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08-25-2009, 06:27 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: England
Posts: 5,170
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I love swimming.
I hate curry. I was once savagely attacked by a giraffe. (I'd like to see who has #3 in common!) |
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08-25-2009, 06:35 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Rotten Crotch Valley
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I once ate curry with a savage giraffe.
I can count to eleventeenhundred and grape. I have an idea.
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08-25-2009, 06:41 PM
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Porn Surfer
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08-25-2009, 06:50 PM
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Her Crankiness
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Scotland
Posts: 3,680
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Nothing in common
Had my 'tits oot' in the newspapers Slept with the bass player in a ska band Like to read the Independant on occasion
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08-25-2009, 06:54 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Rotten Crotch Valley
Posts: 1,466
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Has seen Suze's newspaper titties.
Collects air. Enjoys colouring outside the lines.
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08-25-2009, 06:55 PM
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Happy be lucky
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: uk
Age: 34
Posts: 3,276
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maybe the paper and collecting air in my lungs
I fell of a roof Had a thousand pound coins Love to build
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08-25-2009, 07:01 PM
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Her Crankiness
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Scotland
Posts: 3,680
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Nothing in common
Starred in a homemade porn film, which ended up on efukt Had a broken index finger Lived with a psycho
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08-26-2009, 02:58 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Rotten Crotch Valley
Posts: 1,466
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Broke a finger watching home-made porn.
Believes in haunted U.F.O.'s. Born under a full moon.
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08-26-2009, 03:04 AM
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Supreme Warlord
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Yukon, Canada
Age: 51
Posts: 18,677
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Had injured finger, tendons almost cut, but ok now
Seen what very well could be UFO, twice I like CCR-Bad moon rising!
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08-26-2009, 03:09 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: West Coast
Posts: 9,655
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I moon bad CCRs upon rising
my finger is permanently unsevered nails on a chalkboard mean you're using the wrong tool, dummy!
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08-26-2009, 03:32 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Rotten Crotch Valley
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Thinks drawing moons on chalkboards is wrong.
Has permanently detachable unsevered fingers. Knows how to spell C.P.R.
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08-26-2009, 04:35 AM
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Femme Fatale
Join Date: May 2006
Age: 38
Posts: 13,410
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Knows C.P.R. and how to spell.
Drinks water. Is not a people person. |
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08-26-2009, 04:39 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 529
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08-26-2009, 04:48 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Rotten Crotch Valley
Posts: 1,466
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Autonomy is one of my passions.
Likes to walk backwards through crowds. Has a fetish for watching paint dry.
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08-26-2009, 04:52 AM
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Her Crankiness
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Scotland
Posts: 3,680
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Ermm, do you never sleep?
Don't know what 'trough crowds' is but sure would like walking through it backwards... Loves Argyll socks Thinks guys who can speak in another language hot...
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08-26-2009, 04:55 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: West Coast
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toh egaugnal rehtona ni kaeps nac ohw slag skniht! wants to know exactly how you love them gets the heebie-jeebies from the sounds of the toaster popping
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08-26-2009, 05:00 AM
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Her Crankiness
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Scotland
Posts: 3,680
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Hola amigo!
Loves socks in a most unseemly fashion Works unsociable hours
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08-26-2009, 05:02 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 451
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Nothing notably in common
 Half italian half southern. GO figure. Im a true Confederate. Metallica is the pinnacle of Thrash and Metal bands, and why its my favorite next to motley crue Enjoying being in frigid cold or blazing hot sun.
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08-26-2009, 05:05 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Rotten Crotch Valley
Posts: 1,466
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Sleeps in the sun wearing argyle socks.
Plays solitaire tic-tac-toe. Enjoys making love on battlefields.
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08-26-2009, 05:27 AM
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Porn Star
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Enjoys reading Wants someone to cuddle with |
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08-26-2009, 05:33 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Rotten Crotch Valley
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Enjoys reading about people who fear cuddling.
Likes the smell of water. Can speak Cantonese in Pig-Latin.
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08-26-2009, 06:22 AM
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I Invented Sex
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In the deepest darkest secret place I can find....
