / The island called Hawaii" ~Hawaii; The Beach Boys |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Vancouver, B.C. Canada
Age: 44
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: California
Posts: 6,658
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Daylight. I would die without the sun.
If you had to die horribly, would you prefer your flesh boiled off or to bleed out through your pores?
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"I heard about all the pretty girls / With grass skirts down to their knees / All my life I wanted to see / The island called Hawaii" ~Hawaii; The Beach Boys |
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Porn Star
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Bleeding through pores
The Jetsons or The Flintsones
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: California
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The Flintstones. The Jetsons were just a cheap knockoff of the Flintstones. Or was it the other way around?
![]() Analog or digital?
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"I heard about all the pretty girls / With grass skirts down to their knees / All my life I wanted to see / The island called Hawaii" ~Hawaii; The Beach Boys |
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Porn Star
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digital
Turntables or cd players
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 43,253
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CD players
classy alcohol or drink to get fuckin smashed alcohol? |
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Porn Star
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drinks to get fuckin smashed alcohol
PC's or Mac's
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 43,253
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PC, I don't know how to use a Mac
getting a handjob or watching your girl and and another woman go at it |
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#190 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: California
Posts: 6,658
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Getting a handjob. I'm too jealous to let someone else pleasure my girlfriend.
.44 or 9mm?
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"I heard about all the pretty girls / With grass skirts down to their knees / All my life I wanted to see / The island called Hawaii" ~Hawaii; The Beach Boys |
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Porn Star
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9mm (though I do like both)
The Pacific or The Atlantic
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#192 |
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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Pacific(either really)
Baked potato or French fries???? |
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 43,253
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French Fries
who would you rather do.. britney spears (now) or fergie from the black eyed peas..sorry you have to pick one, can't say neither |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: California
Posts: 6,658
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Fergie I guess. She at least SAYS she's not a ho.
Phonesex or cybersex?
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"I heard about all the pretty girls / With grass skirts down to their knees / All my life I wanted to see / The island called Hawaii" ~Hawaii; The Beach Boys |
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#195 |
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Amateur
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Phonesex. Atleast your live with someone that is hopefully a girl.
TV or book |
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#196 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 42
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#197 |
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Sex Machine
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fuck you clive... both you fag,
chicken or turkey
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#198 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: new england
Posts: 4,001
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Chicken
mashed or baked? potatoes |
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#199 |
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Porn Surfer
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ps3, wii is for lil kids
boners or hard onn |
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#200 |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: US
Posts: 153
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Hard on.
Eddie Murphy or Bill Cosby |
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