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03-13-2009, 10:13 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Age: 78
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I was looking forward to a meeting tonight, and snacks afterwards. My ride didn't show up. FUCK!
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03-13-2009, 11:31 PM
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Banned!
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03-13-2009, 11:36 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2009
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I say fuck way to much everyday
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03-13-2009, 11:48 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Age: 78
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Well, then. Stop that fucking language straighten up and fly right.
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03-13-2009, 11:50 PM
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Resident Muse
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: currently, i'm running thru your head~
Posts: 7,923
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Junk mail in my inbox regarding joining a group, which is race and gender specific. COMPLETELY wrong for me! lol
Also, finding a member who is, let's just say.... biologically blessed! I think I ripped off a bit more than a single 'fuck' tho! DAMNATION! 
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03-13-2009, 11:52 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Age: 78
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Were you invited to join the KKK? That really fucks.
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03-14-2009, 02:17 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2009
Age: 23
Posts: 141
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I found someone I had been looking for, for a few months. I said fuuuuuuuuuuuuck in astonishment.
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03-14-2009, 03:01 AM
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Amateur
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Ohio
Age: 23
Posts: 62
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well i said fuck when i forgot to post what made me say fuck yesterday. i was late by 1 minute
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03-14-2009, 03:08 AM
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The Master Shake
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Between here and there.
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What made me say fuck today was when I met this fucking girl named Fucktina McFucktin on the fucking way to work. I said "Your name is 'Fucktina McFucktin?" and sure a fuckin' shit, she said "It sure the fuck is. I said, "Well fuck me in the goat ass!" Fucktina McFucktin then proceeded to tell me her whole fucking life story about how her fucking whore mother first met her bastard fucking father in some bar that smelled like old people fucking and proceeded to get drunk on Hot Damn! and some imported tequila named El Pollo Fucking Loco. They got so fucking wasted they ended up going back to some flea bag motel called House of Fuck (Where there's always an empty fuck whole!) to screw the night away. Her bastard fucking father, McDermot McFucktin (of the Northern Irish McFucktins) fucked the holy shit out of her mother, Theresa Maria F'uckavalia (No relation to the famous Italian actress Isabella Consuala Giofuckingvanni F'uckavalia) until the crack of dawn. Her mother never saw her bastard fucking father again after that night, but always remembered him and his stories of the fighting Northern Irish McFucktins and decided to give her is fucking name when she was born 9 months, 1 week and 3 fucking days later.
The rest, as they say, is fucking history. -S-
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03-14-2009, 12:31 PM
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#110 |
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Official Welcome Wagon
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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I said fuck today when I saw the fucking beautiful thread ejls had started for me.
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03-14-2009, 12:39 PM
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
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Suze3221 made me say fuck on my congrats thread to Rico. Apparently has a real fucking problem with who I am.
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03-14-2009, 01:02 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2007
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03-14-2009, 01:04 PM
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Banned!
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You're fucked!!!! How's leila? |
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03-14-2009, 04:43 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2009
Age: 23
Posts: 141
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03-14-2009, 06:09 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Age: 78
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I ain't got time for no fucking you tube. I'm too busy fucking around here.
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03-14-2009, 06:12 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: oregon
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i pinch the webbing between my thumb and pointer finger,fucking hurt.
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03-14-2009, 06:24 PM
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Captain Wank
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: UK
Age: 25
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Don't think I said fuck today.
Well I have now. |
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03-14-2009, 06:34 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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It's about fucking time you did!
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03-14-2009, 06:38 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 579
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Feeling sore all over when I woke up today. (Had a good kickboxing spar last night)
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03-14-2009, 06:39 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts
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I cut a floorboard 1/2 inch too short! now I will be short and the pattern may be discontinued!
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surfing the forum I'm not waiting on a lady..., I'm just waiting on a friend... |
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03-14-2009, 06:40 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Mar 2009
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the weather is shitty fuck
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03-14-2009, 07:45 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Mar 2009
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The stupid Waitress.
