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Old 12-06-2009, 05:38 PM   #751
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At jackass. I am very sorry if i had insulted you. I had no malice intended in my content. I was just trying to say that you ought to try different varieties since your good writing can make good erotica. Try different plots, that's all i am saying. I admit, i didnt read all your stuff, and i do want to be popular, but my comment was meant to be constructive, nothing else. Thanks dc for seeing it my way, and on a final note, i have realized that my first story's chosen genre was not favourable, so i'd write another before 'pushing' it again. Again ty dc.
LordExia, I believe it's time for me to make a half-hearted apology. I too will agree with DC...to a point. Yes, your posting may have been meant to be constructive...but you said the same thing in a PM to me and after a couple of my stories. Saying it here was a bit too much like beating a dead horse.

But, even so, I may have come down on you too harshly. Maybe I was having a bad day like DC was when he went on his rave about trolls. No, I do not consider you a troll. You posted your name and gave a reasonable reason for your critique.

I certainly had no intention of trying to discourage a new writer from writing. Why Don would turn over in his grave (if he were dead; which he's not!) You seem to have a genuine passion to do so and get your stories read. Good luck in your endeavors.

Thanks to A.P. for her eloquent defense of my rant. That lady is a firecracker with a wit that just won't quit! Read her unapologetic signature: "My stories are filth, but read them anyway!" Ha, ain't she a hoot!

LE, as for my writing, I have posted a few stories where I've strayed from my usual predictable genre, (Adam and Eve's First Time, But Fancy was her Name, Sergeant Rock, Jack Schitt, etc.) but I always find myself coming back to my first love. I really enjoy the incest genre and I love the young theme, too. I know this may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I just might be too old a dog to learn new tricks!

I'll end by saying that if any reader doesn't care for my 'predictable', 'similar' stories, then they can avoid them.
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Must admit to having a little difficulty in understanding the meaning of '9'. Welcome to our thread.
If I had to venture a guess, I'd say needed one more post.
I might need some help with some proof reading soon. I'm not sure I'll be able to do it well. I'm not even sure I can post this next chapter. It's not a happy one. Even though I knew it was coming to this, it's more painful than I expected. Kind of like real life.
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If I had to venture a guess, I'd say needed one more post.
I might need some help with some proof reading soon. I'm not sure I'll be able to do it well. I'm not even sure I can post this next chapter. It's not a happy one. Even though I knew it was coming to this, it's more painful than I expected. Kind of like real life.
My friend, I don't know how much help I could/would be, but I am willing to do anything I can to help. Let me know. I no longer have those majic programs on my computer that claim to do all your work for you (Word, etc.), but whatever is possible, I'm willing.
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If I had to venture a guess, I'd say needed one more post.
I might need some help with some proof reading soon. I'm not sure I'll be able to do it well. I'm not even sure I can post this next chapter. It's not a happy one. Even though I knew it was coming to this, it's more painful than I expected. Kind of like real life.

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If I had to venture a guess, I'd say needed one more post.
I might need some help with some proof reading soon. I'm not sure I'll be able to do it well. I'm not even sure I can post this next chapter. It's not a happy one. Even though I knew it was coming to this, it's more painful than I expected. Kind of like real life.
I'd be thrilled to have the chance to help with proofreading your latest story. I used to do it professionally (well, I got paid, anyway) many moons ago, and I am somewhat anal retentive, so I would attempt to do the story justice. As anyone who has read my stuff knows, errors do creep through, especially on my own work, but if you think my finished product is bad, you should see the first draft!

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Both of you are very nice for mentioning these submissions. In the spirit of the season, I wrote one more Christmas story. KATE should be up on Sunday. Sorry, but it's sweet and romantic (DC, she's only 21) - but there is a sex scene.

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LOVED IT!!! Woman, you are writing for the wrong damn site (but don't stop)!!! You should be publishing in print. You should submit these short stories to the e-print sites specifically requesting quality romances with a bit of erotica in them!

Romance, Christmas, sex, and snow, what a wonderful combination! Loved the detailed descriptions. As a country fella, I've eaten rabbit and it IS pretty good eating. I was tempted to shoot your ten-point buck and put him in the freezer.
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LOVED IT!!! Woman, you are writing for the wrong damn site (but don't stop)!!! You should be publishing in print. You should submit these short stories to the e-print sites specifically requesting quality romances with a bit of erotica in them!

Romance, Christmas, sex, and snow, what a wonderful combination! Loved the detailed descriptions. As a country fella, I've eaten rabbit and it IS pretty good eating. I was tempted to shoot your ten-point buck and put him in the freezer.
Didn't you know you can starve to death eating rabbit? I'm glad I'm not the only one to love the story.
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LordExia, I believe it's time for me to make a half-hearted apology. I too will agree with DC...to a point. Yes, your posting may have been meant to be constructive...but you said the same thing in a PM to me and after a couple of my stories. Saying it here was a bit too much like beating a dead horse.

But, even so, I may have come down on you too harshly. Maybe I was having a bad day like DC was when he went on his rave about trolls. No, I do not consider you a troll. You posted your name and gave a reasonable reason for your critique.

