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Old 01-01-2010, 07:39 PM   #851
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I see also that my poor story review thread is now host to a bunch of yapping, pugnacious pugs, reviewing each others' reviews. Woof.
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I try my best not to be a yapping, pugnacious pug, but sometimes I just can't resist.

Glad you're back.
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Old 01-02-2010, 08:17 AM   #852
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Firstly, to all, Happy New Year! I hope that 2010 is a darn sight better than 09.

Well, what has happened to the story page? Seems all my stories have been regraded percentage wise, suddenly the average is probably only 70% and all the comments have had the names taken off and replaced by "Reader".

I suppose it serves me right for not being so regular a visitor any more. The pressure of work is the culprit with me the victim. I have so many stories half finished or sketched out and no time to complete them.

Anyway, I will try and be a little more regular here through next year.

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Firstly, to all, Happy New Year! I hope that 2010 is a darn sight better than 09.

Well, what has happened to the story page? Seems all my stories have been regraded percentage wise, suddenly the average is probably only 70% and all the comments have had the names taken off and replaced by "Reader".

I suppose it serves me right for not being so regular a visitor any more. The pressure of work is the culprit with me the victim. I have so many stories half finished or sketched out and no time to complete them.

Anyway, I will try and be a little more regular here through next year.

Take care all.

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I'd normally try and say something more intelligent than this, but who the fuck knows!
The voting and commenting are turned off, yet all of a sudden the stories have a rating! Impossible. Some random percent must have been plucked out of the server's ass.
There is a thread further down by the admin explaining a problem and the reason you can't vote or comment. One day there will be a big change and the site will be better. In the meantime, the admin makes not even one tiny speck of an effort to say what's happening. I hope he has been drunk and enjoying a wonderful Christmas and news years with friends and family.
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Many thanks to DonB, DC and JAT for their literate, intelligent and gentle fostering of this thread. And several others, too numerous to mention.

It's great to find a thread where there is well written discussion and an almost total absence of vindictive and/or crass destructive comments. And to find so many super authors who had remained unnoticed by me through the vagaries of the rating system and the petty minded trolls.

Before the system crashed I did notice that admin was making some effort to control the trolls as they were not counting and later deleting some of the negative votes. Not enough to let the real cream rise to the top ( How could Kate not be in the top 10 of all time? ), but an effort.

2010 has started pessimistically as I cannot see the stories part of XNXX surviving. By Jan 11 all stories in 'Top Rated Last 30 Days' will have zero votes, zero comments and zero ratings. Enough to drive most readers and many authors away.

I've never been able to see how the owners of XNXX could make the stories part of the site pay its way. Maybe they've come to the same conclusion, because if the site was worth its while they would have fixed it by now.

No malice here. Three years' reading and writing has been a rewarding and fun time and many thanks to Lemark et al for the opportunity. Hope I'm wrong about the site surviving.
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Oh MT, I hope you are wrong. I submit my stories here and on another site. I have to say, I appreciate the readers and their comments here. They have made me feel welcome, to a place that is very much male dominated. I don't write stories like the rest of you, and there I times I wish I could. And in spite of my fluff, most of my comments come from men.

Owners - please see the you have a talented bunch of writers here, that need the feedback from the readers. Many, myself included, found their way here by looking for stories, then registering as a member and finally, participating in other areas of the site. Don't let this become a thing of the past.
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I believe people will submit more stories to the forum, should there be a lack of feedback and voting on the stories site. It will not kill off the writers by a long shot because this is a unique community of talented literary geniuses. And to boot, there are many more aspiring authors that we are nurturing with our own feedback and comments on the stories forum.

I remain unwavering in my opinion that all of the updates and changes will be implemented in one go, instead of shutting off the site two times for upgrades. This happened before about a year ago when the other part of the site had to be closed down for a couple days to improve the servers. And more recently for the August 1st upgrade. People will learn to cope with the wait, and more likely than not will be rewarded with an effective place to create and evolve, in each our own way.
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I sincerely hope you are correct that the authors will be patient and stick around. There are so many wonderful authors posting on this site that would be sorely missed and I really hope they know that. I think with the posts on this thread and APs review thread; http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=113778, I think most have seen comments that encourage them to stay and keep writing. I personally am keeping a list of the stories that have been posted post 12/10 that I need to rate/comment on and hope others are doing the same.

