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No, I'm saying thanks for all the comments already given about them on this thread....just look back !!
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I'm so touched. Because commenting is not allowed here, my little Obama troll followed me to another site to leave me a comment. I'm honored.
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To DC - as usual, you did a marvelous job. Thank you so much from all of us.
To ejls - That is, without a doubt, the funniest name I've ever heard for such an obnoxious thing. 'my little Obama troll' That is so wonderful. By the way, making fun of them is really fun. May even get the point across that they (the trolls) should get a life. By the way, did you see the review of 'Kate' posted on the forum by AP at http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=113778? I think you will enjoy it. Love.
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My Little Obama Troll! Pull his string, and he says such cute little phrases as, "All Hail Obama!" "Try Bush for war crimes!" "Healthcare for all!" and "Spend spend spend!" Act now, and we'll throw in a My Little Bush Troll absolutely free! "Down with Hussein!" "Waterboarding is not torture!" "National Security!" and "Dead or alive!" Hopefully that should offend everyone equally. I would hate to leave anyone out.
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Deep South, USA
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E, How are you? Is it over? Does it hurt?
DC, LOL. I bet the guy doesn't even vote. There is a guy who calls my hotel room and makes nasty comments. Not only does he call all the guest randomly, he call other hotels! This guy makes a life out of harassing people and who's going to prison? Pretty soon it is going to be shorter to post the list of unrecommended writers!
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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You guys make me laugh - just know that he's my troll, so hands off. Remember the troll dolls from years ago? We can dress them up for the different holidays. How much fun would that be?
![]() BiStander - I'm doing fine, I'm home, with a supply of ice packs, pain pills and antibiotics. And still no answer to my pm as to when we will see voting and commenting.
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Join Date: May 2009
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Since I can't post a comment on the story itself until the site is fixed, I'll just mention it here. I just finally got around to reading ejls's Kate, and at the risk of sounding a little "me too," let me just say that it was a beautiful, wonderful romance. She's managed to pull off not just one but two very moving Christmas stories. This one has a bit of everything: adventure, suspense, and a touch of humor in places. ejls definitely deserves her place on the list of Recommended Authors.
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Now this really makes my day - two of my favorite authors also enjoy each others stories. Sort of validates me, huh?
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Join Date: May 2007
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Thank you. That's all I can say. Thank you.
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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jmiller is my favorite author on this site
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Deep South, USA
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Hey, Is it just me, or are there more stories showing up in the forum? Could be the effects of no comments on the other side. (What is the verb in that sentence? Hope it's not effect, because that's not a verb.)
I am sick of holding my stories back, but don't want to release them to the empty void of the story site. Unfortunately, my time here is limited. To what, I don't know. But, surely not very long. Maybe, I post the story with a message pointing to a thread here for comments? Hum?
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Anyone interested in reading or posting reviews of stories, both on the forum and on the stories site, check out http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=113778 started by aesexual pseudonym. This lady has a gift for language seldom seen and greatly appreciated. She has just posted a review of DCs novella on the forum 'Backyard Princess' http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=114332 that will make your eyes water. Check it out. If you feel the need to review a story, feel free.
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lol guess i didnt make the list but been told my stories are fairly good
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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I'll check them out.
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As Don says, reviews are more than welcome, from readers (who have made some excellent contributions to the thread) as well as writers (who seem to be fretting over the comments system still being down, hint hint!). If you are going to write a review there, please take a look at the List of Suggestions. No rules, just suggestions! It is a floating, unmoderated thread, at the mercy of the honor system. That said, calling all writers!! Help each other out, and have fun!! Happy HolyDays, A.P. |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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You are sweet.
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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StoryGal96 - hits the spot of your heart's emotions, if you're into that kind of stuff. The stories just coincidentally happen to have descriptive sex scenes, but otherwise the plots are excellent.
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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The link, for anyone who cares to check, is http://stories.xnxx.com/profile61785/StoryGal96. I'm checking now. As always, it is more pleasing to get a recommendation from a reader than to get one from an author about his/her own stories. Strange, huh?
