What made you say fuck today? - Page 2

TexasProud · 03-11-2009, 11:33 PM

I won't, an thanks for caring.

piggit · 03-11-2009, 11:35 PM

Discovering that I was lied to yesterday. Fuckit.

AZRIEL · 03-11-2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x0Bella0x

having an orgasm. "oh fuuck.....yes."

Omega_Vega · 03-11-2009, 11:54 PM

I went to the recruiter for my four-day-prior meeting, and found out that if my tattoo doesn't look healed enough for the folks up at MEPS I'll be disqualified from the military.

Oh fuck, I'll be sweating bullets until Monday.

Wafarer · 03-12-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega_Vega

I went to the recruiter for my four-day-prior meeting, and found out that if my tattoo doesn't look healed enough for the folks up at MEPS I'll be disqualified from the military.

Oh fuck, I'll be sweating bullets until Monday.

I really hope things turn out in your favour Ommy!

I am awaiting my "application package" from the Canadian Military, I saw a couple of recruiters too, last month.

AZRIEL · 03-12-2009, 12:17 AM

sahara desert.jpg

ejls · 03-12-2009, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasProud

I just came home from work an found most everything gone including my wife, an I have no idea why.

I am so sorry. Makes we wish I had never started this. Seriously, take care of yourself sweetie.

sullygom · 03-12-2009, 09:58 AM

This made me say I want fuck....................

Reign · 03-12-2009, 10:17 AM

Life, in general... Love, in particular...

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-12-2009, 11:17 AM

Nothing. It's a fucking lovely day so far!

Nelson Thukkar · 03-12-2009, 12:58 PM

Those fucking morons who want to repeal the 2nd Amendment and ban firearms in the U.S...

Fucktards.

sullygom · 03-12-2009, 01:03 PM

Titbrain !!!!

TiffanyAnne · 03-12-2009, 01:11 PM

A sweet neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Incubus · 03-12-2009, 01:23 PM

i dropped my first cup of coffee

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-12-2009, 02:03 PM

I jut took another look at sully's girl. I noticed the pussy before, but I just took a closer look and said, "Fuck, that ass is even more fuckable than that cunt!

can i be your sex kitten · 03-12-2009, 06:03 PM

i opened my eyes to my 5 year old singing WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!! god i hate mournings!!

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-12-2009, 06:29 PM

You should be happy to have such a cheerful awakening! Now you can tell me to fuck off, right?

TomConCon · 03-12-2009, 06:42 PM

Waking up 25 minutes after I should have left for work.

Made it just in time but didn't have time for a shower, shave or breakfast.

Emily23XXX · 03-12-2009, 06:58 PM

Some one squirming in a waiting room, thinking about me

So HOTT!!!!!!

TiffanyAnne · 03-12-2009, 07:00 PM

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-12-2009, 07:13 PM

Fuck! They're here too.

bosoxfan · 03-12-2009, 07:57 PM

I just meet a guy that says he fucked my step daughter back in october. And I have to work with him for the next year.

can i be your sex kitten · 03-12-2009, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rcarson13@yahoo.com

You should be happy to have such a cheerful awakening! Now you can tell me to fuck off, right?

lol no you can wake up to him next time!! lol

Team_Nyamo · 03-12-2009, 10:57 PM

Moron friend tried to call me for a ride but didn't let the phone ring long enough to wake me up, then got mad at me.

Also, the back door on my vehicle refuses to close properly.

Fuck.

Nicholad · 03-12-2009, 11:02 PM

i think i might post here everyday because there is always something that makes me say fuck .... anyway

My grandma took my grandpa into the doctor to have blood work done but she said he was gone when she got out of her car to help him get out. She found him on the ground so they took him in and he broke his hip. They think he may have fell or had a seizure trying to get out of the car by himself. I got a call from my grandma and she told me. When we were done talking i said FUCK!!!

Nicholad · 03-12-2009, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Team_Nyamo

Moron friend tried to call me for a ride but didn't let the phone ring long enough to wake me up, then got mad at me.

Also, the back door on my vehicle refuses to close properly.

Fuck.

My front door always does that during the summer time for some reason

Team_Nyamo · 03-12-2009, 11:07 PM

is it just me, or is the "door ajar" light the most annoying thing in the world?

budgreeen · 03-12-2009, 11:11 PM

'Cause I feel like shit...

AZRIEL · 03-12-2009, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by can i be your sex kitten

god i hate mournings!!

mourning.jpg

ejls · 03-13-2009, 01:54 AM

Got 2 quotes in on mom's house. Anywhere form $5800 to $6900. FUCK!

bat_cuntry · 03-13-2009, 02:12 AM

My girlfriend and i broke up, got pulled over by a stater, i have one beer left and no money for more FUCK!!!!!!!!