By the way, if anyone has not yet perused APs review thread, try it, you'll like it for sure. I also encourage everyone so moved to write a review or two of a story they particularly care for.

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It's hard for me to say that anyone on any of these lists doesn't deserve it, but one needs to be repeated.
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jmiller- For Stormy nights, if nothing else.
Rebeca, you appear to have a good command of the language so I would like to invite you write a review of jmiller's Stormy Nights for the review thread. I agree with your opinion of him and his writing and would love to read your review. Give it a thought.
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Dunno if its asked, but when is the website going on?
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Has everyone gone to sleep? Maybe vacation. No one to communicate with.
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i'm around but there's a problem on the website. cant post comments nor vote
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That part of the system is shut down while they are changing the server. Patience.
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Has everyone gone to sleep? Maybe vacation. No one to communicate with.
Maybe when all the story side problems are fixed readers and writers will WAKE UP New stories will give everyone something to talk about.

Uh... See, I've run out of something to say.

Oh yeah, I guess I could shamelessly self-promote my short forum story "Good Little 3rd Grade Girl".

Here is an easy link http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=119091
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Maybe when all the story side problems are fixed readers and writers will WAKE UP New stories will give everyone something to talk about.

Uh... See, I've run out of something to say.

Oh yeah, I guess I could shamelessly self-promote my short forum story "Good Little 3rd Grade Girl".

Here is an easy link http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=119091
Shameless old dog!

I think you are correct. I think the long time with no response from admin caused many to cut back on visits. I guess it will slowly pick up when people stop seeing the same stories every freaken time they open the story's site.
I for one am sick of seeing 0 reads and 0 rating and 0 comments.
If anyone wants to tell me to be patient or remind me that the site is free, I'd like to say fuck you in advance. I don't have to be nice, my time is short.
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What is there to write about when the front page of the site has 150 stories with no votes, no ratings and no comments? And the other 60 stories don't change either.

Don, my friend, everyone is in a state of suspended animation while the site's in limbo. Prepare for the deluge once Lemark and the team come up with the goods.
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Can't wait.
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I love most of the story writers on here. Fav stories on here are
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I agree with one or two of your favorite stories, but the others I can't locate. When you have enough posts under your belt (not to sound sexist or anything), it is best to post a link to the story or to the author. That way others can find them and perhaps be as enthralled as you.

There are a lot of us looking for good stories and we are very interested in your opinion - please share so we can partake.

Glad to see that you are in the heart of the 'proper use of english'. I've found that the most beautiful English language is spoken and written by the people of Scotland.

Stay with us. This is a good site and we always like to see new visitors.

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He's one of our favorites, and if you're not aware, the final chapter has been posted.

http://stories.xnxx.com/story/21910/...rt_XIX_The_End

I also want to say that if you really want to see how someone grows as a writer, read this series from beginning to end. You will be in awe.
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A review (on the review thread) is very justified. I want to do it but I know that I couldn't do the series or the author justice. Please consider doing it ejls. I know you would do a great job of it.
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A review (on the review thread) is very justified. I want to do it but I know that I couldn't do the series or the author justice. Please consider doing it ejls. I know you would do a great job of it.
It's already in the works sir, but you will be surprised.
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Thank you Ellen. He is deserving.
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Just read the review of 'My Neighbors Incest' by wantsomefun http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php...66#post2574466 and loved it. Thanks to you both for that. I have been planning, for the last two days, what I would say in a review and found that I was not even close to what wantsomefun said. Just what should have been said.

Thanks to you both (and you know who).

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My heartfelt thanks to JAT, DC, DonB9033, wantsomefun, CuriousKat, ejls, and anyone else I may have missed, for your most excellent story reviews!

Although I started the review thread, I don't perceive it as "mine." I am glad that others have picked up the torch, and extremely grateful that all have honored the spirit of the thread by utilizing it almost exclusively for reviews. Thanks again.

