hey i was just wondering if anyone knew of items you can find around a typical home you can use to masturbate with. lol the closest i have come to success was fucking a powerade bottle. suggesstions much appreciated...

 

Huh. How did that work out for you?


Your hands don't know what to do?

 

lol What you need is a woman

 

yea thats what i was gonna say. people tend to forget how easy it really is to hook up with a girl at a party or get a girls # instead of just spending the night with the right hand

 

I'm still wondering about the poweraid bottle...lol.

 

The scary thing is that I have actuailly heard of guys using that :shock:

 

those things are pretty small too i know cus my friend drinks that everyday..personally i prefer gatorade. but if youre going to that much trouble anyway you mine as well just find a woman

 

scary? your one to talk with your winged woman avatar... that ass is nice though.

 

actually when u look at the opening to the bottle its not too small, im not saying im well hung but im solidly average IMO. and yes im lazy and just wanted to try new things, sorry if some of you arent willing to accept that, which is weird cause there are some taboo threads on this board...

 

You think it's scarry :?
It's an angel and a demon.. I like it because it represents the good giving in to the evil.. I guess I'm just a deep thinker.

 

hey pal what you do is none of my business but im just saying its a lot better to just find a girl and its a lot easier to do than thinking of different things to fuck. i know because i used to do that

 

Okay, since no one else is going to give you any advice . . . I'll try to think of something and get back to you.

 

And I'm sorry that you didn't get a very warm reception to the forum.

 

thank you and i said what i wanted to say and im over it, lol sometimes you feel like ranting i guess. no big deal.

 

yea i wasnt tryin to be a dick just tryin to help my fault if it came out that way. welcome

 

Maybe, you younger people have it over me
on this one, back when I was your age it was
a porn mag, and a hand job.
All we had was glass bottles, and the opening
was either to small,or to big.
Sorry for busting on you, I just never concieved
the idea of using a bottle of any type.
Doc.

 

shove a broomstick up ur ass
it works :twisted:

 

You should be banned from this site...all you do is make disgusting remarks and insults to people.

 

seconded.. you have disgraced angelina jolie!

 

1. It's amazing that he's only posted 27 times. I think they were all annoying.


2. Whatever you're masturbating with, ad lube. It helps.

I'm not big into males masturbating into things. When I was a kid, I found one of those inflatable four-square balls in the basement near my dad's office. He had cut a hole in it and filled it with cum and piss.