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  1. BrandiDelirious

    BrandiDelirious Porn Surfer

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    So many questions.

    Did you know I can touch my nose with my tongue?
     
    1. Hewhocannotbenamed
      This would be an appropriate question from you..." When will I say something that isn't completely irrelevant and uber retarded?" Oh...and, " how come after they cum they fucking hate me?"
       
      Hewhocannotbenamed, Mar 26, 2017
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    2. BrandiDelirious
      What does uber have to do with this I have my own car.
       
      BrandiDelirious, Mar 26, 2017
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  2. BrandiDelirious

    BrandiDelirious Porn Surfer

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    I want a divorce. Can I divorce myself?
     
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    1. Hewhocannotbenamed
      No, but you can punch yourself in the mouth and sew shut that menace to society pussy you lug around.
       
      Hewhocannotbenamed, Mar 26, 2017
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      Ladiescumfirst likes this.
    2. HisBabyGirl
      Certainly - since you're not married to anyone.
       
      HisBabyGirl, Mar 26, 2017
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    3. BrandiDelirious
      Shoud I punch my ass to cuz thats where I talk out of?
       
      BrandiDelirious, Mar 26, 2017
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      HisBabyGirl and Ladiescumfirst like this.
    4. HisBabyGirl
      If you want, but that might be a little uncomfortable at first.
       
      HisBabyGirl, Mar 26, 2017
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      dman66 likes this.
    5. dman66
      Do we care it it's comfortable?
       
      dman66, Mar 27, 2017
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  3. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Is it wrong to like this sock LOL ???

    The enemy of my enemy is my friend ...

    Go get her killer.
     
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  4. Hush

    Hush Happy Hhedonist

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    Hello...

    Hush....an alias
     
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    1. Hewhocannotbenamed
      Thank you for explaining your alias to us. And thank you for letting your labia flop into the toilet bowl and staining the porcelain.
       
      Hewhocannotbenamed, Mar 26, 2017
      #link
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  5. Aussie.ss

    Aussie.ss Sex Lover

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    Well I'm only lonely when I'm with other people
     
    1. Hewhocannotbenamed
      Was that a riddle?
       
      Hewhocannotbenamed, Mar 26, 2017
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      Viewer1060 likes this.
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  6. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Well thanks for letting me get under your skin. Glad I rent so much space in your empty head.
     
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  7. Hewhocannotbenamed

    Hewhocannotbenamed Porn Surfer

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    Did you know I can touch your mom where her bathing suit covers?
     
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  8. Hewhocannotbenamed

    Hewhocannotbenamed Porn Surfer

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    You sure are full of yourself. The truth is you can get under the table and wait for scraps, or go lay down by your dish, mutt
     
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  9. Hewhocannotbenamed

    Hewhocannotbenamed Porn Surfer

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    You must pay rent with cash. Rundown vagina, tattered labia and very poor oral skills are not acceptable forms of payment. And there will be an odor removal fee for the stank you leave behind.
    Thank you
    The management
     
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    1. BrandiDelirious
      I dont like me either.
       
      BrandiDelirious, Mar 26, 2017
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      Viewer1060 likes this.
    2. Hewhocannotbenamed
      Nobody likes you because you bring nothing to life's table but a convenient hole to fuck on. Follow the bouncing ball, sammy
       
      Hewhocannotbenamed, Mar 26, 2017
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  10. BrandiDelirious

    BrandiDelirious Porn Surfer

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    Back off sister this is my 15 minutes. You are a crud immitation of yourself anyway and are a victim of free range parenting.
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2017
    1. Hewhocannotbenamed
      Is that your vag I smell wafting out of the bottom of your rustler jeans? Indeed
       
      Hewhocannotbenamed, Mar 26, 2017
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    2. Hewhocannotbenamed
      Your 15 minutes is up
       
      Hewhocannotbenamed, Mar 26, 2017
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  11. Hewhocannotbenamed

    Hewhocannotbenamed Porn Surfer

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    You spelled crude wrong....just saying, dunski
     
    1. wantsomefun
      Are you sure about that? "Crud" works too.
       
      wantsomefun, Mar 26, 2017
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  12. Hewhocannotbenamed

    Hewhocannotbenamed Porn Surfer

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    We know bb....we know
     
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  13. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    The funny thing is that you are trying to be someone that you are not...

    Even someone that does not exist, someone that could be anyone or any thing...

    Yet you still fail, so I agree, you are a cunt.....

    Well played.
     
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    1. Hewhocannotbenamed
      The only true cunt I know is a bitch named michael
       
      Hewhocannotbenamed, Mar 26, 2017
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    2. michael saint
      Love you too darling!
       
      michael saint, Mar 26, 2017
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  14. Hewhocannotbenamed

    Hewhocannotbenamed Porn Surfer

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    I second the cunt motion...all in favor say aye
     
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  15. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    [​IMG]
     
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    1. chris4sylvia
      Unfortunately it is getting boring.
       
      chris4sylvia, Mar 26, 2017
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    2. wantsomefun
      Ya think?
       
      wantsomefun, Mar 26, 2017
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  16. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    LMAO
    pot , , kettle , , black
    gotta love the spelling and grammer police
    quote:
    "the stank you leave behind"

    and that's not the only mistake in this thread :)
     
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  17. Hewhocannotbenamed

    Hewhocannotbenamed Porn Surfer

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    Are you really commenting on grammar on a porn site containing beastiality and incest? Ya...I guess you are. You deserve to feel important, as well. I guess
     
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  18. chris4sylvia

    chris4sylvia Charming, Sexy, Unique and Priceless..

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    Be fair; you did point out the mis-spelling of the word 'crude' first, so you can't complain when someone pulls you up on grammar matters. By the way it is spelt 'bestiality' NOT the way you have spelt it.
     
    1. slutwolf
      it just gets funnier
      Damn
      I missed the best beast bit
      :)
       
      slutwolf, Mar 26, 2017
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  19. Hewhocannotbenamed

    Hewhocannotbenamed Porn Surfer

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    My apologies. I stand corrected. Thank you for humbling me nicely. :mad:)
     
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    1. slutwolf
      Nobody humbled you.

      You just made a fool of yourself.

      that's all
       
      slutwolf, Mar 26, 2017
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    2. Hewhocannotbenamed
      Oh...says you...the mysterious porn site creeper. Get fucked.
       
      Hewhocannotbenamed, Mar 26, 2017
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  20. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Oh sorry , I was LMAO
    at someone commenting on spelling on a porn sight ,
    when they didn't pick up several of their own mistakes.

    See that made me laugh.

    Like an "english" teacher that wrote on a friends sons essay
    "choice work"
    WTF
    the friend was so flabbergasted , he brought it out to show us the standard of English these days.
     
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