I was thinking about my inability to touch my nose with my tongue and thought about how that impacts my lady.

I have watched some porn videos that show how guys dip their tongues deep into a lady's cunt...and have the ability to lick the labia....it looks wonderful....and I have this flat tongue which has its uses but....it would be nice to be longer...

Anyone have surgery to lengthen their tongue? I imagine it involves cutting under the tongue and letting it heal....

I certainly would not want a tongue like a famous rock star....but an extra 1/2 (half inch) would be nice.

Thoughts...

 

Nipple clamps with a 5 lb weight...... let that fucker stretch!

 

Looks like that's your only option.

 

I think the solution is to go to my dentist and ask for a referral to an oral surgeon for a tongue frenectomy. The cutting of the web under the tongue....a simple cut with scissors....

 

If you're interested in how you can make your tongue much longer, you must have one huge fucking prick? How about whipping out your prick and tapping the tip of your nose or brushing your eyebrows with the head if you really want to impress the ladies? And if you're looking to impress the guys blow yourself, it's not like we haven't tried.

 

Getting the frenulum cut will increase how far you can stretch it but I don't think there's a way to add length to the muscle itself.

 

I think that is what I want....it will stretch it so that I can touch the bottom of my nose.....which would mean that I can do a better job of eating my wife out....I can lick her labia better, stick my tongue between her labia....stick my tongue up on the underside of her clit area....

I also sense that there are exercises that one can do to improve how you can use your tongue.

 

Just how small is your tongue if you cant lick her clit, sounds a bit strange. I can't touch my nose with my tongue but I can lick a clit

 

Well, I'll save the witty reply for another thread, in that this has to be one of the dumbest things I have heard asked about in a long time here. Many folks have commented on how small my tongue is, and I cannot think of a single woman or man that I have been intimate with that has failed to be pleased by it. To that end, just like a dick, it's not the size of your tongue that matters, yet how you use it. Past that there is nothing you can do to make your tongue longer, other then cut off your lips.

Hush....an alias

 

This way works!!! Also, I have seen people split it and cauterize the middle creating a lizard tongue and put one in each nostril or piercing and slowly gauging up could work too.

 

I'm not sure how many people will be interested in a lizard tongue!

 

Why longer? Learn how to give mind blowing oral rather than worry that you cant stick your tongue into her cervix.

 

I want to lick her cervix

 

*snort*

Hush....an alias

 

I'd let her wrap it around my cock. Just to see how it would feel.

 

Does she want you to?

 

Do you like to ask.
It's sex. Haven't you ever enjoyed hearing wow I've never had that done before. Do it again.
As if my tongue could reach anyway. Just a thought.
I love female of the species. Yummy