Quotable Quotes from XNXX posters

[AZRIEL]

Originally Posted by baller16

because you know me right? you've been around me? oh wait, no, that's right, you haven't. you're in your 30s, and you're talking shit to a 19 year old to "bring him down to your level" that's pretty fuckin pathetic. then again, I'd expect nothing different from somebody who admittedly was a bully for years. you might not be pulling hair or pushing people around or whatever it is you did anymore, but you've still got that same mentality. funny thing is, I can point out every little insecurity everybody who bullies people or feels the need to bash others has, and I have no problem doing so

I have never once claimed to be from the streets, and I've never used the phrase "I keep it real", because I'm working class, not ghetto.

I've said that a lot of the people who talk shit to me or talk big all the time couldn't make it so much as a year in the neighborhood I grew up in, because people don't do kid shit or punk shit there, and because you can't afford to live there, or anywhere else in my area, if you don't work hard to pay for it.

I'm not from the ghetto, I'm from a blue collar neighborhood, and a blue collar backround. none of my friends or anybody I grew up with would take the shit people say on here, and most of the dudes who talk all big, would've ended up getting knocked the fuck out by people who really are big. that don't make it ghetto, it makes it a place where punk asses get put in their place, an everyday, average, blue collar neighborhood.

[ShakeZula]

Originally Posted by pimp ur mom

Your still a douche.

I'm not a narcissist, I'm a sociopath. Baller doesn't really understand the word, he just likes to take other people's words and copy/paste them in to his own rants.

-S-

[baller16]

Originally Posted by ShakeZula

I'm not a narcissist, I'm a sociopath. Baller doesn't really understand the word, he just likes to take other people's words and copy/paste them in to his own rants.

-S-

no, you're not a sociopath. everybody can see that you're not a sociopath. if you were a sociopath, you wouldn't care as much as you do about everybody seeing you as smart, an alpha male, etc, and you wouldn't make bunches of threads whenever you get your little panties in a bunch. or hey, how about the whole "boo hooo people see me as a bully(because you are one), I'm leaving cus my wittle feelings are hurt" thread of yours?

you're just a little baby, an overgrown, selfish, narcissistic, little boy

and you've used a bunch of words that I used first on here, and tried to claim I copied them off of you

man, you are truly pathetic

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by SomeMovieGuy

Wax on, wax off Grasshopper!!

[x0Bella0x]

Originally Posted by baller16

no, you're not a sociopath. everybody can see that you're not a sociopath. if you were a sociopath, you wouldn't care as much as you do about everybody seeing you as smart, an alpha male, etc, and you wouldn't make bunches of threads whenever you get your little panties in a bunch. or hey, how about the whole "boo hooo people see me as a bully(because you are one), I'm leaving cus my wittle feelings are hurt" thread of yours?

you're just a little baby, an overgrown, selfish, narcissistic, little boy

and you've used a bunch of words that I used first on here, and tried to claim I copied them off of you

man, you are truly pathetic

no.

shake is the type of guy that doesn't care what anyone on the internet thinks of him. not once have i ever seen him sugarcoat a damn thing to anyone on this forum. he's never tried to be anything he's not, he's never tried to be an "alpha male" or anything else you've accused him of.

shake's a good guy, who lives his life around his son and leila, and works his ass off, changing carreers for them. he worked his ass off in college, after coming from shit (sorry shake) and made the most out of his life, riding his bike to school, and not doing a single thing but studying his ass off.

i have an endless amount of respect for him.

i apologize if i screwed up any of that info, shake made that post a while ago and i'm tired. bottom line, baller you have no clue what you're talking about, every single time you run your mouth about anyone on this forum.

[ShakeZula]

Originally Posted by baller16

no, you're not a sociopath. everybody can see that you're not a sociopath. if you were a sociopath, you wouldn't care as much as you do about everybody seeing you as smart, an alpha male, etc, and you wouldn't make bunches of threads whenever you get your little panties in a bunch. or hey, how about the whole "boo hooo people see me as a bully(because you are one), I'm leaving cus my wittle feelings are hurt" thread of yours?

you're just a little baby, an overgrown, selfish, narcissistic, little boy

and you've used a bunch of words that I used first on here, and tried to claim I copied them off of you

man, you are truly pathetic

Simple illustration of baller's copy/paste tendencies.

