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  1. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star

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    Not me!!;)

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      Ohhhhh that's to bad you would look sexy as a borg. ;)
       
      LegsBaby, Dec 2, 2016
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      No-one looks sexy as a borg!!

      ts
       
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  2. springsteen79

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    I admire your spunk @LegsBaby! You went toe to toe and it might be a draw in my objective opinion. Spunk isn't an offensive term is it? After all Lew Grant told Mary that she had "spunk".
     
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  3. LegsBaby

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  4. thinskin

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    Alternatively...........

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    Spunk
    A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.
    To spunk,
    Spunked,
    Spunking,
    Spunked up,
    Spunked all over,
    Spunked in her mouth
    Nasty spunk-filled whore
     
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  5. LegsBaby

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    Blahhhh I just throw up in my cheerios! You always say the nicest things about me :)
     
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      It's a gift!!;)

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      thinskin, Dec 5, 2016
  6. LegsBaby

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    noun
    1.
    interaction, especially sexual activity, inwhich one person enjoys inflicting physical ormental suffering on another person, whoderives pleasure from experiencing pain.
    2.
    gratification, especially sexual, gainedthrough inflicting or receiving pain; sadismand masochism combined.
    Abbreviation: S-M, S and M.

    Guess what word this is ;)
     
    1. thinskin
      If you insist but we will need a safeword!;)

      Later gorgeous.......

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  7. VouyeristicDom

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    my dick is really big. Like 3 and a half inches. So beat that nerds.
     
  8. notdescriptive

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    Is this thread like Seinfeld, a thread about nothing?
     
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    If it is then. By the transitive property of congruence this thread is amazing, since Seinfeld is amazing.
     
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    I exclusively smoke free range weed. I believe weeds should be allowed to live a happy and fulfilling life before ingested.
     
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  11. LegsBaby

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    Seinfeld was my all-time favorite comedy

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  12. VouyeristicDom

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    When I was a kid it was Seinfeld Simpsons television off. I don't understand how people watch so much television. I guess different upbringings.
     
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      The have a college course based on Homer and the Simpsons, theres more then meets the eye.
       
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      No television in our home when I was a kid. Now I find network TV is unwatchable - 15 minutes of commercials, 3 minutes of program, repeat until what we used to call the "commercial break" between shows plays out, then at it again, 15 minutes of commercials, 3 minutes of program. People sit in a chair and watch this farce.

      It's like inviting hundreds of salespeople into your home and have them yammer on, one after another, 24/7.
       
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      Were not TV watchers, only sports usually or news for a few mins. With internet why do you even need a tv, I like netflix series, they are well done and no commercials.
       
      LegsBaby, Dec 7, 2016
  13. thinskin

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    A little off course but who cares!!:rolleyes:

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    You let them die a natural death first, before you ingest them? Or do you savagely cut them down, hang them up to dry? Or do you take little bits and pieces of them where they experience the pain and horror of constant mutilation. Be kind to your weeds.
     
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      My friend is a hydo grower, he said it breaks his heart when the crop is done, he babies them so. But he liked the money more.
       
      LegsBaby, Dec 7, 2016
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    Damn you caught me! I savagely slaughter them in front of the rest of the crop. It's important to instill fear in your weed. You can have rebellion if you don't... That's when the plans start to smoke us...
     
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  16. VouyeristicDom

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    It's what I do. I apologize. I tend to distract been an issue since I was young.
     
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    One of my favorite Kramer moments is when Kerry and Elaine thought the woman's hair was ugly. So they introduce Kramer tin be blunt and insult her, and then he just says how much he loves her hair.
     
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      My favorite one was when George had job working for the Yankees, he was trying to get fired, he was dragging the world series trophy attached to his car in the Yankees parking lot, I think George Steinbrenner was it or at least his voice.
       
      LegsBaby, Dec 8, 2016
  18. thinskin

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    The real question is.........does Milo really need help with his dirty laundry or does he just like sniffing dirty socks??

    I wonder....

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  19. LegsBaby

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    Such is life...Have a good day everyone. :)
     
  20. VouyeristicDom

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    George and Kramer made that show for me. Jerry was funny, but he had to babe the sort of normalish character. George could just be a complete sociopath and Kramer was insane.
     
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      Yea I heard Kramer really freaked out after the show ended, think he tried stand up and had lotta mental problems, so he probably was just being himself. Another classic episode was soup nazi, NO SOUP FOR YOU!
       
      LegsBaby, Dec 10, 2016