1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. AnnaSiciliana

    AnnaSiciliana Made your girlfriend gay

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    Every story gets better with pictures!
     
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  2. AnnaSiciliana

    AnnaSiciliana Made your girlfriend gay

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    Yeah, write that story they were begging you to write. They'll thank you.
     
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    1. Wee Hector
      Unless it doesn't turn out like they wanted, in which case they will ask someone else to write it rather than just write it themselves.
       
      Wee Hector, Aug 7, 2016
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  3. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    Of course every woman has a price at which she will sell herself.
    If that price happens to be the same amount you happen to have on you at the time it will make the story so much more interesting
     
  4. AnnaSiciliana

    AnnaSiciliana Made your girlfriend gay

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    Backups? Now don't be ridiculous. Your computer is made for ETERNITY!
     
    1. Cheltenham
      Throw in a "use your computer as your personal notepad and continue your story in several week intervals" and I think you've got something there.
       
      Cheltenham, Aug 13, 2016
  5. AnnaSiciliana

    AnnaSiciliana Made your girlfriend gay

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    If you spend half your story describing your character, it'll be so much more vivid!
     
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  6. AnnaSiciliana

    AnnaSiciliana Made your girlfriend gay

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    Love? Oh c'mon! This is a sex story!
     
  7. AnnaSiciliana

    AnnaSiciliana Made your girlfriend gay

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    Basically, all you need to do is describe that one porn clip you like.
     
  8. Cheltenham

    Cheltenham Ascetic Kitten

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    CAPS LOCK IS THE BEST WAY TO SHOW HOW EXCITED YOU ARE ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN YOUR STORY. IT EXPRESSES SO MUCH EMOTION.

    While you are travelling down that route, make sure to throw in several quotes of repetitive consonants, mash the keyboard with your fists and whatever else you think will get the point across. It is a thousand times better than actual dialogue, even corny porn movie dialogue. Scratch that. Learn how to actually paint a picture using your words.
     
  9. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    At your 10th class reunion, you'll hook up with that hot girl who always ignored you back in high school. She'll admit what a fool she was back then before you send her home to her loser husband.
     
    1. xmo.bil
      I would probably be the husband.
       
      xmo.bil, May 22, 2022
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