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Check out: http://stories.xnxx.com/story/19100/...f_an_Old_Flame
IMHO I didn't actually think I was going to read it all - but for some reason I read all of it. And that's means much coming from me, since I usually skim the stories on here to wank off to the sex. Anyway, this piece is my favorite one to date |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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I would like to thank each and every one who has visited or posted on this thread. It helps when I see so many people appreciate our recommendations for something nice to read. When I started this thread, I had no idea it would last this long and be this successful. I can understand the emotions of an author who receives nice comments and ratings on a story - 'wow, someone appreciates what I've done'. Thank you all. Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year. And Happy Birthday to BiStander.
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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It has been a great success. I was ready to give up on this site and writing until I found this thread. I actually didn't even know about the forum. For the most part, I'm sorry I waste time blurting out on the forum, but this thread has been a great service to me, and I'm sure many others. I was going to respond on the story review thread, but didn't want to take away from its purpose. So, yes, I'd say a holiday break and probably a little intimidation about writing to A.P.'s high standard. I hope others will jump on and say what they will without feeling it has to be a professional review, as he/she does. I'm thrilled with any comments I can get. By the way, two more chapters for you and I should be wrapping it up soon. So, if you are going to get back to it, please make your comments before my departure. I appreciate your dedication to us writers. If it wasn't for that I wouldn't bother. I'm not self motivated, it's for the readers. Merry Christmas to you too!
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*wonders why AP is not on this amazing list of writers* ![]() Happy Holidays!
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Still here. Still packing. I really am leaving forthwith. Many thanks to Silent Night and the Kendall Square crowd who seem hell-bent on making my filth go viral in and around the vicinity of the Muddy Charles. One more thing to the writers, readers, and lurkers who hang out on this thread: you may have noticed some recent newcomers from other story sites. I have been recruiting other readers and reviewers - in particular the multilingual wonder who goes by the alias of J. Jump. He is a prolific reader and reviewer, tough yet fair, constructive in his criticism, and generous in his encouragement of new and struggling authors. Please, please, please, make him feel welcome here. Not everyone will get a 10:10 from the guy - not by a long shot - but it behooves the authors here to bear in mind that new blood ultimately benefits all. And with that, I am officially off. Over and out. A.P. |
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He has written a review of Kate by ejls on your thread. Very nice writing, needs some suggestions in the format department. Very clear and concise style.
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Because, believe it or not, no one actually got around to officially recommending her on this thread. But "amazing" sure sounds like a recommendation, so she'll be on the list the next time I update it.
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Apologies for the formatting. I'm used to the review-forms on that "other" site, where it is impossible to leave spaces in-between paragraphs/sentences... so I forgot to double-hit enter... ![]() I know it's a tad inapropriate to reply in this thread, so, of course feel free to move this to where it eventually belongs
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Not so. We often use this thread to hold mini-conversations. Welcome.
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A new writer on the forum i recomend she seems very good starpowered Give her a quick peek see what you think
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I agree. Her first story on the forum shows a lot of promise. Hope she continues.
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Okay Lady, I suppose it is all fitting and proper for you to recruit other readers and reviewers to this site. Hell, the more the merrier I say! But M'lady, I reckon you ruffled my feathers when you steered your bulldog reviewer friend towards the stories written by ejls! I have read his glowing reviews of her NORA and Kate stories on your other site. While I agree with every complimentary word his reviews say, I have a major concern. Which is; after reading ejls first, how in this world can any other writer here measure up? JJ will think he has stumbled upon a site filled with literary geniuses! Which he has not. Wait until he gets around to us plodding peons of prose who lack the imaginative skills of a master storyteller like ejls. Why, you yourself have commented that I am no literary giant (although you tempered your remarks by saying you liked my stories because they make you all 'squishy inside'). I suppose time will tell about future reviews from JJ. You say he is 'tough, but fair', yet these can be intimidating words. A.P., you asked us readers and writers to please, please, please welcome JJ, so JJ, I welcome you with open arms, I aplaud your review skills, and await your next one with baited breath. (Hey, is this a lame 'suck up' ploy?) Sorry for the tantrum! Now back to our regular programing. [I do hope all you who read the above know it is said in jest. But, as the bard reportedly said, "Many a truth is said in jest".]
