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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. anal_girl

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    Rules are simple, you must put the band or one of the band members in the post. And then add the words what if....

    He's one. What if Led Zeppelin wasn't buying a stairway to heaven? Or what if the GoGos didn't have the beat? Or Variation, such as, What if the NWA was straight out of Omaha?
     
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  2. anal_girl

    anal_girl Sex Machine

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    Shit I put this in the wrong forum category. Sorry.
     
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      self report yourself and you should avoid a warning
       
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  3. anon_de_plume

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    What if Emerson, Lake, or Palmer didn't invite you to see the show?
     
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      Sad to hear that Keith Emerson had passed away... This year has not been good for musicians!
       
      anon_de_plume, Mar 12, 2016
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  4. umpire2

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    What if Neil wasn't Young?
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    What if James wasn't Brown?
     
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      And what if Clint wasn't Black? Oh, he wasn't? Shit. I suck at this game...
       
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  6. umpire2

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    What if the Rolling Stones actually GOT satisfaction?
     
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  7. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    What if Van Morrison's Brown-Eyed Girl was wearing colored contacts?
     
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  8. umpire2

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    What if Elvis went to Heartbreak Hotel and there was no vacancy?
     
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  9. mlc101n

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    What if Guns &Roses sweet child O' mine was actually yours?
     
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  10. mlc101n

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    Grand funk's I'm your Captain was only a Petty Officer 3rd Class?
     
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  11. anon_de_plume

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    What if Gentle Giant was neither! (Might be very esoteric!) (An opposing name might be "furious midget" or "dangerous dwarf"!)
     
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    What if Katy Perry growls instead of Roar?
     
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    What if the stairway to heaven was a ladder
     
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    What if Blondie sang about A heart of stone? Would they be referring to the actress Sharon Stone?
     
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  15. LoneEagle32

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    What if Paul McCartney wasn't in the Beatles?
     
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  16. mufdiver68

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    What if the Pussycat Dolls weren't "freaks"
     
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    What if Marie Fredrikson from Roxette wasn't sorry?
     
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    What if Korn actually come undone?
     
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  19. bigred500

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    What if John Lennon wasn't a Jealous Guy?
     
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      What if Bruce Springsteen was just the labourer.
       
      Cum Together, Dec 12, 2018
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