On 8/29, TCL says this:

Originally Posted by Tightcuntlover

You really are quite fond of repeating yourself aren't you?

Tell me Shake...what are you really aiming for?

Mass adulation on a porn forum?

Then, on 9/1/2008, just 3 days later, Baller says this.

Originally Posted by baller16

and you need to put yourself up on a pedestal and get mass adulation in order to fulfill your need for attention

Coincidence or the mark of a tragically ignorant, semi-literate momma's boy who couldn't get a job at MacDonalds? I report, you decide.

-S-

[baller16]

Originally Posted by x0Bella0x

no.

shake is the type of guy that doesn't care what anyone on the internet thinks of him. not once have i ever seen him sugarcoat a damn thing to anyone on this forum. he's never tried to be anything he's not, he's never tried to be an "alpha male" or anything else you've accused him of.

shake's a good guy, who lives his life around his son and leila, and works his ass off, changing carreers for them. he worked his ass off in college, after coming from shit (sorry shake) and made the most out of his life, riding his bike to school, and not doing a single thing but studying his ass off.

i have an endless amount of respect for him.

i apologize if i screwed up any of that info, shake made that post a while ago and i'm tired. bottom line, baller you have no clue what you're talking about, every single time you run your mouth about anyone on this forum.

HAHA

yea...aight then

since you say it...I'm sure he's such a great guy



but of course, everything people(your lying ass self included) say about me is true though right?

god damn, the lengths some people will go to to feel better about themselves...sad really

[ShakeZula]

Originally Posted by x0Bella0x

no.

shake is the type of guy that doesn't care what anyone on the internet thinks of him. not once have i ever seen him sugarcoat a damn thing to anyone on this forum. he's never tried to be anything he's not, he's never tried to be an "alpha male" or anything else you've accused him of.

shake's a good guy, who lives his life around his son and leila, and works his ass off, changing carreers for them. he worked his ass off in college, after coming from shit (sorry shake) and made the most out of his life, riding his bike to school, and not doing a single thing but studying his ass off.

i have an endless amount of respect for him.

i apologize if i screwed up any of that info, shake made that post a while ago and i'm tired. bottom line, baller you have no clue what you're talking about, every single time you run your mouth about anyone on this forum.

S'all good babe, but you don't need to rush to my defense. Let baller stomp his feet and wave his fists, no one takes him seriously, it makes me no never mind.

-S-

[baller16]

Originally Posted by ShakeZula

Simple illustration of baller's copy/paste tendencies.

On 8/29, TCL says this:



Then, on 9/1/2008, just 3 days later, Baller says this.



Coincidence or the mark of a tragically ignorant, semi-literate momma's boy who couldn't get a job at MacDonalds? I report, you decide.

-S-

not really

it's called having a vocabulary that is above a 9th grade level

and I'm a momma's boy huh? says the little pussy who constantly whines about his mom, when she probably treated him like gold. always talkin about how hard his life was one minute, then how he went to parties and shit the next.

son, you're full of shit, and it's obvious

[baller16]

Originally Posted by ShakeZula

S'all good babe, but you don't need to rush to my defense. Let baller stomp his feet and wave his fists, no one takes him seriously, it makes me no never mind.

-S-

if I waved my fists, you'd be in a fucking coma by the time I was done

and dude, I care so much what people on the internet think of me...maybe I should make a "my feewlings are hurt, I'm leaving" thread and take after you?

for real, I'd love for my friends or just about anybody who has known me over the years to read the bullshit you try and talk about me, they would laugh their asses off.

[ShakeZula]

Originally Posted by baller16

not really

it's called having a vocabulary that is above a 9th grade level

and I'm a momma's boy huh? says the little pussy who constantly whines about his mom, when she probably treated him like gold. always talkin about how hard his life was one minute, then how he went to parties and shit the next.

son, you're full of shit, and it's obvious

*coughcough* livesathome *cough* snuckhisgirlfriendthroughawindow! *coughcough* goingtocommunitycollege *coughcough*

-S-

[smcaaphd]

Alright - for fuck's sake!! Either fucking quote or take this to bloody pm or off topic or something guys - let's not get into a heated debate about how childish we find eachother or how much we loathe eachother eh?

