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Double Trouble
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Posts: 5,313
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I am sure I will say it plenty of times as the day goes on.
FUCK!!!! That was a start. I feel better now.
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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Someone being unresponsive - just let me vent
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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Mature, married and straight
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
Posts: 36,161
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Away for what I thought would be a nice weekend. It's going to be 98 tomorrow and no air conditioning. I may have to cut my weekend in half.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,897
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the ex-wife
fuck her muther-fucking fucked up attitude
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In my house.GMT
Posts: 6,096
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The Fucking Mods here.
Sharpen your Fucking game up ladies. Or Fuck off. For Fucks sake.
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
Posts: 36,161
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With regard to.....?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In my house.GMT
Posts: 6,096
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Joliet/Intern etc. Spamming the forum with identical threads.
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
Posts: 36,161
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She isn't starting too many threads in a 24 hour period and they are not identical. They are boring and tedious and I wish she would go away. She thinks she's cute and people like her humor. Maybe if she were ignored she would just go away.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In my house.GMT
Posts: 6,096
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You're joking right? http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php...ghlight=volare http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php...ghlight=volare http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php...ghlight=volare
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In my house.GMT
Posts: 6,096
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Oh, yes sorry. Silly of me to think that it's the same person and it's such a great subject, obviously there are many fans of that particular song and I probably should have expected more threads about it.
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Newcumer
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I went to buy a iPhone 4s case for my girlfriend and it was a $40 piece of plastic that justifies its existence by saying "Juicy Couture" on it. I could have advertised some sites with that money. The cost... made me say "ohh fuck!"
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 29
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What made me say fuck? That I have to make 10 posts before I can do certain things here... so this gets me closer...
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,114
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BLOODY FUCKING HELL and every other swear word I know!!!!
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 12,449
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,114
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Yes...be glad you are!
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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The XnXX Alpha Wolf
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: California
Age: 25
Posts: 8,978
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It's 104 degrees Fahrenheit today. Tomorrow it's supposed to be 106. It's so hot the ponies hooves are gonna melt!
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I am bored and I desire conflict "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov |
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
Posts: 4,640
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People who care too goddamn much about what others are doing. Fuck.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 12,449
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Porn Star
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Fucking seagulls, waking me up at 4.30am. Noisy fuckers.
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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I'm having a similar problem with a screech owl the damn thing flys from tree to tree all fucking night screeching non stop. I'm about to ask the DNR for permission to shoot it. It's been at it for 2 weeks.
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Porn Star
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Fuckers. I don't suppose it helps that I'm really not a morning person.
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,114
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All you need now are some pigeons!! And I would make sure my head was covered when going outside...
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. Last edited by Lioness; 08-07-2012 at 04:47 AM. |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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I'm not a morning person either. When I was going to tech school I had to live in the city so I threw alka seltzer tablets out on the grass to stop the birds.
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Amateur
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Canada
Posts: 62
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I was cleaning up and the hose I was using to wash down a room kept pissing me off xD
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 11
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
Posts: 7,019
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I fucking woke up before that ass crack of dawn.
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BROTHER GRIM
Join Date: May 2008
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Posts: 29,606
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,114
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I don't think I've said fuck today...
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Dark Haired Beauty
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: SLP, Mexico
Posts: 6,821
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The shitty fucking cable in Mexico. Universal is practically the only channel I watch and it's been out all day!
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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Fucking pickup truck! My old Chevy 3500's engine died now I have to rebuild it. On the bright side it's not my main vehical.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: The Wild
Age: 20
Posts: 2,961
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Stupid people and something interrupting my workout. Surprisingly the two aren't related
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 2,046
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Woke up tired, and now my wife is pissed at me and I was not awake enough to catch what the fuck I did wrong. Now I have the whole day to worry about it since she is at work and can't take private calls.
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
Posts: 7,019
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Today I have a "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy as to the many things that have had me saying fuck.
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devilish Angel
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Germany
Age: 22
Posts: 21,773
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
Posts: 7,019
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devilish Angel
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Germany
Age: 22
Posts: 21,773
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you shall feel hugged
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Moderator A dirty book is rarely dusty. Winning doesn´t always mean being first. Winning means you´re doing better than you´ve ever done before. You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know. (Oscar Wilde) For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. (Isabel Allende) GMT +1 Angel
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
Posts: 7,019
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Indeed I do.
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zOMGorgeous
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Here About
Posts: 32,141
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Who needs a reason? *angelic*
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Dark Haired Beauty
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: SLP, Mexico
Posts: 6,821
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Running out of money.
I swore I would pull cash from the ATM today and make it last a full week. As of now I'm officially out. FUCK!
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,897
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Lack of cash FUCK!
Coincidence?
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,114
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Reading this in a magazine at the library today made me say FUCK: "Ambien can affect memory. It knocks out episodic memory so anything that happens when you're on the medication may not stick around in your brain!!!" FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: May 2012
Location: In a world where Noone knows the real meaning of Love
Posts: 195
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I haven;t been able to talk to my loved ones today
Fuck it
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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I learned that the hard way after VA doctors prescribed it to me to help me relax and sleep without flashbacks. I'd actualy loose whole days. So I stopped taking it. It has the same side effects as Larazapam and Diazapam.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,897
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Simple . . .
I wanna be fucked. How difficult is that?
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,114
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I took Larazapam for a month and LOVED it!!! It didn't make me feel stoned and I was able to focus and concentrate much better. My handwriting even got neat again. The ER doctor prescribed it for me after having major surgery and the two days after I came home, I ended up in the ER 2 days in a row with my blood pressure going sky high. But when I went to my GP for a refill, she wouldn't prescribe that and prescribed Zolpidem for the insomnia the surgery left me. I've been on that for 3 1/2 years now and am having real problems lately with sieve brain...
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,114
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What should Larazapam have done to me? I've often wonder if I have ADHD...
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,897
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lioness
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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