Wafarer · 03-13-2009, 02:16 AM

One irrelevant over-age teenager(60!) who owes me money, tries to bum a smoke, and then starts babbling, as well as a no show for getting some food(no message on phone either).
Fuck it, and them, barring an act of God on the second one, but he still could have had the decency to leave a message!

EJ is theis the cost of cleanup, right?

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-13-2009, 11:26 AM

I just blew my nose and the handkerchief was full of blood.Not a serious hemorrhage, but a nasty, dry morning nuisance. Fuck!

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-13-2009, 06:34 PM

When I lloked for a friend on messenger whose father had major surgery today. Fuck, fuck, fuck! However, when I finally got aahold of her the surgery had gone well and the patient was recovering nicely. Alleleujiah! Amen!

Knulla · 03-13-2009, 06:39 PM

When i read rcarson13's previous thread........fucking yuk what a lovely thing to wake up to

Suze3221 · 03-13-2009, 07:50 PM

When my box of wine ran out but the I remembered I have two bottles in the cupboard...Minted!

TiffanyAnne · 03-13-2009, 07:53 PM

One HOTT girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily23XXX · 03-13-2009, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiffanyAnne

One HOTT girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Double!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bone Collector · 03-13-2009, 08:01 PM

My president spending billions...oops, I mean trillions of dollars in order to expand government and take away more of our free will, and calling it an economic stimulus package. And the &%$#&^% isn't stopping yet. I want America to succeed, but Obama's policies will make it fail.

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-13-2009, 08:05 PM

Fucking right wing extremist Arizona Republicans!

TexasProud · 03-13-2009, 08:06 PM

having to work in the rain all day.

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-13-2009, 08:10 PM

Not even a Texan deserves that! Fuck!

TexasProud · 03-13-2009, 08:13 PM

Thanks, I think.

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-13-2009, 08:20 PM

Hey. I told you I had good friends from Texas. It's just that I've also known some Texas blowhards, and it's hard to get over. Then there's W, a Texas DamnYankee. I once courted a young woman from Ft. Worth, and my favorite uncle abandoned PA for Texas.

TexasProud · 03-13-2009, 08:23 PM

I didn't mean anything by it, just messing with you.

bosoxfan · 03-13-2009, 08:27 PM

Reading that damn Illuminati thread. It was like a bad train wreck. So fucking horrible that you just couldn't look away.

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-13-2009, 08:39 PM

I had fucking fun with the illuminati thread. It rambled; it zigged, it zagged. It went into the endzone for a score!

smcaaphd · 03-13-2009, 08:43 PM

I start every day by throwing open the window, taking a deep breath and shouting 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK'!! All in all so very much better than yoga

starburst · 03-13-2009, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

I start every day by throwing open the window, taking a deep breath and shouting 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK'!! All in all so very much better than yoga

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK YEHHHHHHH!!!

big iain · 03-13-2009, 09:17 PM

was trying to get in with this girl i really like to only find out another guy just made his move

fuck

03-11-2009, 11:33 PM	#51
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03-11-2009, 11:54 PM	#54
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rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	I jut took another look at sully's girl. I noticed the pussy before, but I just took a closer look and said, "Fuck, that ass is even more fuckable than that cunt!

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03-12-2009, 06:42 PM	#68
TomConCon Captain Wank Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK Age: 25 Posts: 3,392	Waking up 25 minutes after I should have left for work. Made it just in time but didn't have time for a shower, shave or breakfast.

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Team_Nyamo Newcumer Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: East Tennessee Age: 21 Posts: 6	Moron friend tried to call me for a ride but didn't let the phone ring long enough to wake me up, then got mad at me. Also, the back door on my vehicle refuses to close properly. Fuck. __________________ Nice boat.

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Nicholad Amateur Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ohio Age: 23 Posts: 62	i think i might post here everyday because there is always something that makes me say fuck .... anyway My grandma took my grandpa into the doctor to have blood work done but she said he was gone when she got out of her car to help him get out. She found him on the ground so they took him in and he broke his hip. They think he may have fell or had a seizure trying to get out of the car by himself. I got a call from my grandma and she told me. When we were done talking i said FUCK!!!

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Team_Nyamo Newcumer Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: East Tennessee Age: 21 Posts: 6	is it just me, or is the "door ajar" light the most annoying thing in the world? __________________ Nice boat.

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rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	I just blew my nose and the handkerchief was full of blood.Not a serious hemorrhage, but a nasty, dry morning nuisance. Fuck!

03-13-2009, 06:34 PM	#84
rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	When I lloked for a friend on messenger whose father had major surgery today. Fuck, fuck, fuck! However, when I finally got aahold of her the surgery had gone well and the patient was recovering nicely. Alleleujiah! Amen!

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Knulla Porn Surfer Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 45	When i read rcarson13's previous thread........fucking yuk what a lovely thing to wake up to

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