[baller16]

Originally Posted by ShakeZula

*coughcough* livesathome *cough* snuckhisgirlfriendthroughawindow! *coughcough* goingtocommunitycollege *coughcough*

-S-

man you are sad

I'm also 19, am going to be going to a very good college within the next 3 years, am working to pay for my school, my food, and everything else I need, will be starting for a D1 team soon enough, and making the Deans list every semester in college from now on with a 4.0, guaranteed. so talk all the shit you want, because....

you're almost 30, and you're constantly putting down a 19 year old to feel better about yourself. you are pathetic.

oh right......didn't you also constantly pay for sex in Korea? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ShakeZula]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Alright - for fuck's sake!! Either fucking quote or take this to bloody pm or off topic or something guys - let's not get into a heated debate about how childish we find eachother or how much we loathe eachother eh?

Well, to be fair, I did quote both TCL and Baller just a post ago, but I'm done with it, so tis cool.

-S-

[Leila]

Originally Posted by baller16

not really

it's called having a vocabulary that is above a 9th grade level

and I'm a momma's boy huh? says the little pussy who constantly whines about his mom, when she probably treated him like gold. always talkin about how hard his life was one minute, then how he went to parties and shit the next.

son, you're full of shit, and it's obvious

Dude, you have no clue what you are talking about. Stop embarrassing yourself.

[baller16]

Originally Posted by Leila

Dude, you have no clue what you are talking about. Stop embarrassing yourself.

well then I guess that makes two of us(me and Shake)

I'm not at all embarassed though, cus I'm not the almost 30 year old who feels the need to constantly talk shit on somebody almost half his age and compare himself to that person.

[SuperMurk]

You know the funniest part? baller is poking at shake for making an "i'm leaving" thread, when he made about 6, but he "doesn't care at all about this place"

[SuperMurk]

Originally Posted by baller16

well then I guess that makes two of us(me and Shake)

I'm not at all embarassed though, cus I'm not the almost 30 year old who feels the need to constantly talk shit on somebody almost half his age and compare himself to that person.

if you were 15 you'd be half his age, not good at english or math?

or maybe we're going by the age you act, which would make you about 5.

[Bishop]

...dear satan..why?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
make it stop,mommy please!!

[baller16]

Originally Posted by SuperMurk

You know the funniest part? baller is poking at shake for making an "i'm leaving" thread, when he made about 6, but he "doesn't care at all about this place"

na, it's too easy to make fun of you. you're a walking stereotype

I never left cus my feelings were hurt or I cared, I left cus dealing with punk ass little tools like you wasn't worth it, and I came back, everytime I did, because people kept asking me to.

a lot of people laugh their asses off at you and your girl behind your backs, and think you are a giant tool, or a douche, or an immature child. I'm just the only one who ever says anything..

[baller16]

Originally Posted by SuperMurk

if you were 15 you'd be half his age, not good at english or math?

or maybe we're going by the age you act, which would make you about 5.

I said almost, you're not very good at reading comprehension are you?


again, too easy to make fun of SuperMurk: the walking stereotype

[piggit]

Originally Posted by Bishop

...dear satan..why?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
make it stop,mommy please!!

I don't know ...

Sucks as an answer, I know. I'll try to do better next time.

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by Bishop

...dear satan..why?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
make it stop,mommy please!!

Well, I'm no Satan, but I'm a bit of a bitch when I get riled, so






STOP YOU NUMPTIES
QUIT BITCHING - GO FIND A BITCHING THREAD AND BITCH ON THERE INSTEAD

[Rain]

Originally Posted by baller16

because you know me right? you've been around me? oh wait, no, that's right, you haven't.

We all know how you portray yourself here.

Originally Posted by baller16

you're in your 30s, and you're talking shit to a 19 year old to "bring him down to your level" that's pretty fuckin pathetic.

I wasn't 'talking shit', I made a comment about how funny I thought a quote was.

Originally Posted by baller16

then again, I'd expect nothing different from somebody who admittedly was a bully for years. you might not be pulling hair or pushing people around or whatever it is you did anymore, but you've still got that same mentality.

That's really funny, especially coming from someone who is constantly threatening people. My 'bullying' years were restricted to junior high, at least I grew up.

Originally Posted by baller16

funny thing is, I can point out every little insecurity everybody who bullies people or feels the need to bash others has, and I have no problem doing so

Maybe you should think about that and yourself if you're so good at it. But then, you have described yourself to a T several times on the forum, only you pretend to be telling someone else what they're like.

Originally Posted by baller16

I have never once claimed to be from the streets, and I've never used the phrase "I keep it real", because I'm working class, not ghetto.

