Household Anal Toys: IDEAS PLEASE

Tree · 01-14-2007, 07:25 AM

Hey This Will Be A Bit Odd But I Beg U To Answer.

I Want To Get In A Good Ass Masturbation Session Tonight With Myself But Can Think Of Nothng Around The House Of Appropreate Size And Availiability I Can Use.

Has Anyone Got Any Good Ideas For General Household Items For This Use.. Mabey Ones Youve Used, Or Just Ones You Can THink Of.

I Dont Wana Use Something Someone Else It Going To Need To Use Again Ever.. Kuz Thats Just A Bit Nasty.

I Used To Use The Handle Of Larger Screwdrivers, And Also A Very Thin Deoderant Can.

Any Ideas. And No Im Not Going To Try A Chair Leg, Ive Been There Before.. Not Good!

Tree · 01-14-2007, 07:29 AM

I Know There Are Other Threads On This But I Cant Find Any Of Use

indy1979 · 01-14-2007, 07:31 AM

How bout a feather duster handle. Sorry its all I can think of.

Tree · 01-14-2007, 07:32 AM

Mabey A Bit To Skinny.

I Need Something With A Bit Of "GO" In it. LOL

Thankyou All The Same

AnX · 01-14-2007, 07:57 AM

bottle neck, wooden spoon, toothbrush with bristles, carrot..............

Tree · 01-14-2007, 08:27 AM

Good Good.

Thankyou keep 'Em Cuming!

curious101 · 02-17-2007, 10:05 PM

check out my thread... it has suggestions and even some pics!!!

its in my signature hope that helps

mattsterbater · 02-17-2007, 11:33 PM

small shampoo bottles, broom stick, cucumbers

Inside_information · 02-18-2007, 01:45 AM

an eggplant, a hammer, a tube of toothpaste, just make sure the lid is on tight hahaha

siriusgame · 02-18-2007, 02:34 AM

umm, how bout a pinecone? you know, go in easy, come out hard. and umm,use justa little bit of hotsauce for lube, now, not alot, just a little bit for the slight burning sensation.

chunky · 02-18-2007, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Inside_information

an eggplant, a hammer, a tube of toothpaste, just make sure the lid is on tight hahaha

Sound advice, too much fluoride can be dangerous!!

chunky · 02-18-2007, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by siriusgame

umm, how bout a pinecone? you know, go in easy, come out hard. and umm,use justa little bit of hotsauce for lube, now, not alot, just a little bit for the slight burning sensation.

Jeeeessuuus!! Is that what you use?, no wonder you're such a pain in
the arse.....:-D

Try a wooden rolling pin...that'll make your eyes water!!

pookey227 · 02-18-2007, 06:32 AM

Why Do You Capitalize Every Single Word? I Mean Whats With That?

And Search "Home-made Sex Toys"

daytimer · 02-19-2007, 06:09 AM

Shaving cream bottle like Edge(the 33% more one), with the top off its even better. Dont worry about the shaving cream coming out it wont.

pookey227 · 02-19-2007, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by daytimer

Shaving cream bottle like Edge(the 33% more one), with the top off its even better. Dont worry about the shaving cream coming out it wont.

HAHA FOAM UP UR ASS THAT WOULD BE FUCKING HALARIOUS

siriusgame · 02-19-2007, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by chunky

Jeeeessuuus!! Is that what you use?, no wonder you're such a pain in
the arse.....:-D

Try a wooden rolling pin...that'll make your eyes water!!

lol, no, i dont make it a habbit of sticking anything up my ass. i just wanted to see if this guy would try the hot sauce idea and then post something on here about how much it burned.

pookey227 · 02-19-2007, 06:48 AM

I just noticed that the authors name is "tree" and he has a picture of a tree on his avitar...

WTF?!

Mooseburrito10 · 02-20-2007, 02:51 AM

I found that some objects work better then others, for starting out, i would recommend a sharpie or something else small, then you could work your way up to something like a flashlight handle or vegetables like zucchini or cucumbers

Loaf'N · 02-20-2007, 03:03 AM

how bout a rubber dildo

Chagrin · 02-20-2007, 03:08 AM

Vegetables are the generic choice because you get such a variety of sizes and shapes. And since I don't know exactly how big you'd prefer, you have the tons of options, carrots being small, cucumbers being medium/large, etc. And of course, a quick trip to the supermarket and you're golden!

I suppose long thin cans would be good too if you're done using them.

New candles, the big long kind. Pens & other writing implements.

Capn Winkie · 02-20-2007, 03:10 AM

How about a funnel filled with my foot up your ass?

Chagrin · 02-20-2007, 03:16 AM

Actually, although he's being an asshole (I think, maybe just humorous), Capn Winkie has a good idea, the end of a funnel or something would be good.