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03-14-2009, 07:48 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2009
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03-14-2009, 08:56 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Location: Pennsylvania
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You tube is fucking kiddie shit.
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03-14-2009, 09:18 PM
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#125 |
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Newcumer
Join Date: Mar 2009
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I woke up today and realized I had fencing... fuck
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03-14-2009, 10:20 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In the darkness of my mind with the lance in my hands...Come to me!
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i realize that i am doing someone else job...isn't this fucked?
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03-14-2009, 10:39 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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You're doing somebody else's job? Are you getting their pay; and is this job in addition to your regular fucking job?
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03-14-2009, 10:51 PM
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#128 |
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The XnXX Alpha Wolf
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: California
Age: 25
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Went horse riding yesterday. Rough trail. Body feels like shit. Slept 12 hours. Still exhausted as fuck.
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03-14-2009, 11:39 PM
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Sex Lover
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Age: 23
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fuckshitpisssssss!
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03-14-2009, 11:49 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Well, it fucking is? I look at some of the youtube stuff that's forwarded to me by e-mail and some of the you tube shit on here. To call it sophomoric is to do sophomores a great injustice. That fucking stupid shit is on par with the shit jokes Disney puts into his kiddie films to titillate 2 year olds and their emotional peers.
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03-14-2009, 11:59 PM
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Sex Lover
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~A living representation is always something experienced, and something experienced is always represented with life. Nothing dead will ever come to life, and nothing living will ever die ~
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03-15-2009, 05:02 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Baghdad, Iraq again
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Apparently we lost power last night so I didn't wake up on time and got an extra hour and a half of sleep. Fucking eh right doggy.
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03-15-2009, 05:17 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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I never say the word fuck...
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03-15-2009, 05:34 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2008
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Got beat by a 10 of spades on the river, giving my opponent a flush that beat my straight.
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03-15-2009, 05:36 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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03-15-2009, 06:01 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Baghdad, Iraq again
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Well the day started off great. I have been up and working for all of an hour and I am bored out of my mind. Plus I was just given one of those tasks that I don't even know where to start at. I Fucking HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!
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03-15-2009, 07:02 AM
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Porno Junky
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Location: Uniontown PA
Age: 24
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dropping the last little bit of steak off my steak sandwich from Primanti Bro's on the floor
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03-15-2009, 07:10 AM
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Naughty Temptress
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Couple of specific persons!
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03-15-2009, 10:16 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The city...of Townsville!
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Lack of super powers. I mean, seriously, what the fuck?
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03-15-2009, 10:34 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: cleveland oh.
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my life
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03-15-2009, 11:15 AM
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Lover of the Nude Female Body
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Houston, TX
Age: 67
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When I spilled hot coffee in my lap. OH FUCK that hurt.
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03-15-2009, 12:21 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jan 2009
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I went horse-riding this morning and the horse got spooked, and threw me off.
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03-15-2009, 01:03 PM
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Horned & Dangerous
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: in your dreams
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03-15-2009, 03:25 PM
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
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I upset someone, and that was never my intention. I hope they will realize that.
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03-15-2009, 06:07 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In my house.GMT
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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
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03-15-2009, 06:40 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Nov 2008
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My roommate tried to make a microphone by taping ear bud headphones in a toilet paper tube. God, I live with retards. He is the level 3 sex offender too. I can only imagine how the rape scene went down. It's like getting raped by Cuba Gooding Jr's character from Radio, if you can imagine that.
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03-15-2009, 06:41 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Ejls is too fucking sensitive. She got justifiably angry at an insult and told the person off. Then she found out what was paining the insulter.
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03-15-2009, 06:42 PM
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#148 |
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Canadian Beaver
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Dropping a piece of drywall on my fingers
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03-15-2009, 06:43 PM
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A Feisty little Animal
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In the bedroom of a blond girl...Smiling
Posts: 13,496
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almost got knocked over walking the dog
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03-15-2009, 06:44 PM
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Sex Machine
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Location: Baghdad, Iraq again
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