Wouldn't that mean that you would actually have to work?

[baller16]

Originally Posted by Rain

We all know how you portray yourself here.



I wasn't 'talking shit', I made a comment about how funny I thought a quote was.



That's really funny, especially coming from someone who is constantly threatening people. My 'bullying' years were restricted to junior high, at least I grew up.



Maybe you should think about that and yourself if you're so good at it. But then, you have described yourself to a T several times on the forum, only you pretend to be telling someone else what they're like.



Wouldn't that mean that you would actually have to work?

you sure you grew up? it doesn't seem like you have

and yea...you're right, I'm such a bad person and an asshole and everything else all of you say about me...I'm gonna go cry now

and yea, and I am. kinda hard to work when you can't stand though now isn't it?

I have never threatened anybody on here, sorry. I tell people what would happen if they said shit when they weren't hiding behind a computer, or if they followed through with any of the little e threats they say to me, or if they tried to talk big to me in real life like they do on here, exactly what would happen. that's not a threat, it's called not backing down when a fuckin insecure little punk, tries to talk big and bark like a big dog. people say how they would kick my ass, or pull a gun on me, or stab me or whatever, and I tell them I can see through their tough guy act and that I ain't no punk, and would put them in a fucking hospital.

and I've never bullied anybody. I've stepped to people who were bullying others and talking shit about people unprovoked. that's not being a bully, that's putting bullies in their places, the exact same thing I do in real life.

nice try, but sorry, you lose

[x0Bella0x]

Originally Posted by baller16

na, it's too easy to make fun of you. you're a walking stereotype

I never left cus my feelings were hurt or I cared, I left cus dealing with punk ass little tools like you wasn't worth it, and I came back, everytime I did, because people kept asking me to.

a lot of people laugh their asses off at you and your girl behind your backs, and think you are a giant tool, or a douche, or an immature child. I'm just the only one who ever says anything..

if my friends were actually on this site, i'd care about that statement. i don't listen to what a lot of these people have to say, except a few, and they definately know who they are. because guess what? two of the people that you talk to constantly here, are the same person.

and baller, you are in no position to mock anyone on this forum. i've met you in RL. you're not even close to what you claim to be. stop embarrassing yourself. shut your mouth and start over, before everyone in this world (literally) has issues with you.

[x0Bella0x]

Originally Posted by baller16

you sure you grew up? it doesn't seem like you have

and yea...you're right, I'm such a bad person and an asshole and everything else all of you say about me...I'm gonna go cry now

and yea, and I am. kinda hard to work when you can't stand though now isn't it?

I have never threatened anybody on here, sorry. I tell people what would happen if they said shit when they weren't hiding behind a computer, or if they followed through with any of the little e threats they say to me, or if they tried to talk big to me in real life like they do on here, exactly what would happen. that's not a threat, it's called not backing down when a fuckin insecure little punk, tries to talk big and bark like a big dog. people say how they would kick my ass, or pull a gun on me, or stab me or whatever, and I tell them I can see through their tough guy act and that I ain't no punk, and would put them in a fucking hospital.

and I've never bullied anybody. I've stepped to people who were bullying others and talking shit about people unprovoked. that's not being a bully, that's putting bullies in their places, the exact same thing I do in real life.

nice try, but sorry, you lose

you thought the sales associate in american eagle was attacking you because they asked if you needed help with anything. "i think they think i'm stealing."



baller, shut up. the only thing you do here is entertain everyone, and that's not a compliment.

[AloneIsCold]

Originally Posted by ShakeZula

They're large, creamy and white. They project from her chest like the bows of two majestic sister ships headed for tropical virgin waters. When you hug her and she squeezes them against your chest, it instantly puts you in mind of more sinfully decedent activities best done with silk sheets and strawberries.

What's also interesting about them is when her nipples get hard, they get crinkly, which I always found adorable, and it feels good on the tongue.

To see them is to want to touch them. To touch them is to want to taste them. To taste them is to be lost in the desire for them and all their attached to and to ravage all that beautiful flesh until you are sated and at one with God.

That's beautiful, man.