I thought of another one, too: a bit of a rubber garden hose. Perhaps an old extension cord that's of no further use. Tape a bunch of old batteries together, say like D-size or something.

pookey227 · 02-20-2007, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Loaf'N

how bout a rubber dildo

you make ur own?

Capn Winkie · 02-20-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Chagrin

Actually, although he's being an asshole

What!? I happen to have very slender feet.

CaptCaveMan25 · 02-20-2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Tree

I Know There Are Other Threads On This But I Cant Find Any Of Use

100 people surveyed, top 4 answers are on the board. The question is: Something you can find in your house that you can shove up your ass....Answer...Hey, how about using a cucumber? Survey says.....

Joe92GT · 02-21-2007, 03:01 AM

You could try model rocket nose cones. That may work.

AGM · 02-21-2007, 08:57 PM

A word of caution on using fruit. My sister is a doctor and has had to retrieve the broken off end of a cucumber from a guys'a arse. So, be careful.

Erica2020 · 02-21-2007, 08:58 PM

Oh My AGM !!! that must of been tough haha..im not quite sure i could deal with situations like that

Kimiko · 02-21-2007, 09:10 PM

How about a champagne bottle...preferably a full one, but don't use the really expensive stuff.

gearedup · 02-21-2007, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimiko

How about a champagne bottle...preferably a full one, but don't use the really expensive stuff.

I think I'd recomend leaving the wire on or taping it down just in case...
Champagne enema, bit expensive...

Kimiko · 02-21-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by gearedup

I think I'd recomend leaving the wire on or taping it down just in case...
Champagne enema, bit expensive...

No, no, no, you pop the cork out first!!!

I had this done to my pussy once, and I assure you, it's an experience you'll never, ever forget!

Loaf'N · 02-22-2007, 02:37 AM

Sorry for being a complete asshole, it was for humor only! I think those large tubes you inject foam birth control into a pussy with would do just fine.Again sorry for being a smartass

piggit · 02-22-2007, 02:54 AM

Mmmm Kimiko ... sounds delightful.

Whatever you decide to use, make sure it cannot break off and that you keep enough of it outside you that you have a handle. Looking around, I see a beer bottle, and not much else. Tho I imagine the remote could work in severe cases of need!! (Here, kitty kitty kitty. HAHA Kidding ... don't be so gullible.)

Empress Lainie · 02-22-2007, 07:12 AM

C flashlight batteries, but I did have one go all he way in and found it easy to push back out.

Kimiko · 02-22-2007, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ZYZX

C flashlight batteries, but I did have one go all he way in and found it easy to push back out.

What a shocking experience!

Funky · 02-24-2007, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimiko

What a shocking experience!

o rly? Now that is something that would be quite a shocker if you were wet and decided on something that had a bit of electricity in it

greenranger · 03-11-2009, 01:43 AM

these are some crazy ideas

~Orpheus~ · 03-11-2009, 01:50 AM

cover_porcupine.jpg

Blue. · 03-11-2009, 01:58 AM

Fruits, vegetables, candles...

Or you know, the classic dildo.

richardhurts · 07-25-2009, 02:14 AM

i want to see someone shove a porcupine up their ass.

tawyn · 07-25-2009, 02:30 AM

how about a broom or mop handle

dunecigar · 07-25-2009, 05:40 AM

I suggest a cigar tube. If you purchase a Churchill sized cigar, then the tube will be about 7" long and about a 50 ring guage.

Binger22 · 07-25-2009, 09:03 AM

My old boss used to use a veggies in a rubber glove, even would add some lemons to get that smacking feeling.

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cijababe · 07-25-2009, 11:22 AM

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I just noticed that the authors name is "tree" and he has a picture of a tree on his avitar...

Maybe he's got wood?

meche21 · 07-27-2009, 01:08 AM

I want to try this too, but I think I'll skip on the light bulb. lol

01-14-2007, 07:25 AM	#1
Tree Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Australia Age: 23 Posts: 120	Household Anal Toys: IDEAS PLEASE Hey This Will Be A Bit Odd But I Beg U To Answer. I Want To Get In A Good Ass Masturbation Session Tonight With Myself But Can Think Of Nothng Around The House Of Appropreate Size And Availiability I Can Use. Has Anyone Got Any Good Ideas For General Household Items For This Use.. Mabey Ones Youve Used, Or Just Ones You Can THink Of. I Dont Wana Use Something Someone Else It Going To Need To Use Again Ever.. Kuz Thats Just A Bit Nasty. I Used To Use The Handle Of Larger Screwdrivers, And Also A Very Thin Deoderant Can. Any Ideas. And No Im Not Going To Try A Chair Leg, Ive Been There Before.. Not Good!

