1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. AnX

    AnX Naughty girl

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    Yes you are
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  2. Like to play and please

    Like to play and please Game Addict

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    I can think of so many things to do with or to her but I'm sure she will keep me laughing to hard to do anything.
     
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  3. Grey One

    Grey One Greyer than your average Banned!

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    Would ask him what the secret of hos body is. And tell him my secret...[​IMG]
     
  4. AnX

    AnX Naughty girl

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    I have your beer here
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    1. Grey One
      A cool blonde with a cute blonde. How I like it. :)
       
      Grey One, Jan 17, 2017
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  5. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    Build her a hut while she surf's naked and tries to get attention of rescuers
     
  6. Like to play and please

    Like to play and please Game Addict

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  7. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    How long are we stuck there???

    If it was a few days, I would try to help him start a fire, and find fresh water. Nothing personal, but if it came down to it... I would kill him in his sleep and eat him to survive.
     
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    1. UncleB71
      Thanks for understanding. I would feel terrible afterwards, but I am sure you would be delicious and nutritious.
       
      UncleB71, Jan 17, 2017
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      I'm not saying I wouldn't do the same. Maybe we should just try building a raft.
       
  8. AnX

    AnX Naughty girl

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    Take him for a swim so I know how long he can hold his breath for
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  9. Like to play and please

    Like to play and please Game Addict

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    images.jpg Build a fire and watch the sunset.
     
  10. Golfnut0003

    Golfnut0003 Porn Star Banned!

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    I would pull away from his man loving embrace and run
     
  11. Like to play and please

    Like to play and please Game Addict

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    Oh he doesnt know.
     
  12. Golfnut0003

    Golfnut0003 Porn Star Banned!

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    I know what you know that you think I don't know
     
  13. Like to play and please

    Like to play and please Game Addict

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    Did you know that that was your bowl you pissed in? I am already off the island.
     
  14. Golfnut0003

    Golfnut0003 Porn Star Banned!

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    You're not off the island you're hallucinating due to a dehydration and consuming too much salt water
     
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  15. Deleted user 159753

    Deleted user 159753 Newcummer Banned!

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    Swim to the next closest island.
     
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  16. DeathsKnight

    DeathsKnight Knight In Off-White Shining Armour

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    Build her a home and do all in my power to make her life comfortable before building the ship
     
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      You have the blueprint on how to build Noah's Ark babe? :p
       
      Deleted user 159753, Mar 13, 2017
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    2. DeathsKnight
      Well yes since it is given in the Bible lol

      But since it is just us, it will just need to be big enough for six
       
      DeathsKnight, Mar 13, 2017
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    3. Deleted user 159753
      Ummm. I must have misplaced my calculator babe but there's only 2 of us. Who are the other 4? Bugs Bunny, his wife and kids?! Hahaha!!
       
      Deleted user 159753, Mar 13, 2017
    4. DeathsKnight
      Well big enough for provisions hun
       
      DeathsKnight, Mar 13, 2017
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  17. Jos Robinson

    Jos Robinson Porn Star

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    Tell him to make more noise and remember big ain't the be all or end all !!!
     
  18. Daddyjo8098

    Daddyjo8098 Porn Star

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    Ask him if he can see any ships on the horizon with that eye
     
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  19. Golfnut0003

    Golfnut0003 Porn Star Banned!

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    Feed him to the sharks
     
  20. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    Leave him to it and swim away