[baller16]

Originally Posted by x0Bella0x

if my friends were actually on this site, i'd care about that statement. i don't listen to what a lot of these people have to say, except a few, and they definately know who they are. because guess what? two of the people that you talk to constantly here, are the same person.

and baller, you are in no position to mock anyone on this forum. i've met you in RL. you're not even close to what you claim to be. stop embarrassing yourself. shut your mouth and start over, before everyone in this world (literally) has issues with you.

if you think I don't know who is the same person here, then you're an even bigger idiot than I thought you were. I wasn't referring to either of them. you're a joke, both you and your boyfriend.

and really? go ahead, talk shit some more, you lying little spoiled ass brat. watch your fucking mouth, don't you ever try to tell me what to do, you god damn spoiled little girl.

everybody in this world who actually matters, would laugh their asses off at just about every single one of you people on here. you're all so fucking delusional it's not even funny, and obviously you can be since you're never around good people, or people who would tell you straight to your face how much of an immature idiot you are.

I don't claim to be shit, unlike your fuckin tool of a boyfriend. Hell, give me an example of where I claim to be anything. I claim to be good at sports, because I am, and you've never even seen me play any of them. I claim to be very intelligent, because I am, and anybody who has known me over the years would tell you that. I claim to be tough as nails, because I am, and anybody who has known me over the years would tell you that. I claim to be a normal guy, because I am, and anybody who knows me would tell you that. I claim to be a smooth, mature person who is never loud unless it's appropriate, because I am, and anybody who has known me over the years would tell you that. you clearly don't know me, at all. you were a stuck up, bitchy, unpleasant person to be around, so if I wasn't a certain way around you, that's why. You met me a handful of times, and you think you fucking know me? you don't know shit, babe.

exactly what have I claimed to be huh? you god damn brat

Originally Posted by x0Bella0x

you thought the sales associate in american eagle was attacking you because they asked if you needed help with anything. "i think they think i'm stealing."



baller, shut up. the only thing you do here is entertain everyone, and that's not a compliment.

first off, it was a joke, you fucking idiot. and as usual, you twist my words. I made that joke, cus I was waiting for you and just standing around, going back and forth between the same sections over and over again, and probably looked really suspicious. you fucking idiot

second, don't you ever tell me to shutup.

third, it's the other way around babe. I'm not nor will I ever be your entertainment. If I was, you wouldn't run your fucking mouths so much towards me and always have to have something to say. I get under your skin, and the funny thing is, I don't even try to.

[Glitterbug2212]

Originally Posted by baller16

if you think I don't know who is the same person here, then you're an even bigger idiot than I thought you were. I wasn't referring to either of them. you're a joke, both you and your boyfriend.

and really? go ahead, talk shit some more, you lying little spoiled ass brat. watch your fucking mouth, don't you ever try to tell me what to do, you god damn spoiled little girl.

everybody in this world who actually matters, would laugh their asses off at just about every single one of you people on here. you're all so fucking delusional it's not even funny, and obviously you can be since you're never around good people, or people who would tell you straight to your face how much of an immature idiot you are.

I don't claim to be shit, unlike your fuckin tool of a boyfriend. Hell, give me an example of where I claim to be anything. I claim to be good at sports, because I am, and you've never even seen me play any of them. I claim to be very intelligent, because I am, and anybody who has known me over the years would tell you that. I claim to be tough as nails, because I am, and anybody who has known me over the years would tell you that. I claim to be a normal guy, because I am, and anybody who knows me would tell you that. I claim to be a smooth, mature person who is never loud unless it's appropriate, because I am, and anybody who has known me over the years would tell you that. you clearly don't know me, at all. you were a stuck up, bitchy, unpleasant person to be around, so if I wasn't a certain way around you, that's why. You met me a handful of times, and you think you fucking know me? you don't know shit, babe.

exactly what have I claimed to be huh? you god damn brat

first off, it was a joke, you fucking idiot. and as usual, you twist my words. I made that joke, cus I was waiting for you and just standing around, going back and forth between the same sections over and over again, and probably looked really suspicious. you fucking idiot

second, don't you ever tell me to shutup.

third, it's the other way around babe. I'm not nor will I ever be your entertainment. If I was, you wouldn't run your fucking mouths so much towards me and always have to have something to say. I get under your skin, and the funny thing is, I don't even try to.

hey baller if your soooooo good at sports as your always claiming to be where are the clips of you on youtube...or the stories of you in the newspaper?