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Inside_information Porn Surfer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: London Posts: 20	an eggplant, a hammer, a tube of toothpaste, just make sure the lid is on tight hahaha __________________ something profound and witty

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siriusgame Sex Lover Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: arizona Posts: 106	whoa umm, how bout a pinecone? you know, go in easy, come out hard. and umm,use justa little bit of hotsauce for lube, now, not alot, just a little bit for the slight burning sensation. __________________ those who want to fuck me are honest, those who dont, well, they're just liars. you just got fucked! make sure you wipe your butthole before you put your shorts back on.

02-20-2007, 02:51 AM	#18
Mooseburrito10 Newcumer Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3	I assume that he likes trees I found that some objects work better then others, for starting out, i would recommend a sharpie or something else small, then you could work your way up to something like a flashlight handle or vegetables like zucchini or cucumbers

01-14-2007, 07:29 AM	#2
Tree Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Australia Age: 23 Posts: 120	I Know There Are Other Threads On This But I Cant Find Any Of Use

01-14-2007, 07:31 AM	#3
indy1979 Porn Surfer Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 27	How bout a feather duster handle. Sorry its all I can think of.

01-14-2007, 07:32 AM	#4
Tree Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Australia Age: 23 Posts: 120	Mabey A Bit To Skinny. I Need Something With A Bit Of "GO" In it. LOL Thankyou All The Same

01-14-2007, 07:57 AM	#5
AnX Sex Machine Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 682	bottle neck, wooden spoon, toothbrush with bristles, carrot..............

01-14-2007, 08:27 AM	#6
Tree Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Australia Age: 23 Posts: 120	Good Good. Thankyou keep 'Em Cuming!

02-17-2007, 11:33 PM	#8
mattsterbater Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 228	small shampoo bottles, broom stick, cucumbers

02-18-2007, 06:32 AM	#13
pookey227 Newcumer Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,416	Why Do You Capitalize Every Single Word? I Mean Whats With That? And Search "Home-made Sex Toys"

02-19-2007, 06:09 AM	#14
daytimer Porn Surfer Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10	Shaving cream bottle like Edge(the 33% more one), with the top off its even better. Dont worry about the shaving cream coming out it wont.

02-19-2007, 06:48 AM	#17
pookey227 Newcumer Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,416	I just noticed that the authors name is "tree" and he has a picture of a tree on his avitar... WTF?!

02-20-2007, 03:08 AM	#20
Chagrin Friskeh Kitteh Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On laps, takin naps. Age: 27 Posts: 5,417	Vegetables are the generic choice because you get such a variety of sizes and shapes. And since I don't know exactly how big you'd prefer, you have the tons of options, carrots being small, cucumbers being medium/large, etc. And of course, a quick trip to the supermarket and you're golden! I suppose long thin cans would be good too if you're done using them. New candles, the big long kind. Pens & other writing implements.

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Capn Winkie Porno Junky Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Dark-Side of the Force Age: 42 Posts: 272	How about a funnel filled with my foot up your ass? __________________ Winkie's Comprehensive Guide to Pic Posting!!!!

02-20-2007, 03:16 AM	#22
Chagrin Friskeh Kitteh Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On laps, takin naps. Age: 27 Posts: 5,417	Actually, although he's being an asshole (I think, maybe just humorous), Capn Winkie has a good idea, the end of a funnel or something would be good. I thought of another one, too: a bit of a rubber garden hose. Perhaps an old extension cord that's of no further use. Tape a bunch of old batteries together, say like D-size or something.

02-21-2007, 03:01 AM	#26
Joe92GT Porn Surfer Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 30 Posts: 18	You could try model rocket nose cones. That may work.

02-21-2007, 08:57 PM	#27
AGM Newcumer Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6	A word of caution on using fruit. My sister is a doctor and has had to retrieve the broken off end of a cucumber from a guys'a arse. So, be careful.

02-21-2007, 08:58 PM	#28
Erica2020 TeaZy_E Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,781	Oh My AGM !!! that must of been tough haha..im not quite sure i could deal with situations like that

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Kimiko Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Central California Posts: 41,875	How about a champagne bottle...preferably a full one, but don't use the really expensive stuff.

02-22-2007, 02:37 AM	#32
Loaf'N Amateur Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 98	Sorry for being a complete asshole, it was for humor only! I think those large tubes you inject foam birth control into a pussy with would do just fine.Again sorry for being a smartass

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piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,913	Mmmm Kimiko ... sounds delightful. Whatever you decide to use, make sure it cannot break off and that you keep enough of it outside you that you have a handle. Looking around, I see a beer bottle, and not much else. Tho I imagine the remote could work in severe cases of need!! (Here, kitty kitty kitty. HAHA Kidding ... don't be so gullible.) __________________

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Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient Unexpected Woman Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: WEST MODLAND Posts: 57,058	C flashlight batteries, but I did have one go all he way in and found it easy to push back out.

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