1. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town

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    Ump gets even scarier! And some unlucky soul awaits placement in "Ump's #7", a position now synonymous with instant death!
     
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    1. freethinker
      Hmmmmmm...Trump? :rolleyes:
       
      freethinker, Mar 20, 2017 at 6:05 PM
    2. Alison Wonderland
      As someone who aspires to be a writer on SNL, I vehemently disagree with this pick! Regardless of your political affiliation, you can't disagree that Trump is good for comedy!
       
      Alison Wonderland, Mar 20, 2017 at 6:10 PM
    3. freethinker
      Yeah, right up until he pushes 'the button'.
       
      freethinker, Mar 20, 2017 at 6:11 PM
    4. Alison Wonderland
      Oh, he would likely hit the wrong button, so it is okay! I'm sure by now, insiders have installed "fake buttons", so when the time comes, he will only THINK he is starting WWIII!
       
      Alison Wonderland, Mar 20, 2017 at 6:24 PM
    5. TheQuietGuyWithAHugeDick
      Like the movie Monsters vs. Aliens?
       
      TheQuietGuyWithAHugeDick, Mar 20, 2017 at 6:53 PM
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  2. Koontz

    Koontz Porn Star

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    1. Wilfred Brimley
    2. Alex Trebek
    3.Jane Fonda
    4.Mel Gibson
    5.Gene Simmons
    6.Hugh Grant
    7.Jessica Simpson
    8.Michael Ironsides
    9.Joe Perry
    10.Jared the subway guy
     
  3. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town

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    umpire2:
    1. Carol Channing
    2. Bobby Doerr
    3. Angela Lansbury
    4. Marsha Hunt
    5. Wink Martindale
    6. Doris Day
    7. Chuck Berry 40 POINTS
    7. David Rockefeller 29 POINTS
    7. ______________________
    8. Dick Van Dyke
    9. Mel Brooks
    10. Burt Ward
    SCORE: 69

    Alison Wonderland:
    1. Glen Campbell
    2. Herman Wouk
    3. Billy Graham
    4. Kirk Douglas
    5. Olivia de Havilland
    6. President George H.W. Bush
    7. Pope Benedict XVI
    8. Jake LaMotta
    9. Fats Domino
    10.Macaulay Culkin

    Grey One:
    1. Helmut Kohl
    2. Queen Elizabeth
    3. Pope Benedict XVI
    4. Jimmy Carter
    5. Ozzy Osbourne
    6. Courtney Love
    7. Pete Doherty
    8. Lindsay Lohan
    9. Donald Trump
    10. Paul McCartney

    freethinker:
    1. Donald J. Trump
    2. Jimmy Carter
    3. George H.W. Bush
    4. Barbara Bush
    5. Queen Elizabeth II
    6. Kim Jong Un
    7. Rodrigo Duterte
    8. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    9. Diane Feinstein
    10. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi*

    The Quiet Guy With A Huge Dick:
    1. Keith Richards
    2. Queen Elizabeth II
    3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    4. Betty White
    5. Stan Lee
    6. Carol Burnett
    7. John Goodman
    8. Bob Barker
    9. Bam Margera
    10.Artie Lange

    Alexandra Glam Belle:

    1. Norman Lloyd
    2. June Foray
    3. Kirk Douglas
    4. Monty Hall
    5. Bob Barker
    6. Danielle Darrieux
    7. Hugh Downs
    8. Nanette Fabray
    9. Doris Day
    10. Eva Marie Saint

    Rude Ruth:
    1. Prince Philip
    2. HRH queen Elizabeth II
    3. Bruce Forsythe
    4.Keith Richards
    5. Donald Trump
    6. June Brown
    7. Ozzy Osbourne
    8. Maggie Smith
    9. Lewis Hamilton
    10. Britney Spears

    phoenix04155:
    1. Bob barker
    2 oj Simpson
    3. Bill Cosby
    4. Drew Carey
    5 bush Sr
    6 Keith Richards
    7 Ozzy ozbourne
    8 jerry "the king" Lawler
    9 Brittney spears
    10 Donald j trump

    Lickalota puss:
    1 HRH Prince Philip
    2 Bruce Forsyth
    3 Larry the cable guy
    4 Robert de Niro
    5 Keith Richards
    6 Seasick Steve
    7 Donald Trump
    8 Tony Bennet
    9 Dick Van Dyke
    10 Joan Collins

    GwenLes:
    1. Hugh Hefner
    2. Pope Benedict XVI
    3. Honor Blackman
    4. Queen Elizabeth II
    5. Desmond Tutu
    6. Vera Lynn
    7. Kirk douglas
    8. Pierre Cardin
    9. Woody Allen
    10.Macaulay Culkin

    Koontz:
    1. Wilford Brimley
    2. Alex Trebek
    3. Jane Fonda
    4. Mel Gibson
    5. Gene Simmons
    6. Hugh Grant
    7. Jessica Simpson
    8. Michael Ironside
    9. Joe Perry
    10. Jared Fogle
     
  4. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town

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    I'm not sure which is worse - my death list or my NCAA Tournament bracket! I have it all backwards. Everybody is dying in my bracket, but nobody on my death list!