[baller16]

Originally Posted by Glitterbug2212

hey baller if your soooooo good at sports as your always claiming to be where are the clips of you on youtube...or the stories of you in the newspaper?

short answer: because I didn't play organized ball until this year. I did as a little kid, but eventually I stopped playing for some reason or other that I can't remember. I think it was cus I did football the next year.

I'm not going to lie and deny that everything I pick up, everything I do, especially sports, that I do it very well with enough hard work and practice. that's just how I am, and I will not allow people to try to make me feel bad about it.


the real issue, is that you all want me to apologize for being who I am, and to change to suit your selfish needs, and I won't ever do that.

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by baller16

the real issue, is that you all want me to apologize for being who I am, and to change to suit your selfish needs, and I won't (CAN'T) ever do that.

... and that just about sums up your total immaturity.

If you were even half the man you so often claim to be, you would have realised long ago that your behaviour is your biggest handicap.

You will NEVER achieve half of the things you say you want to achieve because, if your reactions to criticism and taking sound advice are as extreme in real life as they have been on the forum, your big mouth will get you shot down in flames time after time.

You have singularly failed to demonstrate to anybody - let alone yourself - that you have the necessary level of maturity to take knockbacks with the calm and reasoned mind that a top athlete needs to be successful. Your emotional immaturity will handicap you at every step, and team managers, coaches and the like will spot that fatal flaw in your character a mile off - and run a mile from you.

I admire your will to succeed, but until you get your mental and emotional health balanced, all the will-power and physical strength in the world won't do you an iota of good. At risk of another immature barrage of abuse from you, I'd suggest that you hook yourself up with a sports psychologist as soon as possible in order to give yourself the best possible chance to make some sort of headway in your chosen career. However, like all the other advice you've been given, you'll dismiss it out-of-hand because, instead of seeing as someone trying to help you, you'll say I'm interferring in you life when I don't know anything about you, blah, blah, blah.

Well, the advice is there, in black and white. What you choose to do with it is your concern.

[Circe]

Aw take the fighting outside, kids.


Hm. I got a kick out of the two quotes below in my sig... I thought they were pretty cool compliments.

[digital_sinnah]

Originally Posted by Pericles

I have never been witness to someone accusing someone else of having sex with a bowl of spinach. Tonight has been a night of firsts.

ok..so i cheated...but that is funny

[Incubus]

Originally Posted by ShakeZula

I'm not a narcissist, I'm a sociopath. Baller doesn't really understand the word, he just likes to take other people's words and copy/paste them in to his own rants.

-S-

Originally Posted by baller16

no, you're not a sociopath. everybody can see that you're not a sociopath. if you were a sociopath, you wouldn't care as much as you do about everybody seeing you as smart, an alpha male, etc, and you wouldn't make bunches of threads whenever you get your little panties in a bunch. or hey, how about the whole "boo hooo people see me as a bully(because you are one), I'm leaving cus my wittle feelings are hurt" thread of yours?

you're just a little baby, an overgrown, selfish, narcissistic, little boy

and you've used a bunch of words that I used first on here, and tried to claim I copied them off of you

man, you are truly pathetic

Originally Posted by x0Bella0x

no.

shake is the type of guy that doesn't care what anyone on the internet thinks of him. not once have i ever seen him sugarcoat a damn thing to anyone on this forum. he's never tried to be anything he's not, he's never tried to be an "alpha male" or anything else you've accused him of.

shake's a good guy, who lives his life around his son and leila, and works his ass off, changing carreers for them. he worked his ass off in college, after coming from shit (sorry shake) and made the most out of his life, riding his bike to school, and not doing a single thing but studying his ass off.

i have an endless amount of respect for him.

i apologize if i screwed up any of that info, shake made that post a while ago and i'm tired. bottom line, baller you have no clue what you're talking about, every single time you run your mouth about anyone on this forum.

Originally Posted by ShakeZula

Simple illustration of baller's copy/paste tendencies.

On 8/29, TCL says this:



Then, on 9/1/2008, just 3 days later, Baller says this.



Coincidence or the mark of a tragically ignorant, semi-literate momma's boy who couldn't get a job at MacDonalds? I report, you decide.

-S-

Originally Posted by baller16

HAHA

yea...aight then

since you say it...I'm sure he's such a great guy



but of course, everything people(your lying ass self included) say about me is true though right?

god damn, the lengths some people will go to to feel better about themselves...sad really

Originally Posted by ShakeZula

S'all good babe, but you don't need to rush to my defense. Let baller stomp his feet and wave his fists, no one takes him seriously, it makes me no never mind.

