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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Many of you will have noticed the recent NERF%-)STORM around the forum and have probably wondered "wtf?"

    Am I right?

    Well please rest easy. I am here to quell your fears. Although NERF%-) is all powerful, we are a peaceful group residing within the upper echelon of society. Untouched by mortals we dine with the gods of insanity - feasting upon the hearts of heartless and the bravery of cowards.

    We worship nobody but ourselves, yet have gods battle to build us churches that we may pay homage to them.

    We have no tenets yet mortals flock to bow before us, showering us with gifts even when its NOT our birthday!

    WE ARE NERF%-)

    The rapacious Viking NERF%-)LORD and his ambrosial Welsh NERF%-)QUEEN
     
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  2. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    ...

    I see.

    I've got this nice jacket for you - it's a gift - you put your arms in, you see, and then wrap them round you, and it buttons up the back...
     
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  3. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    A gift My Liege. Thank you mortal you may leave now exits that way --->

    NERF%-)
     
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  4. Panty Pervert

    Panty Pervert NERFLORD

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    Go unhome!
    NERF%-)!
    Still got that dollar, fuckhead!
     
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  5. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Three dollars, man...
     
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  6. Panty Pervert

    Panty Pervert NERFLORD

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    For 3 dollars, you have to swallow.
     
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  7. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Money NERF%-)LORD

    The mortal must think we require these gifts.

    Goodbye mortal, you may leave us now NERF%-)
     
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  8. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    I think you missed the point of my comment.
     
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  9. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    I swallow for $4.50. Exchange rate, mate.
     
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  10. zaqwerty

    zaqwerty Amateur

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    win

    win! 8)
     
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  11. Panty Pervert

    Panty Pervert NERFLORD

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    Exchange? Who the fuck you gonna exchange into? HORNYGIRLWANTSRP?

    NERF%-)!
     
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  12. Panty Pervert

    Panty Pervert NERFLORD

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    Thanks for your opinion...now you can take your feeble mindedness and leave.
     
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  13. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    No, I'll exchange your weak dollar into good strong sterling.
     
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  14. DontTurnAway

    DontTurnAway Bondage Animal

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    Oooo. Can I join the Nerf %-) group?
     
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  15. Panty Pervert

    Panty Pervert NERFLORD

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    TRYING to mock ME by comparing the dollar to sterling.
    That's weak.
    NERF%-)!
     
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  16. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Mocking you?

    Good God, no. I'm making a legitimate - and true - economical statement.
     
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  17. endrone

    endrone Porn Star

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    I'd like to know as well.

    This hot tea I'm drinking is REALLY HOT. I cant even sip.
     
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  18. Panty Pervert

    Panty Pervert NERFLORD

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    pssst...it is NERF%-)!
    You can join only when you know the NERF%-)!
    And you can only know the NERF%-)! when the NERF%-)! knows you.
    :-H
     
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  19. DontTurnAway

    DontTurnAway Bondage Animal

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    Smcaaphd Owes me for turning me into Emo Duck.
     
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  20. DontTurnAway

    DontTurnAway Bondage Animal

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    Well, you must KNOW me since you STALK me :rolleyes:
     
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