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  1. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    For ages I was convinced that the line was
    I was sick and tired of everything , when I called you last night from TESCO ( it is a supermarket in the UK)
     
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  2. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    I love 80's music, and have always liked "Jack & Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp. But until recently, I have totally butchered the opening line every time I sang it. It should be:

    "A little ditty 'bout Jack & Diane"

    And I have ALWAYS sang it as:

    "And let me tell ya 'bout Jack & Diane"

    Looks nothing alike, I realize! But if you sing it really fast, you can kind of see it!
     
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  3. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Cant fight the moonlight
    And I thought it said,Under a lovers' sky, going to B&Q, another UK store
     
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  4. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Guess what , Jefferson starship NEVER sang
    They built this city on sausage rolls :)
     
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  5. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    It's Kesha whom I despise with a passion, but I can't remember the Hollywood Undead lyrics that I've misheard.

    "Cannibal"
    Apparently, she does NOTsing:

    I. Am. Cannibal, CAT NIPPLE! cannibal.
     
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  6. Little Miss K

    Little Miss K Porn Star

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    I thought the chorus of Caterpillar Girl by the Cure was...

    Flicka flicka flicka, flicka here you are. Ct,ct,ct,ct...spin the go.

    It's Ct,Ct,Ct,Ct,Ct...pillar girl. You know... the name of the song itself.:facepalm::bag:
     
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  7. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Another Abbalyrics.jpg
     
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  8. Little Miss K

    Little Miss K Porn Star

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    There are so many that I always get wrong.:oops:

    The problem is that I don't even know they are wrong until I am singing them at the top of my lungs with a passenger riding along with me.:banghead:

    I will try to remember some of the most embarrassing ones.:laugh:
     
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  9. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Adele , chasing pavements did not sing
    Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing penguins?”
     
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  10. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    When I was a kid, I was convinced it was Knight in white satin
     
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  11. bobflowers

    bobflowers Porn Star

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    OK almost the entire Elton John song _ Benny and the Jets other than the chorus
    She's got electric boots a mohair suit
    you know I read it in a magazine
     
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  12. Deleted user 159753

    Deleted user 159753 Newcummer Banned!

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    "Kokomo" by The Beach Boys.

    I thought it was "I swallowed a key???" when it was "Off the Florida Keys." Obviously I am NOT from Florida!! :confused: @Ginger Snap & @bobflowers...can I crash at your place so you can show me the sights in Florida? ;) Plzzzz...no sinkholes. :eek:
     
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      GS can perform CPR. I am calm under pressure so I can call 911 :D
       
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      Hell if we all go to my bedroom we won't have to go to Springhill to see a sink hole.
      Now ACT CPR or 911? If @bobflowers passes out don't call 911. We'll both do CPR. I'll take one head you take the other,
      @adreamcumtrue
       
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      I volunteer to resuscitate the LOWER head :D :D
       
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      Hmmm my bed bobs head, think you better start blowing in his mouth lol
      Oh hell go a head. I'll sit on it and do that 1,2,3
      Don't worry @bobflowers we'll keep you alive lol
       
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      #call912 (because it's worse than 911) :p
       
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  13. bobflowers

    bobflowers Porn Star

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    wrong spot
     
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      Ha wrong spot? I don't even know what to do here.
      All I needed was to see ACT, Bob Florida I'm here. lol
       
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  14. TwoRomeo

    TwoRomeo Newcumer

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    "HANDBRAKE my heart, Say you love me again...."



    Toni Braxton
     
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  15. castiel_

    castiel_ Sex Machine

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    Acting funny but i don't know why.
    Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

    Purple haze - jimi hendrix
     
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  16. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Money for nothin' and chips for free'. Correct lyric: 'Money for nothin' and your chicks for free' from Dire Straits’ 'Money For Nothing'.
     
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  17. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    Going along with my last post...

    Angel Of The Morning - Juice Newton

    Real lyrics: Just call me angel of the morning, Angel. Just brush my cheek before you leave me, Baby

    Misheard lyrics : Just brush my teeth before you leave me, Baby.
     
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      Hahaha!! Too funny!! :p
       
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  18. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Marley's classic, 'No rum and no pie
     
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