Most likely I will not be adding reviews myself, at least for a few months. I am on the final stretch of my second book. It is an 850,000 word monster, and I am fighting like the dickens to finish it by late March/early April. Once the book is finished, I will take a hiatus before I start the third, and do some reading/reviewing.

I will most likely not be on this forum much between now and April, now that the finish line to Book Two: Beauty is finally in sight. Until I return, thanks to all who have made me feel welcome here.

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You, also, will be missed.
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A late, very late, recommendation. I have just recently, through no fault of my own, discovered an author whose stories are, in a word, enchanting. Well, maybe that is too much of a word, but the stories, even though I am just starting to read them, appear to be well worth the effort.

Do yourself a favor, though. Start at the earliest post and continue from there. The stories appear to be connected and somewhat sequential. Check out Hot4fam at this address; http://stories.xnxx.com/profile342756/hot4fam. I think you will enjoy reading his stories - I do so far.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence, don. He is correct that most of my stories have multiple segments. I've learned a bit over time, and now try to make sure things are fairly clear. I appreciate the positive feedback.
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Yes, multiple segments are very off putting. People that go for cheap porn dun wan to read long serials. And i am politely asking you to remove the dick rofl.
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What in the hell did you just say?
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Check out the threads by sweetlily4u. Enchanting does not completely cover it. What a lovely mind. I think if we encourage her, she will start posting stories on the stories site.
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I've been thinking about you, DonB.

Here you are; you have a great feel for the language, you have a great love for the theme of this site (that's a compliment not a criticism), you enjoy stories and characters as they grow.

And yet you say you don't write!!!

I've decided you are far too modest.

Most likely you have published, but your modesty has made you use another name. Come on man, be fair, tell us. We won't tell anyone else.

Or possibly, but unlikely, you hold back, again through a distorted concept of modesty. If this is so, please start hitting the keyboard.

Either way, enough is enough!!!

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Old 01-15-2010, 10:19 PM   #887
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I've been thinking about you, DonB.

Here you are; you have a great feel for the language, you have a great love for the theme of this site (that's a compliment not a criticism), you enjoy stories and characters as they grow.

And yet you say you don't write!!!

I've decided you are far too modest.

Most likely you have published, but your modesty has made you use another name. Come on man, be fair, tell us. We won't tell anyone else.

Or possibly, but unlikely, you hold back, again through a distorted concept of modesty. If this is so, please start hitting the keyboard.

Either way, enough is enough!!!

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I absolutely agree. Don, you have a great mind, a wonderful way with words, a good imagination, and could probably write a really hot sex scene. Come on, have you? If not, take a chance.
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Honesty time! I've experienced a few very hot sex scenes, but could not write about them. Again, honesty time - I am a high school drop-out. My meager command of the language has been gained from reading, reading, reading, and, oh by the way, reading.

My imagination is basically a dead fish, but my appreciation for other peoples imagination is unexcelled. I am, however, moved by the comments of Mark and Ellen. Moved more than you can imagine - to the point of making a confession (my lack of education) that I have been trying to keep secret for decades.
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I don't give a rat's ass about what grade you finished school. What I do care about is well written, classy erotica, and I know you've got it in you.

And . . I don't buy into that hoary old excuse of time. It's your seriously overly developed sense of modesty holding you back. Imagination? Don't worry. Shakespeare never wrote an original plot, he borrowed others. If that really is the problem, and I doubt it, 'borrow' someone else's plot.

No more excuses please.
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My face is red.

I'll think about it.
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Honesty time! I've experienced a few very hot sex scenes, but could not write about them. Again, honesty time - I am a high school drop-out. My meager command of the language has been gained from reading, reading, reading, and, oh by the way, reading.

My imagination is basically a dead fish, but my appreciation for other peoples imagination is unexcelled. I am, however, moved by the comments of Mark and Ellen. Moved more than you can imagine - to the point of making a confession (my lack of education) that I have been trying to keep secret for decades.
My dear Don, and I mean this most sincerely - Big Fucking Deal!!!!! So you didn't finish high school. I've never been to college and have no training in writing, whatsoever. What I had was a mother who made me love reading, and made me play word games.

You are smart, witty and well-spoken. Just shut your pie-hole and put that imagination down on paper. Dead fish, my ass.

Damn, I can string some pretty words together, can't I?

