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03-11-2009, 07:30 PM
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Siren of the Seaway
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What made you say fuck today?
I searched and did not find this thread.
I am trying to fix my mother's house to sell and now there is fucking water coming in the lower level. I have vacuumed up 128 fucking gallons of water this afternoon, rolled back the fucking carpeting that I just had fucking installed last month. I had two fucking contractors each tell me it's going to cost about 5000 fucking dollars to fix. And it's got to be done, because the house will not pass fucking inspection without it. FUCK! Ok, thanks. I feel better now. 
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03-11-2009, 07:31 PM
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 I broke a nail 
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03-11-2009, 07:32 PM
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Could it be right after she said: "What do you want to do today?"
Sorry about your problem Ejls.
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03-11-2009, 07:33 PM
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I have to load my 7 magazines with ammo today and they gave me 210 rounds in a plastic baggy. Do you have idea how annoying loading 210 rounds by hand is?
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03-11-2009, 07:33 PM
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03-11-2009, 07:34 PM
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Canadian Beaver
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Eljs......I know where you're coming from...we are still trying to renovate our place....pain in the butt!
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No....and by the sounds of it, I wouldn't want to....I'd probably break another nail 
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03-11-2009, 07:34 PM
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When I woke up for work this morning, I heard water running. Checked the bathrrom faucets, kitchen...Opened the basement door to check the hot water tank and found about 2' of water draining in from last night's downpour! FUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!
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03-11-2009, 07:35 PM
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03-11-2009, 07:36 PM
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Dropping my cell phone in a puddle
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03-11-2009, 07:37 PM
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03-11-2009, 07:43 PM
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Banned!
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I just found out that my roommate is a registered sex offender.
http://www.nsp.state.ne.us/SOR/Subje...GNUM=200301PDL Quite frankly, I don't want the same address as this asshole. |
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03-11-2009, 07:46 PM
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and I know luv2 I have no problem with woman in the military they are great eye candy
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03-11-2009, 07:47 PM
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lots of people. too many to name.
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03-11-2009, 07:47 PM
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03-11-2009, 07:48 PM
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 I dare you to say that in front of a lady marine.....
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03-11-2009, 07:49 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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I just checked in with a dear friend, and was told she was at the hospital with her father, who is having a heart attack, at least his second.
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03-11-2009, 07:50 PM
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The XnXX Alpha Wolf
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I am bored and I desire conflict "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov |
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03-11-2009, 07:53 PM
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Sex Machine
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Oh yea I almost forgot about this one. I went to go take a shower and my roommate locked me out of the room. So I had to stand outside waiting for one of em to get back for 20 minutes.
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03-11-2009, 08:04 PM
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Siren of the Seaway
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03-11-2009, 08:04 PM
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Porn Star
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The first time today? Fuck I don't remember!
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03-11-2009, 08:06 PM
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Sex Machine
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and to fucking boot it wasnt even a full 210 rounds I have to go get another 20 more FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-11-2009, 08:07 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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That's fucking stupid. Which of you has the adhd?
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03-11-2009, 08:08 PM
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03-11-2009, 08:08 PM
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Porn Star
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Just looked out the window. Horizontal snow, AGAIN!
FUCK!
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03-11-2009, 08:10 PM
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Lover of the Nude Female Body
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When I sat on my sore ass the wrong way. Fuck that hurt.
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03-11-2009, 08:12 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Keep some padding over your fucking sore arse. You guys are a pain in mine!
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03-11-2009, 08:13 PM
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Banned!
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My ass is sore because I slipped down some icy stairs the other day. This thread wasn't out yet, but I did say "FUCK" (if you can picture that)
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03-11-2009, 08:17 PM
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Sex Machine
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That does suck. Maybe you should pad your ass to.
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03-11-2009, 08:18 PM
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Celestial Princess
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Nothing!!!
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03-11-2009, 08:19 PM
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03-11-2009, 08:29 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Fuck it. Can't you get another fucking room for fuck's sake?
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03-11-2009, 08:31 PM
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03-11-2009, 08:42 PM
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Well my boss told me i have to work another 2 hours. when he walked away i said FUCK!! Just for the people that want to know i work at a
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03-11-2009, 09:18 PM
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My office's computers were literally down from 9-5....and we weren't allowed to go home.
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03-11-2009, 09:23 PM
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Porno Junky
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When I discovered my bank account was wiped out. I don't get paid for another 8 days.
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03-11-2009, 09:27 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Oh fuck! I hope you have groceries in the house and no bills due before payday.
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03-11-2009, 09:28 PM
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03-11-2009, 09:46 PM
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Supreme Warlord
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Someone jaywalking, and not giving me much room to slow down...fuck, but its common here, lol
Ej...here's to a drying out for your house, and a fair deal by the contractors. Oops! I almost forgot, the article in a local paper about how self interest groups are wishing(and succeeding) in censoring books. They are all for free speech, as long as negative things are not said about them. Dumb, selfish, immature fuck-heads. Cowards!
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03-11-2009, 10:19 PM
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Sex Lover
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I had to get out of bed this morning, again. FUCK! I just want to lie there and read a book.
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03-11-2009, 10:19 PM
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Siren of the Seaway
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My sister just called all upset because her dog left muddy footprints on her rug. But has she been mopping up water all fucking day? Nooooooo. Boofuckinghoo for her.
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03-11-2009, 10:46 PM
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Sex Machine
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I just came home from work an found most everything gone including my wife, an I have no idea why.
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03-11-2009, 10:52 PM
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If I was in a combat zone, I'd be perfectly happy to hand-load all my clips. So in the case my clip jams, I have my own butt to blame. What made me say fuck today? Nothing. Today was a great day. Now it would be a killer day if I was doing fucking in the verb sense, but I don't see that happening.
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03-11-2009, 11:01 PM
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The XnXX Alpha Wolf
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I am bored and I desire conflict "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov |
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03-11-2009, 11:05 PM
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Meaty Girls http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=55267 I am a "verified XNXX Geek"and "Verified Hombre" --Peace through Strength!-- GMT - 8 "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."
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03-11-2009, 11:07 PM
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03-11-2009, 11:21 PM
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 i hope everything works out for you the implant is making my hormones go crazy. i feel like an angry 13 year old again. i feel sorry for my boyfriend.
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03-11-2009, 11:25 PM
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Sex Machine
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Don't be sorry I really didn't mean to be a downer I just needed to vent.
An thanks AZ. that got me to smile.
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03-11-2009, 11:28 PM
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The XnXX Alpha Wolf
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I am bored and I desire conflict "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov |
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03-11-2009, 11:31 PM
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Nerds can be hot too
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having an orgasm. "oh fuuck.....yes."
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