1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    You won’t tell of what you have seen here will you ?

    Who could I tell without also harming in the telling

    - Ants and insects.

    Best burn ever!!
     
  2. Tac65

    Tac65 Porn Star

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    I really don’t mean to offend anyone with this, and I apologize if I do. this is something you’ll probably never see again because it seems they have cut most of it out of every version I’ve seen for years now. From Blazing Saddles. “We’ll take the Chinks and the Niggers but we don’t want the Irish”
     
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    1. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      I haven't watched that for years, In fact it shows just how old that Film is......Still funny.
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Aug 31, 2019
  3. bigbaws83

    bigbaws83 Porn Star

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    “- Bethany: You're not with the Fight-to-Lifer's?
    - Jay: You mean those fucks with the signs and pictures of dead babies? Shit no. Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice. A woman's body is her own fucking business.”

    Dogma
     
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  4. Pulsar66

    Pulsar66 Porn Star

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    Capt'n Jack Sparrow.

    (except he says 'choose' and not 'do')
     
  5. Pulsar66

    Pulsar66 Porn Star

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    Adrian Cronauer:

    "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history"
     
  6. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    "i absolutley believe in god,and absolutley hate the fucker"
    Richard b Riddick
     
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  7. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Deeper, Harder, Faster!!!
     
  8. bad2bone

    bad2bone Porno Junky

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    "You can't buy memories like that!" Billy Crystal states in the movie FORGET PARIS. He says that phrase to Debra Winger as they're driving on the way to his father's funeral in France. He just finished explaining to her the tragedy of his father walking out the door and abandoning him as a young boy and his mother. He never saw or heard from his father again until the occasion of this funeral.

    It's become one of my favorite phrases when someone who you love takes a figurative dump on you... :(
     
  9. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    Correction: the movie was Angels And Insects.(1995)
     
  10. Kellel317

    Kellel317 Newcumer

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    “THIS ISN’T FLYING. THIS IS FALLING WITH STYLE!”
    -Toy Story
     
  11. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    "After I fuck you, you'll make me a sammich."
    said by woman wearing strap on and fucking some dude. :eek:
     
  12. Real1drj

    Real1drj Porn Surfer

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    "Where all the white women at!?!" Cleavon Little from Blazing Saddles
     
  13. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Woman being embraced by a detective:
    Oh my! Is that your gun?
    Fletch responds:
    No, I carry a shoulder holster.....:eek:
     
  14. hotfuxx

    hotfuxx Porn Surfer

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    “Condom is the glass slipper of our generation”
    -Fight club
     
  15. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken
    Fight club
     
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  16. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    I'm pretty 'It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, that's how winning is done'

    - Rocky Balboasure this exact same thread exists in the forum games, in fact I'm pretty sure