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03-18-2009, 01:22 PM
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Canadian Beaver
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Having to get back up that damn ladder again...
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03-18-2009, 01:27 PM
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Banned!
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Age: 24
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i stubbed my toe walking to the bathroom, fuck!
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03-18-2009, 01:32 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2007
Location: northeastern United States
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I pretty much use the word "fuck" all day long anyway LOL..Doesn't take something happening to get me to say it!
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03-18-2009, 01:33 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Age: 24
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I do 2 without even realizing it until someone tells me
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03-18-2009, 01:39 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2007
Location: northeastern United States
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yep one of my buddies joking around once nicknamed me "Big Chief I Don't Give A Fuck"
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03-18-2009, 01:42 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Age: 78
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I'm an old fashioned guy. If I use fuck it is deliberate.
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03-18-2009, 01:43 PM
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Banned!
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Age: 24
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Fornication Under Charles the King was punishable by death back in the day
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03-18-2009, 02:37 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: New England
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Anything. I use it far too often and dilute its impact.
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03-18-2009, 02:41 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Age: 78
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I'm not as old fashioned as that king. Which Charles was it? He must have been a mean fucker!
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03-18-2009, 03:55 PM
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Resident Shinigami
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Standing at the edge of the world
Posts: 4,415
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Mirrors Edge on the 360, my god that game is so frustrating
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03-18-2009, 04:00 PM
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BROTHER GRIM
Join Date: May 2008
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03-18-2009, 04:38 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Age: 78
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I once took a continuing education course on "Auto Mechanics for beginners. The info on how to change oil may still be valid. Everything else has changed, unless I'm working on a car 30 or more years old. Fuck!
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03-18-2009, 05:40 PM
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Porn Star
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Location: eastern Canada
Age: 71
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03-18-2009, 05:56 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Nov 2008
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My breath is so bad that I can actually smell it myself. It hasn't smelt this bad since my wisdom teeth surgery. 'Some definite decay going on in there. 'Serves me right for not brushing my teeth for about a month. I just brushed and it still smells of death...
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03-18-2009, 06:43 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Brighton, England
Age: 22
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Today's lesson on the Vietnam War pissed me off so much, so I yelled it at the beginning of class... "Holy fucking shit. Vietnam."
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03-18-2009, 07:14 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Location: Pennsylvania
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I tend to subvocalize when I read. Therefore, I say fuck a lot reading xnxx.
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03-18-2009, 07:40 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Baghdad, Iraq again
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My boss just told me that I am switching to night shift starting tomorrow. Thats fine and dandy except for one thing. I have got a list of things I have to do tomorrow and the first tasking starts at 9 AM so I am gonna be hating life by the end of tomorrow.
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03-18-2009, 07:44 PM
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Cream Filled Center
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Southeast
Age: 28
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MY SHRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 Become GREEN, save a tree, eat a BEAVER!
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03-18-2009, 07:46 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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I'll bet he/she was subvocalizing "fuck"all through the session.
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03-18-2009, 08:54 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Bat Cave!
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I don't need a fucking reason. Fuck is just a normal fucking part of my fucking vocabulary. Fucking-A.
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03-18-2009, 09:35 PM
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
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Why is it every time you go to a doctor, they have to send you for more fucking tests?
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03-18-2009, 09:39 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Location: Pennsylvania
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Fucking fear of fucking malpractice suits.
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03-19-2009, 05:13 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Location: Pennsylvania
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The fucking fuckers who haven't done their fucking part in keeping this fucking thread alive!
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03-19-2009, 05:28 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: CANADA
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Fuckin SWEET.. gas was 88 cents a litre today
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03-19-2009, 06:17 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Location: Pennsylvania
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Still fucking high by USA standards.
Fucking bandages on leg caused pain after I'd gone to sleep last night. |
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03-20-2009, 12:27 AM
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
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Spring is here and so is road construction. Commute time will now double. Fuck.
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03-20-2009, 12:37 AM
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Princess of Darkness
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In a dark damp cave waiting for you
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idiots & my girlfriend
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03-20-2009, 12:33 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Location: Pennsylvania
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Road constructin is bad. Fucking potholes are worse. So is waiting for a bus in subzero weather, or getting in a cold car and driving on slick roads.
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03-20-2009, 12:56 PM
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Captain Jizz
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A lady said to me , would you like a fuck? "Fuck ??" I said
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03-20-2009, 01:01 PM
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Cream Filled Center
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03-20-2009, 01:18 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Fuck them all!
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03-20-2009, 07:36 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Baghdad, Iraq again
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If it wasn't for the guard on the circular saw I was using I would have cut a chunk out of my thigh.
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03-20-2009, 09:56 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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The fucking toucan that ingested the optical prosthesis.
