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  1. NicoleDeLint

    NicoleDeLint Porn Star

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    And that's where we got the words
     
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  2. TwoCards

    TwoCards Porn Star Banned!

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  3. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    It was JOHN Crapper. You're either gonna take a crap or go to the John.
     
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      My dad once told me that he used his middle name because he hated that people said "I'm going to the John!"
       
      anon_de_plume, May 16, 2017
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  4. Heywood123

    Heywood123 Porn Star

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    The dudes name was sir john Harrington
     
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  5. Trev1

    Trev1 Porn Star

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    Not unless he was an at least 2000 year-old Roman. And counting.
     
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  6. NicoleDeLint

    NicoleDeLint Porn Star

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    I am sure that Mr. crapper was not the first to create a toilet but he may of been the first to have his name assigned to it
     
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  7. msman

    msman Porn Star Banned!

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    I think it is named after a man named Clapper for all of the shit he talks.
     
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  8. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    Thomas Crapper popularised the "cistern flushing toilet" in the late 1890's.

    The toilet has a fascinating history.
     
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  9. seafoam1

    seafoam1 Porn Star

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    The John wasn't worth crap until the invention of toilet paper
     
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      The Romans used a communal sponge on a stick for the wiping bit. Which, it is postulated, was the cause of rampant worm infections.
       
      Trev1, May 17, 2017
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      No shit? I mean, a fucking communal sponge. Civilization? My wormy ass!
       
      TwoCards, May 17, 2017
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  10. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    He developed the flush toilet. Before that you used an out house or shit and pissed in a bowl and threw it out the window into the street.
     
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    1. anon_de_plume
      Wonder why we shed such an efficient system?
       
      anon_de_plume, May 16, 2017
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      The Romans used communal toilets with a number of seats, under which water was piped out to sewers.
       
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  11. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I know a girl that doesn't have a bowl to piss in, or a window to throw it out.

    Kinda sad.
     
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      I hope your not talking about me . I think.
       
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    2. conroe4
      It's not always about you. It's just not. And we don't care what you think.
      But we do like your tits.

      And it's you're, not your. I know.
       
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      May-may, we're not talking about you....just thinking about you...
       
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  12. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    I really don't care exactly who named it or invented it I'm just happy they did. I think.
     
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      The wonders of modern civilization!
       
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    2. Mayling
      I'm a wonder of modern civilization or the toilet ? I think.
       
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      I would take you over a toilet, mayling.
      or over the bed. either place works for me.:p
       
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    4. Mayling
      Or on a boat or on a float , in a plane or on a train, would take me here or there would you take me anywhere ? (Green Eggs & Ham). I think.
       
      Mayling, May 16, 2017
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  13. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    Who created the Urinal?
     
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      Are you asking if I created the urinal ? I think.
       
      Mayling, May 16, 2017
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    2. Mayling
      Is this a secret thread saying my mind is in the toilet? I think.
       
      Mayling, May 16, 2017
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    3. Mayling
      Is this a conspiracy about and a coo to overthrow me ? I think.
       
      Mayling, May 16, 2017
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    4. Mayling
      I just woke up I'm playing with you guys. I think.
       
      Mayling, May 16, 2017
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  14. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I. P. Freely
     
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  15. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    HEY, you're not supposed to use your real name on here LOL. ms clapper man, has a ring to it ...
     
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  16. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Ballcock
     
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  17. MyBad

    MyBad Sex Lover

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    Home Depot has a promotion on the newest NicoleDeLint model that holds an extra amount of crap before the need to flush.
     
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  18. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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  19. TwoCards

    TwoCards Porn Star Banned!

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    Probably a woman married to a guy with a bad aim.
     
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