What made you say fuck today? - Page 4

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-15-2009, 07:24 PM

It was an amused "fuck"as much as an angry one, but I think I said it several times while reading Joe Dirty's rationalizations.

TheInfamousWind · 03-15-2009, 07:49 PM

haha oh ho alota things.

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-15-2009, 11:20 PM

I said "fuck"when a female feminist sow called me a a coward for saying I would use force to defend myself from Emily, a vicious woman in the prime of life.

Emily23XXX · 03-15-2009, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rcarson13@yahoo.com

I said "fuck"when a female feminist sow called me a a coward for saying I would use force to defend myself from Emily, a vicious woman in the prime of life.

LOL, You crack me up!!!!!!!!! Watch your blood presure old man!!!!!!

XXXRosePetalsXXX · 03-15-2009, 11:33 PM

I was repeating dialogue from the Boondock Saints

Jane Blonde · 03-15-2009, 11:40 PM

I got stuck in traffic.

twins19 · 03-15-2009, 11:44 PM

Girlfriend said "We need to talk!"

Wayfarer1 · 03-15-2009, 11:44 PM

Hmmm, poor drivers!

Wafarer · 03-16-2009, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twins19

Girlfriend said "We need to talk!"

Oh, no! This is almost always trouble...next is "I need some space"

For me, nothing like that...the old bat next door violating her locks with enough noise and frequency to raise the dead from nearby cemetaries!

~Orpheus~ · 03-16-2009, 12:57 AM

no_porn.jpg

Wayfarer1 · 03-16-2009, 02:02 AM

No porn?!
Egad!
For me its like a `oh fuck, not again' *rolls eyes* with some of the knee-jerk responses to someone trying to defend an `indefensible' position, such as a few new threads on the forum.
Just who are these people trying to convince with their posts, themselves, or others?

Lioness · 03-16-2009, 03:22 AM

The day is young yet...

bat_cuntry · 03-16-2009, 03:54 AM

lol... two 46.00 dollar bottles of crown and a couple cases of beer between two people and i paid for it all FUCK!!!!

Pretyfly_whtguy · 03-16-2009, 04:09 AM

I burnt my hand and arm with grease at work

depravedone · 03-16-2009, 04:46 AM

Work

NaughtybuttNice · 03-16-2009, 07:15 AM

No one understands me!

TheInfamousWind · 03-16-2009, 07:23 AM

I said fuck when I scrambled for a bagel and the bread box shutter slammed down onto my index finger.

12ohsmash · 03-16-2009, 07:59 AM

have not said it yet, but I'm sure I will

LikeTo · 03-16-2009, 08:42 AM

Once while I was cumming and again when some got on my hand, in very different ways.

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-16-2009, 12:53 PM

Where'd the fucking cum go that didn't get on your hand?

ejls · 03-16-2009, 10:51 PM

Someone walked their dog past our house and didn't pick up the pile of shit it left.

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-16-2009, 11:13 PM

Tough shit!

Jane Blonde · 03-16-2009, 11:17 PM

When I begged him to fuck me harder

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-16-2009, 11:38 PM

I'd love to fuck you harder.

bug24 · 03-16-2009, 11:40 PM

My mommy censored my art!

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-17-2009, 12:32 PM

The fucker remembered!

Ave Angelus · 03-17-2009, 05:08 PM

I was told In dentibus anticis frustrum magnum spiniciae habes

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-17-2009, 05:58 PM

It sounds like you got something in your fucking teeth!

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-17-2009, 06:00 PM

Retry: You were told you had a speck of spinach on your teeth. Is that close?

bosoxfan · 03-17-2009, 06:20 PM

When I found out I am gonna be working next to the Iraqi army for the next fucking year. I am gonna be so glad to smell normal people when I get back I am just gonna walk up to random people and start sniffing them.

Ave Angelus · 03-17-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rcarson13@yahoo.com

Retry: You were told you had a speck of spinach on your teeth. Is that close?

It means a large or big piece of spinach in my front teeth. I'm going to limit my Latin from now on. Apologies for any confusion

AZRIEL · 03-17-2009, 06:55 PM

TiffanyAnne · 03-17-2009, 07:00 PM

My own STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-17-2009, 07:06 PM

After I posted the second attempt to translate the spinach message and saw magnum and realized it wasn't a "speck".

Steel Rod · 03-17-2009, 07:08 PM

The people I work with

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-17-2009, 08:23 PM

That'll do it every time.

nickapopageorgeio · 03-17-2009, 08:31 PM

Slept in today and missed a test at college. Fuck im screwed

ejls · 03-17-2009, 11:45 PM

Had a good day. The weather was fanfuckingtastic!

TheInfamousWind · 03-18-2009, 12:31 AM

When this guy I know ran out of his fucking yard and started whipping me with old prickles..then on top of that I see some fucked thread about Jesus, fucking christ..

bug24 · 03-18-2009, 01:22 AM

A guy at the home I live in fell from his walker and had to get taken to a hospital. I think that he's younger than me, and it's just like "Fuck, why do I live here? That is a true disability."

bob8122 · 03-18-2009, 01:38 AM

Wakeing up at 3:00 am rembering me and my girlfriend split up 6 hrs earler and haveing to go to work at 5:00 am for a realy long day .(FUCK)

Old Man · 03-18-2009, 10:43 AM

When I woke up this morning knowing I had to go to work. Fuck I hate my job.

Isosia · 03-18-2009, 10:48 AM

Waking up and realizing last night's memory was only a dream.

formerly vodkanoj · 03-18-2009, 10:50 AM

nothing yet.... but it's early. give it time...

rcarson13@yahoo.com · 03-18-2009, 11:17 AM

Finding a new women on line and no fucking place on her site for a message. Thank you, Isosia, for remedying that situation.

Isosia · 03-18-2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rcarson13@yahoo.com

Finding a new women on line and no fucking place on her site for a message. Thank you, Isosia, for remedying that situation.

I apologise Sir. I have my profile page set up so only contacts and administrators may leave a message.

twins19 · 03-18-2009, 11:39 AM

i woke up.......*FUCK

doekahox · 03-18-2009, 12:22 PM

today and everyday it got to be network News

woody440 · 03-18-2009, 01:04 PM

Put together a new 'puter and can't get half the stuff to work for 2 whole FUCKING days!

benwackin · 03-18-2009, 01:16 PM

One easy answer: WORK!!!!!

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03-15-2009, 07:24 PM	#151
rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	It was an amused "fuck"as much as an angry one, but I think I said it several times while reading Joe Dirty's rationalizations.

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rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	I said "fuck"when a female feminist sow called me a a coward for saying I would use force to defend myself from Emily, a vicious woman in the prime of life.

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rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	Tough shit!

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rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	I'd love to fuck you harder.

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rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	The fucker remembered!

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03-17-2009, 05:58 PM	#178
rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	It sounds like you got something in your fucking teeth!

03-17-2009, 06:00 PM	#179
rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	Retry: You were told you had a speck of spinach on your teeth. Is that close?

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rcarson13@yahoo.com Official Welcome Wagon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 79 Posts: 28,055	After I posted the second attempt to translate the spinach message and saw magnum and realized it wasn't a "speck".

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