Scams on senior men
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one Caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking,
college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Oct. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Nov. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I
found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, warn all the retired men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon).

 

Sounds like this guy hadn't been laid in a long time... Or maybe he has stock in a company that makes wallets...

 

You mean Mayling?

 

Well thats a hell of mixed luck haha, stay vigilant everyone

 

Damn
we don't have Costco , Lowe's or Walmart.
Can get plenty of $1 wallets though , if such an oppertunuity to be scammed arises

 

Like I have always said, a mans intelligence is directly related to the size of a woman's breasts ... the bigger they are the dumber we get lol.

I remember once when I went to watch strippers and have a few drinks and as one spread her thighs for a hole shot guys started throwing loonies her way literally for a money shot since they made that "buffer zone" between patrons and performers and suddenly he bursts out nice wallet babe. Since you can't stuff 20's in their g-string any longer that adds up to a lot of loonies and I don't know about others but I don't think I want to experience being bombarded with 50-100 dollar coins in the genitals ...

5 to 8 shows a day makes for a decent days earnings just in tips. Poor bastard that is waiting for them at home when she says "not tonight, my pussy is aching" lol.

Luckily I have my sweety that can beat scammers off if they try that with me by the time my brains are completely scrambled ... don't know if this is real or humor but I fucking hate people that prey on the elderly.

 

That is funny!

 

What about the old saw Fool me once... This guy got fooled more than a dozen times. reminds me of the joke about the guy that goes hunting, shoots at a bear and just manages to gaze the bear which proceeded to butt fuck the hunter. The hunter does the same thing twice more over the next week and gets butt fucked each time. The bear finally says to the guy, "you aren't really hunting, are you."

 

True story. Iget a call from some guy claiming to be my grandson, is in another state, in trouble and needs money fast.

I asked what his name was.
After hesitating he offered a guess. lol

*click*

 

I wasted a lot of time at Home Depot trying to catch those girls....

 

Who eats at McDonald's.??