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09-18-2009, 04:05 PM
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Official Welcome Wagon
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Age: 78
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I'd say "Excuse me!"
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09-18-2009, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: in a happy cheeky place
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i'd say 'hey rico' and offer him a cuppa tea while we sit down 2watch something on tv
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09-18-2009, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Floating in the ether
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I would have a grin on my face you couldn't knock off with a crowbar
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09-19-2009, 11:18 AM
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
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Introduce myself and get to know him better
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09-19-2009, 01:05 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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Offer her anything she wanted
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09-19-2009, 04:27 PM
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Happy be lucky
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: uk
Age: 34
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Ask him if he'd let me stay the night as i have nowhere else to go
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09-19-2009, 08:53 PM
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Location: Montana
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I'd cuff him to his bed and put duct tape over his mouth hehehe
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09-20-2009, 01:43 AM
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
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Excuse myself and leave.
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09-20-2009, 01:50 AM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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Ask if she's like to just sit and get to know each other better
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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09-20-2009, 04:37 AM
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#160 |
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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Get ready for a big ol' bear hug
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09-20-2009, 04:38 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: somewhere i belong.
Age: 22
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its about to get a little hot in the room
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind  +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 04:40 AM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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Bring a fan to keep the temp down - might burn it out...........
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09-20-2009, 04:41 AM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
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give her a huge bear hug
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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09-20-2009, 04:41 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: somewhere i belong.
Age: 22
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shit wrong room.lol
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 04:41 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: With my man
Posts: 5,104
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saw your sign out the front,thought i'd just pop in and say hello
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09-20-2009, 04:44 AM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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It's getting crowded again - would have to introduce myself to Slut, haven't spoken yet.......
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09-20-2009, 04:44 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: somewhere i belong.
Age: 22
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tell me thats no all you came for.
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 04:46 AM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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Flop down onto the bed - I'm knackered with all this room hopping
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09-20-2009, 04:47 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: somewhere i belong.
Age: 22
Posts: 6,256
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well since your still naked
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 04:48 AM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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Just my bare skin............ joining me, Blu?
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09-20-2009, 04:52 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: somewhere i belong.
Age: 22
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you think you got enough energy left for a round with me?
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 04:56 AM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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I might be a little passive......
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09-20-2009, 05:00 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: somewhere i belong.
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maybe you should take a power nap just to be sure you dont like pass out.lol
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 05:01 AM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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Depends how much 'fight' you like in a girl/woman LOL. I'm wiiiide awake, is 6 am here
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09-20-2009, 05:03 AM
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Porn Star
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Location: somewhere i belong.
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fight??? im not like tryin to rape anyone here.lol
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 05:12 AM
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09-20-2009, 05:13 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Kicking it on the Hill
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wonder why I was summoned to the room this time, but expecting something good...
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09-20-2009, 05:14 AM
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09-20-2009, 05:21 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: somewhere i belong.
Age: 22
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now that you two have met.shall we ?
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 05:22 AM
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Banned!
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Have a great sleep,hope to play the games with you another time..
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09-20-2009, 05:25 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Kicking it on the Hill
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hopefully not alone, honey
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09-20-2009, 08:55 AM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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Thanks Hau - not alone but have to give him a prod to stop the snoring every now and again
- and I have a great cure for it too
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09-20-2009, 09:00 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: somewhere i belong.
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shes awake!
so lets get to bed
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 09:05 AM
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Virtual Mistress
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LOL - damn housework!!!!
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09-20-2009, 09:09 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Age: 22
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but its your favorite chore
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 12:11 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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housework is a four letter word - and not an in an xnxx way
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09-20-2009, 12:14 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
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i dont see how you would have to do housework,i do just fine cept for the occasional shirt in the living room.so just fuckin
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 12:17 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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Ah - student? living at home? Hi son - LMAO - now go clear your room!
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09-20-2009, 12:26 PM
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Porn Star
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nope.farmer living alone.and my room is clean.lol
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 12:29 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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Oh -living alone is different - this house has been lived in by various family members continuously for 54 years........... subject closed LOL I'd rather be having FUN
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09-20-2009, 12:31 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: somewhere i belong.
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okay pick a new subject then.
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 12:33 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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Hmm, as above........... I've got some weeding needs done - want to take your shirt off and get sweaty? I'm sure I can find some way to repay you...... or maybe you'd like to show me your agricultural equipment?
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09-20-2009, 12:36 PM
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-20-2009, 01:07 PM
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Banned!
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Location: indy trackside, also spencer indiana
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bring a 12 pack and sit to maybe get to talk a little
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09-20-2009, 01:33 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
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Go back out, close the flap, and put crossed sticks over it
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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09-20-2009, 01:36 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Moves sticks, lifts flaps up - oops sorry wrong tipi............
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09-20-2009, 01:42 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
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Pssst...over here....
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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09-20-2009, 01:47 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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Ah, FT - there you are - bearhug?
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09-20-2009, 02:06 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
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Anytime, babe - and maybe a good long cuddle?
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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09-20-2009, 02:09 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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Mm I love cuddles, specially with someone as furry as you LOL
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