Posts: 2,564
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Don't like the smell of the ocean
Loves the moon an the stars Rain is beauty crying
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08-26-2009, 10:29 AM
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Vegan
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Scotland
Age: 27
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Likes the night sky
I'm not very good at DIY I enjoy baking
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Against Animal Cruelty Shop
As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis |
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08-26-2009, 12:44 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: England
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not very good at DIY hates baking. |
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08-26-2009, 12:50 PM
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The beautiful game's Red temptress
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 12,644
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hates baking I'm good at DIY
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Ng  Devilish Angel - has no keeper; is watched over by my archangel Pegasus xMess with the bunny or grumps and you have one hell of an angry angel on your case I'm just me, if you don't like it..just keep on walking!!! Verified Woman of XNXX ^_^ |
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08-26-2009, 12:53 PM
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Vegan
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Scotland
Age: 27
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This isn't 'say the opposite thread'
Likes the night sky Always washes hands after going to the toilet Is a bit shy
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Against Animal Cruelty Shop
As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis |
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08-26-2009, 12:56 PM
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The beautiful game's Red temptress
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: UK
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Loves the outdoors Loves going to themeparks
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08-26-2009, 12:59 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 780
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Always washes hands after going to the toilet
Has no interest in cooking Dislikes housework
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08-26-2009, 01:03 PM
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Vegan
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Location: Scotland
Age: 27
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Always washes hands after going to the toilet
Masterbates a bit too often Doesn't like night clubs
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Against Animal Cruelty Shop
As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis |
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08-26-2009, 01:21 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Rotten Crotch Valley
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Masturbates in night club toilets.
Likes to rhyme things with orange. Enjoys the art of eating ice cream with chopsticks.
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08-26-2009, 01:37 PM
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Vegan
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Age: 27
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Likes to rhyme things with orange (Blorange for example: A Welsh town)
Rarely wears socks I don't like products in my hair
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Against Animal Cruelty Shop
As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis |
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08-26-2009, 01:43 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I love being active I'm very handy |
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08-26-2009, 01:45 PM
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Lill Luna Lunatic
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Some place in England
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I've very handy
Hate ironing Love to write
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08-26-2009, 01:46 PM
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Banned!
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Hate shopping for clothes Am being lazy at the moment |
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08-26-2009, 01:47 PM
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The Guardian Angel
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: among the clouds ... flying high ... watching the world pass me by
Posts: 10,273
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hate ironing
would like to move away as soon as i can adore live music |
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08-26-2009, 01:47 PM
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Vegan
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Scotland
Age: 27
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adore live music
I look younger than I am I don't tend to follow fashions
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Against Animal Cruelty Shop
As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis |
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08-26-2009, 01:48 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 780
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Hate ironing
Love classic films Experienced in making cheese on toast
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08-26-2009, 01:51 PM
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I Invented Sex
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In the deepest darkest secret place I can find....
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Loves Cars Loves White Roses
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08-26-2009, 01:52 PM
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Lill Luna Lunatic
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Some place in England
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Loves white roses
Hates beans Likes driving
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08-26-2009, 01:55 PM
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I Invented Sex
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In the deepest darkest secret place I can find....
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Hates Beans Hates Snow Hates Nite Clubs
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08-26-2009, 01:58 PM
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Lill Luna Lunatic
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Some place in England
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Hates Night Clubs
Loves sex Loves snuggling
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08-26-2009, 02:00 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 780
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Loves sex
Doubts "snuggling" is a word Collects semi-precious stones
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08-26-2009, 02:03 PM
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Lill Luna Lunatic
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Some place in England
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Collects semi-precious stones
Loves making up words Hates pink
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08-26-2009, 03:11 PM
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Porn Star
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Wants bagpipes some day (that'll show my neighbors :D) Loves sharks |
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08-26-2009, 03:23 PM
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Her Crankiness
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Scotland
Posts: 3,680
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Nothing in common
Knows snuggling is a word Getting bored of this game Needs CT to liven it up
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08-26-2009, 03:39 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Rotten Crotch Valley
Posts: 1,466
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Snuggles with board games.
Knows the recipe for ice cubes. Lives on an ant farm.
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08-26-2009, 03:55 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Age: 27
Posts: 1,570
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has a working freezer
my freezer is full of food i love food
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I wanna fuck you like an animal.... I wanna feel you from the inside... Feel free to ask me anything, my latest pic thread http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=93419 current as of 11/9/09 Verified Xnxx Male http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php...53#post1946753 |
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08-26-2009, 04:04 PM
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Vegan
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Scotland
Age: 27
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I can't ride a bike
I never go anywhere without my mp3 player I recycle whenever possible
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Against Animal Cruelty Shop
As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis |
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