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Ti adore. Ellen, you really have a way with words. Like I told old what's-his-name, I'll think about it. You and I were lucky, my friend, to have a love of reading instilled in us at a fairly early age. You had your mother and I had myself. Reading has been my life and I'm hesitant about striking out in a different direction, but I will think about it. Love you anyway.
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I might as well put in my two cents worth in this "Let's convince Don to write" thread.

Honestly, if you don't want to write, don't write. That's up to you. But if it's because you lack education or imagination, there are ways around that.

First, your lack of education means nothing. You obviously know how to put words together that both follow the technical rules and, more importantly, communicate what you want to say. That's really all they teach you in high school. Whatever you lack in education, you've made up for in reading and informal writing (forum posts and the like).

Second, assuming for a moment that you don't have a single creative idea in your head (which I don't believe, by the way), who says you have to come up with the ideas yourself? Ideas are cheap. If you're a person who wants to write but doesn't know what to write about, you're in a perfect position to team up with people with great ideas who have trouble writing them. You might start a thread asking for ideas for your first story. I can almost guarantee you'd get swarmed with ideas. I'd probably contribute five or six myself. Just make sure you mention the themes you like and dislike, or people will be too worried about whether you'll dismiss their ideas out of hand.

Third, if you're considering becoming an author, my advice is to just write a story. Don't worry about whether it will be any good, whether you'll become a famous author, or anything like that. Don't even worry about whether you'll upload it to the internet. Just write. The first story is the biggest hurdle; in fact, I would say that once you have that first story behind you, it's all downhill from there. You'll be shocked at how easy it is to write the second story, and the third, and the fourth. Although I had been writing for a long time, my first work of erotica took several years to finish, mainly because I was getting over my moral hangups. My second was about five times as long, but only took a couple of weeks to write. The difference? Once the first story was finished, I knew I could do it. I had just proven it.

Fourth, you might ask some of the other authors on this site if they would be interested in collaborating with you, to give you some experience. A little hand-holding might help you get over that first hurdle (the first story).

Again, it's up to you whether you want to write or not, but hopefully these points will help you make up your mind.
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I think the name of this thread is 'Lets embarass donb'. Three of my very favorite authors ganging up on me and embarassing the absolute shit out of me. You guys are really wonderful, but this is a major hurdle for me. Like I said, I will think seriously about it. I will. I promise.

What I would like to do is take the thread of someone who has a wonderful idea, like http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=123650 by Justanaveragegirl, and, with her permission, re-writing it.

We'll see. I'll think about it.

Thank you all so very much. At least I know that someone thinks I can write cogently.

I love you all. Don
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You're thinking about it? Thinking about it!!!!

It's been my pleasure and misfortune to have been in sales for a few years. "I'll think about" it is the biggest cop out there is. Whoever says it means "NO" but they're too polite, or scared, to directly address the issue.

Think of a situation. At work, at home, on vacation, even in a movie or on TV.

Think of some people, particularly women. (Your male character will often be based on yourself or how you would like to imagine yourself.) The women may be women you have known well. Maybe even a wife (why have I broken out in a cold sweat and started to shiver?), they may be that pretty girl with the long legs and swirling skirt you saw across the street the other day, or again on TV or in a movie.

Your story will start by being based on these, then the characters will assume a life of their own. Just like your readers you will wonder what they'll do or say next. They'll take over.

Then add some of your own sex experiences. Maybe add to them a bit, but PLEASE don't add 20 inches to your cock.

Then rewrite, rewrite, proofread and proofread (far better than me).

Mix these in with your obvious love of language, your obvious love of story telling, your obvious romantic and sentimentality, and your obvious love of fucking.

I can't wait.
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Perhaps. And, believe me, I'm not trying to cop-out. I must say that this has been a very moving experience for me. Tell me truly, did you guys get together just to pick on me? If so, it probably has worked.
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Yeah, we've been plotting this for months.

Or possibly, just possibly . . .

we've all recognized, by ourselves, a talent ready to unfold like a rosebud in spring
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Wow!
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A one word story.

C'mon DonB, you can write more than that.
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I will. It will take time because this is such a new situation for me. But, I will.
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