    I still have my national champion, at least. If that happens, fuck everything else - I won't care!!

    Rock Chalk Jayhawk, Go KU!
     
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    1. Koontz
      Imagine if it came down to Wisconsin and Kansas
       
      Koontz, Mar 21, 2017 at 1:40 AM
    2. Alison Wonderland
      Still can't get over Wisconsin beating Villanova! That and Michigan over Louisville were huge for the Big 10. At least KU handled Michigan State!
       
      Alison Wonderland, Mar 21, 2017 at 1:46 AM
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    3. Koontz
      KU had no problem with Michigan State. I still cant believe WI won either. I thought for sure Villanova would make quick work of them. It will be interesting
       
      Koontz, Mar 21, 2017 at 1:54 AM
  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    umpire2:
    1. Carol Channing
    2. Bobby Doerr
    3. Angela Lansbury
    4. Marsha Hunt
    5. Wink Martindale
    6. Doris Day
    7. Chuck BerryX40 POINTS
    7. David RockefellerX29 POINTS
    7. Y.A. Tittle
    8. Dick Van Dyke
    9. Mel Brooks
    10. Burt Ward
    SCORE: 69
     
  6. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Tittle better look out! Today may be his last day!
     
  7. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town

    Joined:
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    Messages:
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    umpire2:
    1. Carol Channing
    2. Bobby Doerr
    3. Angela Lansbury
    4. Marsha Hunt
    5. Wink Martindale
    6. Doris Day
    7. Chuck Berry 40 POINTS
    7. David Rockefeller 29 POINTS
    7. Y.A. Tittle
    8. Dick Van Dyke
    9. Mel Brooks
    10. Burt Ward
    SCORE: 69

    Alison Wonderland:
    1. Glen Campbell
    2. Herman Wouk
    3. Billy Graham
    4. Kirk Douglas
    5. Olivia de Havilland
    6. President George H.W. Bush
    7. Pope Benedict XVI
    8. Jake LaMotta
    9. Fats Domino
    10.Macaulay Culkin

    Grey One:
    1. Helmut Kohl
    2. Queen Elizabeth
    3. Pope Benedict XVI
    4. Jimmy Carter
    5. Ozzy Osbourne
    6. Courtney Love
    7. Pete Doherty
    8. Lindsay Lohan
    9. Donald Trump
    10. Paul McCartney

    freethinker:
    1. Donald J. Trump
    2. Jimmy Carter
    3. George H.W. Bush
    4. Barbara Bush
    5. Queen Elizabeth II
    6. Kim Jong Un
    7. Rodrigo Duterte
    8. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    9. Diane Feinstein
    10. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi*

    The Quiet Guy With A Huge Dick:
    1. Keith Richards
    2. Queen Elizabeth II
    3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    4. Betty White
    5. Stan Lee
    6. Carol Burnett
    7. John Goodman
    8. Bob Barker
    9. Bam Margera
    10.Artie Lange

    Alexandra Glam Belle:

    1. Norman Lloyd
    2. June Foray
    3. Kirk Douglas
    4. Monty Hall
    5. Bob Barker
    6. Danielle Darrieux
    7. Hugh Downs
    8. Nanette Fabray
    9. Doris Day
    10. Eva Marie Saint

    Rude Ruth:
    1. Prince Philip
    2. HRH queen Elizabeth II
    3. Bruce Forsythe
    4.Keith Richards
    5. Donald Trump
    6. June Brown
    7. Ozzy Osbourne
    8. Maggie Smith
    9. Lewis Hamilton
    10. Britney Spears

    phoenix04155:
    1. Bob barker
    2 oj Simpson
    3. Bill Cosby
    4. Drew Carey
    5 bush Sr
    6 Keith Richards
    7 Ozzy ozbourne
    8 jerry "the king" Lawler
    9 Brittney spears
    10 Donald j trump

    Lickalota puss:
    1 HRH Prince Philip
    2 Bruce Forsyth
    3 Larry the cable guy
    4 Robert de Niro
    5 Keith Richards
    6 Seasick Steve
    7 Donald Trump
    8 Tony Bennet
    9 Dick Van Dyke
    10 Joan Collins

    GwenLes:
    1. Hugh Hefner
    2. Pope Benedict XVI
    3. Honor Blackman
    4. Queen Elizabeth II
    5. Desmond Tutu
    6. Vera Lynn
    7. Kirk douglas
    8. Pierre Cardin
    9. Woody Allen
    10.Macaulay Culkin

    Koontz:
    1. Wilford Brimley
    2. Alex Trebek
    3. Jane Fonda
    4. Mel Gibson
    5. Gene Simmons
    6. Hugh Grant
    7. Jessica Simpson
    8. Michael Ironside
    9. Joe Perry
    10. Jared Fogle
     
  8. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Apparently, no one saw Chuck Barris going
     
  9. Rude Ruth

    Rude Ruth Amateur

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    umps losing his touch , Tittle still alive , he is still alive ? heheeh
     
    1. Alison Wonderland
      Oh, I'm sure his family is gathering to make sure the will is in order after they found out he now occupies "Ump's # 7"...
       
      Alison Wonderland, Mar 24, 2017 at 9:24 PM