I certainly had no intention of trying to discourage a new writer from writing. Why Don would turn over in his grave (if he were dead; which he's not!) You seem to have a genuine passion to do so and get your stories read. Good luck in your endeavors.

Thanks to A.P. for her eloquent defense of my rant. That lady is a firecracker with a wit that just won't quit! Read her unapologetic signature: "My stories are filth, but read them anyway!" Ha, ain't she a hoot!

LE, as for my writing, I have posted a few stories where I've strayed from my usual predictable genre, (Adam and Eve's First Time, But Fancy was her Name, Sergeant Rock, Jack Schitt, etc.) but I always find myself coming back to my first love. I really enjoy the incest genre and I love the young theme, too. I know this may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I just might be too old a dog to learn new tricks!

I'll end by saying that if any reader doesn't care for my 'predictable', 'similar' stories, then they can avoid them.

Thanks for ur understanding. I seriously meant no hurt. And I do love incest and young stuff too. Just i like rape as well. ^^ Will write a love one soon.
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Yes Don, I knew it. Heck, I even know why. It's because they have no fat to add nutrition. I believe the same is true for caribou.

Ain't it a shame we old fellas have our heads full of trivial information like this. But hey, we might get lost in to woods someday and have to shoot a nice fat grizzly to go along with our rabbits! At least we wouldn't starve!
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Yes Don, I knew it. Heck, I even know why. It's because they have no fat to add nutrition. I believe the same is true for caribou.

Ain't it a shame we old fellas have our heads full of trivial information like this. But hey, we might get lost in to woods someday and have to shoot a nice fat grizzly to go along with our rabbits! At least we wouldn't starve!
Be very very quiet, I'm hunting wabbit!

The story site is crazy tonight. Been up and down, slow and now no genre or categories. Can't add a story.
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That might be the "adjustments" that were discussed before
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Patience, buddy. Someday things will work okay. In the mean time, you should keep several of your favorite stories open to read while you are waiting - you know, sort of like I do. Who cares about chopping firewood when there are some great stories like I've found.
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I told you to have patience. You just never listen to me.

By the way, JT, grizzleys are protected here in the wierd northwest - the best we can hope for is a nice, fat, cuddly black bear to supplement the rabbit.
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If you're wondering why I haven't posted an updated list of Recommended Authors on the new page yet, it's because I'm trying to figure out what to do with the forum authors. The cached searches are only temporary, so I don't know of any way to create a permanent link to a page pointing to all of the stories on the forums of a particular author. There are a couple of authors on the list who are mentioned only by name, not by story, so I can't just remove the links in their names.

Of course, thanks to Asswipe... I mean, steveo420... we're almost to the next page anyways, so maybe I'll just skip this page to give me more time to think of how to resolve the issue.
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If you're wondering why I haven't posted an updated list of Recommended Authors on the new page yet, it's because I'm trying to figure out what to do with the forum authors. The cached searches are only temporary, so I don't know of any way to create a permanent link to a page pointing to all of the stories on the forums of a particular author. There are a couple of authors on the list who are mentioned only by name, not by story, so I can't just remove the links in their names.

Of course, thanks to Asswipe... I mean, steveo420... we're almost to the next page anyways, so maybe I'll just skip this page to give me more time to think of how to resolve the issue.
Being I create more enemies with every post, I'll keep going with this suggestion. I'd suggest the forum authors post their stories on the story site to make it all even.
I know, easy for me to say I don't have any stories to move and I never read stories on the forum, but I make the suggestion as the simplest answer to the difficult situation.
This is sort of a side note, but the descriptive text of this section, seems to indicate that this area was for text about anything having to do with stories. Not actually the stories. Is it just me, or does it seem like that was the intent?
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Being I create more enemies with every post, I'll keep going with this suggestion. I'd suggest the forum authors post their stories on the story site to make it all even.
I know, easy for me to say I don't have any stories to move and I never read stories on the forum, but I make the suggestion as the simplest answer to the difficult situation.
This is sort of a side note, but the descriptive text of this section, seems to indicate that this area was for text about anything having to do with stories. Not actually the stories. Is it just me, or does it seem like that was the intent?
Great idea but difficult to enforce. I must tell you that if you have never read a story on the forum, you are missing some really nice stories and some really crappy stories. I just keep looking for the diamond in the septic tank and often find it.
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Has anyone read Sullygom's stories on the forum. They're short, quick, easy to read and very erotic. I asked him why he didn't post to the sex stories section. First, he didn't know about that part of the site. Second, he said he couldn't hit the 5000 words.

