1. Aussie.ss

    Aussie.ss Sex Lover

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    I had to call the police on my neighbours yesterday they were playing lionel Richie and I knew they were going to play all night long
     
  2. Mr Smith 36

    Mr Smith 36 Porn Star

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    United Airlines hired Barack Obama last week to run the company...
     
  3. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Leaches suck
     
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  4. CFH3ll

    CFH3ll OMERTA'

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    Asking me about Easter would be like asking the DEVIL if he believes in me...

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  5. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    Dreamed about gravity shifting
     
  6. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    Why do my neighbours cats think they live at my house? And why does MY cat think he lives with the neighbours?
     
  7. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You!

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    What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
     
    1. mirage_3c
      Buy it a salad?
       
      mirage_3c, Apr 17, 2017
  8. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Why do I have to get out of my recliner and go to the gym...?
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  9. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You!

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    A good friend sent these tonight... Loved them!

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      Almost pissed myself laughing at that first one.
       
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  10. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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  11. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    See ,
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