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03-20-2009, 10:22 PM
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Canadian Beaver
Join Date: Jul 2008
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lol Rico
A giant effin' pothole! |
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03-20-2009, 10:50 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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It wasn't today, but I once hit a spot where the pavement was sharply broken. I blew two front tires immediately and damaged a rear tire that waited until the next day to blow out. This was done by a fucking repair crew who failed to post a fucking warning.
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03-21-2009, 03:15 PM
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Amateur
Join Date: Mar 2009
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wanna have a girl friends but no girl
this is what reason make me say fuck |
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03-21-2009, 03:20 PM
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Porn Star
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Age: 24
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no creamer for my coffee!
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03-21-2009, 03:29 PM
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Porn Star
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03-21-2009, 04:55 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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It's better black, but if you'll get me off you can put my fucking "creamer" in your coffee.
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03-21-2009, 09:49 PM
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
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Last and final quote from a contractor and it was double the highest one I had. I hate fucking home improvement, and it's not my home.
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03-21-2009, 10:03 PM
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Supreme Warlord
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Yukon, Canada
Age: 51
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Some funny stuff here!
For me it was the latest, pissy, cheap ass, greedy, policies at Starbucks!! this is regarding refills. I am now making drastic cutbacks to this Sinkhole of Greed, and instituting a partial boycott, which might become total!! Fucking greedy ass bastards!
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03-21-2009, 10:06 PM
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The XnXX Alpha Wolf
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: California
Age: 25
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My wisdom teeth are out. I've got four bloody socket in my mouth that get filled with food whenever I eat. Mouth hurts. Hurts to eat. Fuck.
But I am accustomed to pain.
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I am bored and I desire conflict "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov |
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03-21-2009, 10:25 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Location: Pennsylvania
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I've been there, Lycan. I'll say a "Fuck"for you.
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03-21-2009, 10:44 PM
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::.unhomed.::
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Today?
Everything. I have a presentation on automated roller garage doors for Tuesday, that I've not started. This was supposed to be a fucking Engineering degree, not... I don't even know what the fuck it is. All I know that my university seems intent on producing a crop of 'Engineers' who have done ZERO practical work, bar stripping a lownmower petrol engine. I have two lab reports for Friday, both of which will require fighting with unnecessarily convoluted software that is supposedly 'industry standard'. Tell me then, oh great University, why no-one in industry I've spoken to uses them? Oh, that's right. You got an amazing deal on a student license for this software, on the stipulation you lied to your students and said it was the benchmark software in the real world. I have two pieces of homework that I was under the impression did not count for anything towards my marks. Apparently, they do. Apparently, I'll fail without them. I don't know what they are. I hate my course. With a passion. I'm doing it because my girlfriend at the time told me that if I did an Arts degree like I wanted, I wouldn't make enough money to keep her happy, to get her her fucking Tiffany's ring. You know how she brought up engagement in conversations? Send me links to £3000 engagement rings online saying "I want this one." All I fucking wanted to do was make music, draw, and chat about philosophy, and she wouldn't fucking let me. The worst reason to take a degree, and one I've regretted ever since. She fucked me up so badly - but I dumped her, finally. Now she's in therapy for being a completely emotional failure. Who's fucking laughing now, bitch? Burn in hell. And, to cap it all, my fiancée is now over 100 miles away again, after living with me for over three weeks. Lastly, I'm almost completely out of alcohol. I certainly don't have enough to get me anywhere near drunk - and even if I could afford it, all the off-licenses are shut, because British Licensing laws prohibit the sale of alcohol in off-licenses after 2200hrs. It's 2343hrs now. There. FUCK. |
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03-21-2009, 11:03 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Waking up with vertigo.
And the realization that whatever I thought I was going to be doing today, I was going to be doing something else - staying very still. Fuck! |
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03-21-2009, 11:05 PM
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03-21-2009, 11:05 PM
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Nerds can be hot too
Join Date: Aug 2007
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when i came home, matt left to go out to dinner with his fam.
 fuck! i wanted my guy. =/
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03-21-2009, 11:22 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
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Location: Pennsylvania
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It's a fucked world, anyhow! It's a fucked, fucked world.
X-orion. How much of your engineering credits could you salvage if you switched to an arts degree program? Do you have the intrinsic ability to succeed in the arts? Are you willing to give it a try and forget chasing any woman who places economics ahead of love and sex? Stiffen your spine, man! Chunky and Bella: This too shall pass. |
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03-21-2009, 11:23 PM
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Porn Star
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03-21-2009, 11:29 PM
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::.unhomed.::
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Believe me, I stiffened my fucking spine. I've learnt my lesson. My fiancée is fully behind my decision to change courses. My Engineering credits would be useless, as I'm changing both Faculties and Universities. I need to go back and do a year at a college to get entry qualifications. Yes, I can succeed at Arts. It's about the only thing I'm good at; that, and being vitriolic. Only one of these leads to a career path that'll pay the bills. |
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