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You're right - his stories are incredibly hot. Lovely and hot. Some of those diamonds I spoke of. I wish he would post them on the stories site, but again, his choice.
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Maybe the solution is just to go ahead and remove the link to the author's name because it's not working anyways, and if no one mentions any of the author's stories specifically, they only get a mention on the list, not a link. Of course, the problem goes away if they also post their stories in the Sex Stories section, because at least I can make a judgment call and point to their author page instead of to their stories on the forum. I don't mind chasing down links if people don't provide them, but if an author has 50 stories on the forums and someone just mentions the author but not which stories they like, I have no idea what to link to.
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Maybe the solution is just to go ahead and remove the link to the author's name because it's not working anyways, and if no one mentions any of the author's stories specifically, they only get a mention on the list, not a link. Of course, the problem goes away if they also post their stories in the Sex Stories section, because at least I can make a judgment call and point to their author page instead of to their stories on the forum. I don't mind chasing down links if people don't provide them, but if an author has 50 stories on the forums and someone just mentions the author but not which stories they like, I have no idea what to link to.
If you only provide the name anyone interested can do a search of the forum to find the story/stories. If a specific story is provided, that's easy to find also. I would say not to worry about providing a link. Maybe that would encourage people to submit stories to that side.
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They must be working hard on the story site this week! It has been up and down like a yoyo and exhibiting strange information. Including, the dreaded, No Stories Posted, message.

It's been over a year, since I have done any system work and seeing the site just now made me say, "phew, I'm glad I don't have to work under that constant pressure anymore."

I hope I'm around long enough to see the improvements.
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Old 12-10-2009, 05:25 PM   #788
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They must be working hard on the story site this week! It has been up and down like a yoyo and exhibiting strange information. Including, the dreaded, No Stories Posted, message.

It's been over a year, since I have done any system work and seeing the site just now made me say, "phew, I'm glad I don't have to work under that constant pressure anymore."

I hope I'm around long enough to see the improvements.
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Has anyone read Sullygom's stories on the forum. They're short, quick, easy to read and very erotic. I asked him why he didn't post to the sex stories section. First, he didn't know about that part of the site. Second, he said he couldn't hit the 5000 words.

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I checked out the stories. Very good, they are. Might I suggest you tell Sullygom to post his stories as 1 multipart story with 3 distinctive chapters in order to get his 5000 words. I tell you, I would check out a story called; Tied Up/Morning/Quickie!
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IMight I suggest you tell Sullygom to post his stories as 1 multipart story with 3 distinctive chapters in order to get his 5000 words.
Actually, there seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding here. The minimum length for a story is 5000 characters, not 5000 words. (I know my stories are getting a bit longer these days, but quite a few earlier ones are under 5000 words!!).

In other words, if you reckon on an average of five or six characters to a word, the story only needs to be about 900 to 1000 words. Of course, if Sullgom's are shorter than that - and why not? - then Don's system would be best. But I think the original earlier post about this also said "5000 words".

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Of course, if Sullgom's are shorter than that - and why not? - then Don's system would be best.
Just saw that the suggestion was from Jackass, not Don - apologies to you both for the misattribution!

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I'm sure Sullygom's stories are easily as long as some I've seen on the stories site. No apologies to me, Lovely Lesley, only to that nice old man in the wheelchair.
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Just saw that the suggestion was from Jackass, not Don - apologies to you both for the misattribution!

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No need for apology. It was my mistake. When I read the stories, it did seem to me that they were long enough for posting on the story site. Heck, I've posted enough stories, I should have known better. I guess Sullgom, ejls, and I had a brain freeze contributing to "a failure to communicate" correctly.
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Shit! I thought they would leave all the stories in the queue until the new server was up.
I hope people go back when it's fixed and add comments.
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:43 AM   #795
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Hiya people, been away for some time and kinda missed the banter on this thread.

So, how's it all going? What's new? and who is hot?

Got lots of catching up to do and I suppose, I should get to bashing the keyboard to produce something new.

Have 4 different stories on the go, but they are all book length and hard work. Not having the time is a bitch, but hoping the holidays will allow me some time to create something.

I did manage to knock out chapter three of Excort Services. I don't know if anyone read it, I haven't even checked, that's how away I have been.

Good to see the page is still here and as popular as it was. Take care.

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Shit! I thought they would leave all the stories in the queue until the new server was up.
I hope people go back when it's fixed and add comments.
DAMN SHAME to release a story which will get no comments or votes until God knows when! Lemark should have stopped new submissions when the votes and comments were stopped. Unless the system is fixed soon there will be a library of stories out there that will have no feedback. Authors who hold their stories back will be releasing them in a flood when the system is up, but the flood will wash away many, many fine stories because of so much all-at-once competition.
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DAMN SHAME to release a story which will get no comments or votes until God knows when! Lemark should have stopped new submissions when the votes and comments were stopped. Unless the system is fixed soon there will be a library of stories out there that will have no feedback. Authors who hold their stories back will be releasing them in a flood when the system is up, but the flood will wash away many, many fine stories because of so much all-at-once competition.
A possible (partial) solution - everyone remember those stories posted during this period that you especially liked and, when the server situation is rectified, go back and post your rating and comments. That's what I plan on doing. I know that will not reach very far in correcting the problem, but it's the best I can do.
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A possible (partial) solution - everyone remember those stories posted during this period that you especially liked and, when the server situation is rectified, go back and post your rating and comments. That's what I plan on doing. I know that will not reach very far in correcting the problem, but it's the best I can do.
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Morning is now up on Stories... thanks for all your comments !!
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