-S-

Originally Posted by baller16

not really

it's called having a vocabulary that is above a 9th grade level

and I'm a momma's boy huh? says the little pussy who constantly whines about his mom, when she probably treated him like gold. always talkin about how hard his life was one minute, then how he went to parties and shit the next.

son, you're full of shit, and it's obvious

Originally Posted by baller16

if I waved my fists, you'd be in a fucking coma by the time I was done

and dude, I care so much what people on the internet think of me...maybe I should make a "my feewlings are hurt, I'm leaving" thread and take after you?

for real, I'd love for my friends or just about anybody who has known me over the years to read the bullshit you try and talk about me, they would laugh their asses off.

Originally Posted by ShakeZula

*coughcough* livesathome *cough* snuckhisgirlfriendthroughawindow! *coughcough* goingtocommunitycollege *coughcough*

-S-

Originally Posted by baller16

man you are sad

I'm also 19, am going to be going to a very good college within the next 3 years, am working to pay for my school, my food, and everything else I need, will be starting for a D1 team soon enough, and making the Deans list every semester in college from now on with a 4.0, guaranteed. so talk all the shit you want, because....

you're almost 30, and you're constantly putting down a 19 year old to feel better about yourself. you are pathetic.

oh right......didn't you also constantly pay for sex in Korea? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Originally Posted by ShakeZula

Well, to be fair, I did quote both TCL and Baller just a post ago, but I'm done with it, so tis cool.

-S-

Originally Posted by baller16

well then I guess that makes two of us(me and Shake)

I'm not at all embarassed though, cus I'm not the almost 30 year old who feels the need to constantly talk shit on somebody almost half his age and compare himself to that person.

Originally Posted by SuperMurk

You know the funniest part? baller is poking at shake for making an "i'm leaving" thread, when he made about 6, but he "doesn't care at all about this place"

Originally Posted by SuperMurk

if you were 15 you'd be half his age, not good at english or math?

or maybe we're going by the age you act, which would make you about 5.

Originally Posted by baller16

na, it's too easy to make fun of you. you're a walking stereotype

I never left cus my feelings were hurt or I cared, I left cus dealing with punk ass little tools like you wasn't worth it, and I came back, everytime I did, because people kept asking me to.

a lot of people laugh their asses off at you and your girl behind your backs, and think you are a giant tool, or a douche, or an immature child. I'm just the only one who ever says anything..

Originally Posted by baller16

I said almost, you're not very good at reading comprehension are you?


again, too easy to make fun of SuperMurk: the walking stereotype

Originally Posted by baller16

you sure you grew up? it doesn't seem like you have

and yea...you're right, I'm such a bad person and an asshole and everything else all of you say about me...I'm gonna go cry now

and yea, and I am. kinda hard to work when you can't stand though now isn't it?

I have never threatened anybody on here, sorry. I tell people what would happen if they said shit when they weren't hiding behind a computer, or if they followed through with any of the little e threats they say to me, or if they tried to talk big to me in real life like they do on here, exactly what would happen. that's not a threat, it's called not backing down when a fuckin insecure little punk, tries to talk big and bark like a big dog. people say how they would kick my ass, or pull a gun on me, or stab me or whatever, and I tell them I can see through their tough guy act and that I ain't no punk, and would put them in a fucking hospital.

and I've never bullied anybody. I've stepped to people who were bullying others and talking shit about people unprovoked. that's not being a bully, that's putting bullies in their places, the exact same thing I do in real life.

nice try, but sorry, you lose

Originally Posted by x0Bella0x

if my friends were actually on this site, i'd care about that statement. i don't listen to what a lot of these people have to say, except a few, and they definately know who they are. because guess what? two of the people that you talk to constantly here, are the same person.

and baller, you are in no position to mock anyone on this forum. i've met you in RL. you're not even close to what you claim to be. stop embarrassing yourself. shut your mouth and start over, before everyone in this world (literally) has issues with you.

Originally Posted by x0Bella0x

you thought the sales associate in american eagle was attacking you because they asked if you needed help with anything. "i think they think i'm stealing."



baller, shut up. the only thing you do here is entertain everyone, and that's not a compliment.

