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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. NicoleDeLint

    NicoleDeLint Porn Star

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    things people don't say anymore anymore.

    Lake good night nurse or heavens to Betsy or my personal favorite which is Holy doodle that's a pip.
     
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  2. Heywood123

    Heywood123 Porn Star

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    Your so dumb you couldn't poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
     
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  3. NicoleDeLint

    NicoleDeLint Porn Star

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    I do like that one
     
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  4. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    Nothing good ever happens after midnight.
     
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  5. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    Colder than a well diggers ass in Alaska.

    She/he is more nervous than a whore in Church.

    Too Broke to even pay attention.

    (on money) He is so tight he squeaks when he walks.

    my Mother's favorite--
    If wishes where horses all beggars would ride.

    It is the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
     
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      I still use the squeaky wheel saying, but I am getting a little long in the tooth!
       
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      That was my granddad's saying and I am long in the tooth---
      He was born in 1898....died in 1996----
       
      RandyKnight, May 12, 2017
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      My grandpa had a bunch of them, hard to remember them all.
       
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  6. naughtyguy4u

    naughtyguy4u Traveling Vaginal Dilator Therapist

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    Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

    She's a homely looking woman.

    Can I get change to make a phone call.
     
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      LOL gift horse was my Dad's favorite...forget that one
       
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  7. naughtyguy4u

    naughtyguy4u Traveling Vaginal Dilator Therapist

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    He don't know shit from shinola!
     
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  8. Holden McGroin

    Holden McGroin Newcumer

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    If I had a cock in my ass for every time I heard that I'd be Oscar Wilde
     
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      Hey Jupiter----is that you?
       
      RandyKnight, May 12, 2017
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  9. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    "Fetch my slippers and fix me a sandwich" ... :oops::bag::)

    "A Pine Overcoat"

    "Zib"
     
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  10. BigSuzyB

    BigSuzyB Porn Star

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    Crazy as Joe Hunt's dog.
     
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  11. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    And if frogs had pockets, they'd carry guns and shoot snakes...
     
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  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Now you're cookin" with gas.
     
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  13. deleted user 777 698

    deleted user 777 698 Porn Star Banned!

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    Don't throw the baby out with the bath water...
     
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  14. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Down goes your meat house.
     
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  15. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Chink Store.
     
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  16. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    You can lead a woman to cock but you can't make her swallow.
     
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  17. BigSuzyB

    BigSuzyB Porn Star

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    You can lead a man to knowledge but you can't make him think.
     
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  18. NicoleDeLint

    NicoleDeLint Porn Star

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    Yeah I like that one too somehow it got changed and how I Met your mother to nothing good happens after 2 AM
     
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  19. msman

    msman Porn Star Banned!

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    If? If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass every time he hopped.

    If I tell you a rooster can pull a plow you can put the harness on him.
     
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  20. naughtyguy4u

    naughtyguy4u Traveling Vaginal Dilator Therapist

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    He's nuttier than an outhouse at the Peanut festival!
     
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