Out of the darkness, I could see a faint image of a woman and as she walked closer I began to realize that it was her. Now standing right in front of me she had those pretty blue eyes again, she had a smile on her face, looked at me and said, you owe me. Then instructed the others to untie me.

 

i told her of my forgiveness, and the mistake i have done, she shruged her shoulders

 

And smacked me in the cheeck, nearly knocking me over

 

I looked up at her, she looked back at me with a look of disgust on her face. You bastard she screamed! You worthless bastard!! Kiss my feet she shouted.

 

"And after you have kissed my feet, get your lazy fat ass out of your recliner and go mow the yard, before I kick you in the balls again" she replied with a smirk.

 

Wow had I imagined all that had happened to me damn I must have had too many beers I thought what a dream , all those big boobed women that had teased me earlier, and being tied to that fucking stake I had to slow down on the beer it had my mind fucked up I walked to the garage and started the fucking lawnmower still numb with the thoughts of that dream fuck I was losing it bigtime

 

dammit why do I always end up doing all the work around here? I thought to myself. I'd be much happier watching football and sitting in my recliner than doing this shit. Oh well a guy can dream can't he?

 

she returned and said "and while you're at you good-for-nothing bastard pick your damn socks up off the floor"

 

I went back into the living room, picked up my socks and shoved the stinkiest one right in her mouth. "happy?" I asked sarcastically.

 

i flinched as she punched me in my fucking smart ass mouth

 

"nice sense of humor, bitch!" I muttered as I walked away to go mow the lawn again. I figured hitting her back wouldn't solve anything and would be cowardly so I took it like a man.

 

after i slaved over the yard i went back inside and sat my ass back in the recliner hoping i could catch the end of the game

 

the game was over and my team had lost so I decided to fall asleep for awhile and....

 

i open my eyes and im in a room with nothing but a beautiful woman sucking my cock

 

Her mouth was . . .

 

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THE END

 

THANKYOU!

 

gotta agree with AB on this one. Why stop it when it's getting good?

 

it's been rather amusing so far so why stop it

 

A story never has to end, continue if you like!