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See, I can also make comments in jest. And you, of all, know me well enough that I do not mean to offend. (Another suck up ploy) Don
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Ha Don, you caught me! See, this is just the kind of stupid little slip up critics like to pounce on. But, better you than them. I'm so disappointed in myself, if it wasn't so cold outside, I would go down to the creek and abait my hook and go fishin'.
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Perhaps on a site like this, "squishy inside" is the best compliment anyone can possibly receive. Quote:
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You know, JT, I have seen that phrase used probably 10 times on this site and it has never been spelled correctly. I just thought that time was right to finally say something because I know you have a sense of humor.
Too bad, DC, I didn't even groan. I did laugh, though.
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I personally like cheating themes. "riding with my mum" is a nice story.
"paying the rent" is a nice story and "driving lessons" are a few of the stories that I really enjoyed. Would love to see writers venturing into more sources like father doing their sons' wives. The mother and son and father and daughter theme is getting a little bit boring for me. Please write some stories about fathers doing their daughter in law. There is also alot of stories about mother in law doing their daughter's husband but can't really find any with the other way. |
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DC, If I was in fact 'fishing', I certainly caught a damn big one with you! Sir, you are usually the complimentee not the complimenter (I know, these are not real words). Anyways, thanks for biting.
Don, correct me anytime. By doing so, you corrected the 10 others who did it before. And, maybe the next 10. I bet you a steak dinner I won't make the very same mistake again! I bet you a lobster feast, I will make some other stupid misstep...soon!
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My latest and last thread, might bote of things to come. My average comment count is 33.7. So far on my request for folks to come over here and make a comment, only seven comments. I'm thinking with the changes coming, forced login for comments is going to lower the amount of feed back by a bunch.
I know there are other factors involved with having to come to the forum and find my thread, but still. Most of the comments I get are READER comments. I think people are shy. Tell E to write me and tell me how the new system works out. I'll miss all my fans. Okay, the few people who like my story. They have been very kind to me. Who knows, maybe I can get everything worked out quickly and come back soon. If so, I'm going to regret zipping this tale of neighbors up so abruptly.
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Trust me, JT, I will keep watching. May not collect on either, but I will keep watching. Mostly because I read all of your stories and posts.
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Don, I'm offended I guess. JT can bait and get noticed, and I bote rather than bode, and you didn't even notice.
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Fruit of the Loops are very comfortable - and so sexy. Right up there with 'Davey, we need to talk' and the number '47'. We have had a time, haven't we? Love almost every minute of it.
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"The freedom and happiness of man...[are] the sole objects of all legitimate government." --Thomas Jefferson ![]() "Were we directed from Washington when to sow, and when to reap, we should soon want bread." --Thomas Jefferson "The government is best which governs least." --Thomas Jefferson XNXXOIAATILORAL IS ALMOST ALL THAT IS LEFT or XNXXHODHORNY OLD DOG?
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'Davey, we need to talk' is an oft used sentence from Mark Twayn's 'The V-8, The Redhead and the Hot-Rod' http://stories.xnxx.com/story/16890/...nd_The_Hot-Rod. A very nice part of a 4logy (I know that's not a real word). And last, but not least, '47' is from Daddycum's story 'The Chair'. http://stories.xnxx.com/story/17748/The_Chair This an exciting story of a young girl's inquisitive nature and the results. Very amusing and arousing. Makes you want to go to a furniture store.
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"The freedom and happiness of man...[are] the sole objects of all legitimate government." --Thomas Jefferson ![]() "Were we directed from Washington when to sow, and when to reap, we should soon want bread." --Thomas Jefferson "The government is best which governs least." --Thomas Jefferson XNXXOIAATILORAL IS ALMOST ALL THAT IS LEFT or XNXXHODHORNY OLD DOG?
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Dearest Sir: I go away for a few days, to hang off ice walls like an idiot, and the whole place goes to the dogs. I didn't point J.J. anywhere. Not my fault if he turned his nose up at the Alpo and went straight for the tenderloin. I see also that my poor story review thread is now host to a bunch of yapping, pugnacious pugs, reviewing each others' reviews. Woof. Say, have they fixed the voting and comments yet??? Going off to check.... BTW, Happy New Year! A.P.
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