1. joe blobb

    joe blobb Sex Machine

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    Tell a lie about the poster above you.
     
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      invented a sex doll that comes to life at midnight
       
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  2. joe blobb

    joe blobb Sex Machine

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    Thinks cheese is made from horse skin.
     
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  3. digital_sinnah

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    Thinks a daily slice of rancid head-cheese will get him some skank.

    (carrying on the cheese theme :excited:)
     
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  4. joe blobb

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    Was booted out of the Jehovahs witnesses for refusing to testify.
     
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  5. Wolfsangel

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    Invented the longer lasting light bulb. Great work, btw.
     
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  6. joe blobb

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    Has a spare leg which is used to prop the back door open
     
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  7. Wolfsangel

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    He never masturbates. Not once. He was a good chap, never bothered us with a tale of self pleasuring, because he never did it. Period.
     
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  8. joe blobb

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    Crimps pie crusts with his spare set of dentures.
     
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  9. Wolfsangel

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    This man is well schooled in the art of Silat Melayu.

     
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  10. joe blobb

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    Has a pet cockroach called Gerald
     
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  11. digital_sinnah

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    Eats cheese AT THE LAKE, but only on Sundays.
     
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  12. quietdom

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    is a mob boss that spends all their money on building a giant golden sphere in their backyard
     
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  13. freakyjester444

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    Is the sole possessor of the Illuminati's schematic for World Domination.
     
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  14. quietdom

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    spends his free time unplugging freezers full of ice cream
     
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  15. freakyjester444

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    Has spent the year constructing the world's coldest A/C.
     
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  16. Old Man

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    Thinks he is God's gift to women....:eek:
     
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  17. Rosicky

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    Believes that chocolate ice cream comes from a cow's anus.
     
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  18. joe blobb

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    Was disqualified from a fartathon for shitting himself.
     
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    Keeps parakeets as pets in his smoking room
     
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  20. joe blobb

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    Spent over £10,000 on an onion ring at the jewellers.
     
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