Originally Posted by baller16

if you think I don't know who is the same person here, then you're an even bigger idiot than I thought you were. I wasn't referring to either of them. you're a joke, both you and your boyfriend.

and really? go ahead, talk shit some more, you lying little spoiled ass brat. watch your fucking mouth, don't you ever try to tell me what to do, you god damn spoiled little girl.

everybody in this world who actually matters, would laugh their asses off at just about every single one of you people on here. you're all so fucking delusional it's not even funny, and obviously you can be since you're never around good people, or people who would tell you straight to your face how much of an immature idiot you are.

I don't claim to be shit, unlike your fuckin tool of a boyfriend. Hell, give me an example of where I claim to be anything. I claim to be good at sports, because I am, and you've never even seen me play any of them. I claim to be very intelligent, because I am, and anybody who has known me over the years would tell you that. I claim to be tough as nails, because I am, and anybody who has known me over the years would tell you that. I claim to be a normal guy, because I am, and anybody who knows me would tell you that. I claim to be a smooth, mature person who is never loud unless it's appropriate, because I am, and anybody who has known me over the years would tell you that. you clearly don't know me, at all. you were a stuck up, bitchy, unpleasant person to be around, so if I wasn't a certain way around you, that's why. You met me a handful of times, and you think you fucking know me? you don't know shit, babe.

exactly what have I claimed to be huh? you god damn brat

first off, it was a joke, you fucking idiot. and as usual, you twist my words. I made that joke, cus I was waiting for you and just standing around, going back and forth between the same sections over and over again, and probably looked really suspicious. you fucking idiot

second, don't you ever tell me to shutup.

third, it's the other way around babe. I'm not nor will I ever be your entertainment. If I was, you wouldn't run your fucking mouths so much towards me and always have to have something to say. I get under your skin, and the funny thing is, I don't even try to.

Originally Posted by baller16

short answer: because I didn't play organized ball until this year. I did as a little kid, but eventually I stopped playing for some reason or other that I can't remember. I think it was cus I did football the next year.

I'm not going to lie and deny that everything I pick up, everything I do, especially sports, that I do it very well with enough hard work and practice. that's just how I am, and I will not allow people to try to make me feel bad about it.


the real issue, is that you all want me to apologize for being who I am, and to change to suit your selfish needs, and I won't ever do that.

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Incubus

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[Incubus]

Originally Posted by Igor

I was watching footage of the execution of Saddam Hussein and I thought to myself...

"is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?"

British humoUr has it's moments!!

[Circe]

Originally Posted by Incubus

REPUBLICANS are like a backed up toilet bowl.


full of shit.

just saw it...almost spit out my drink of Dr. Pepper...

[Jack_Napier]

Originally Posted by Jack_Napier

you knew I'd try to click that anyway, didn't you

^

[Ilion]

Originally Posted by Jack_Napier

^

Some one else should quote you I believe

[Incubus]

Originally Posted by Circe

just saw it...almost spit out my drink of Dr. Pepper...

[Circe]

Originally Posted by Incubus

yeah. hm. that can be taken the wrong way, eh??

Originally Posted by sexyclimber

... I must be a short fat man trapped in a tall skinny mans body or something

[Incubus]

Originally Posted by Circe

yeah. hm. that can be taken the wrong way, eh??

what?


and the Gold Medal of Gay goes to....

[AZRIEL]

Originally Posted by bawler16

I'm 6'4, and I like just about everything. I think tall guys are just more likely to be open to all different kinds of music, among other things, because we have no reason to be closed minded or a certain way

[Perv79]

Originally Posted by AZRIEL

I saw the different name and thought it was someone made a sock to mock him. I didn't realize you changed it.

[AZRIEL]

[ZPP]

Originally Posted by baller16

I said almost, you're not very good at reading comprehension are you?


again, too easy to make fun of SuperMurk: the walking stereotype

im sorry but your almost 20 last time i checked that isnt have of 30.

end.

[baller16]

Originally Posted by ZPP

im sorry but your almost 20 last time i checked that isnt have of 30.

end.

It's HALF

[ZPP]

Originally Posted by baller16

It's HALF

wow i got one word confused and you try to correct me, cus saying aight earlier on is perfect english


HYPOCRITE

[baller16]

Originally Posted by ZPP

wow i got one word confused and you try to correct me, cus saying aight earlier on is perfect english


HYPOCRITE

nobody's a bigger hypocrite than you pal. aight, well maybe a few people are, but it's close..

and it's called being colloquial and informal, jackass.