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  1. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    A couple of weeks ago, I bought a toy online for my cat and I was so excited when it arrived last week because it looked really cool. It consisted of 3 round stacked tiers with a colored ping pong ball on each level that would spin around and around and my cat loved it! Once he got to playing with it, he batted the balls back and forth with both paws and quickly became very proficient at it.

    Yesterday, I came home for lunch and sadly saw that all the little balls are gone from the toy and I can't find them...the thing didn't even last three days...

    My cat even chewed off one of the little 1/4 " sticky pad "feet" from the bottom of it...:confused:
     
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  2. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    so he didn't so much loose his little balls ,
    more likely chewed them up

    well that's better n chewin up lil birdies at least
    :)
     
    1. Lioness
      I don't know what he did with them...still haven't found them. If they're under the bed, then they're dust bunny balls now.
       
      Lioness, Apr 23, 2017
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  3. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Your cat's a real ball buster.;)
     
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      You could say that!!
       
      Lioness, Apr 23, 2017
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  4. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    @Lioness
    This is a fore warning to you.

    Don't fall asleep naked on the floor....else you'll wake up with your kitty gnawing on your girls...
     
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    1. Lioness
      Don't worry...I don't do floors unless I unexpectedly land on them while passed out...:wideyed:
       
      Lioness, Apr 23, 2017
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  5. deleted user 777 698

    deleted user 777 698 Porn Star Banned!

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    I hope you find his little balls...
     
    1. Lioness
      His little balls are still missing...
       
      Lioness, Apr 23, 2017
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  6. Hush

    Hush Happy Hhedonist

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    Ping pong balls? Give him a good squeeze, maybe they'll shoot out of your pussy. ;)

    [​IMG]

    Hush....an alias
     
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      I find it hypnotizing that she is able to "squirt" those balls out with the same consistency!
       
      anon_de_plume, Apr 22, 2017
    2. Hush
      Skillz baby, skillz ;)

      Hush....an alias
       
      Hush, Apr 22, 2017
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      That....is......sooooo wrong, but hilarious!!! :p
       
      Lioness, Apr 23, 2017
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  7. Undeniable

    Undeniable Porn Star

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    You have a cat ! Things just fell into place as per our conversations . Felines can bring joy and frustration simultaneously .
     
    1. Lioness
      Yes! I have a cat...one inside and 5 feral ones outside that I feed. With a name like Lioness, it would make sense that I love cats, huh?
       
      Lioness, Apr 23, 2017
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      Do people identify you as there is that cat lady ?:p:eek: A noble gesture but your neighbors must love you turning the neighborhood into a zoo ?
       
      Undeniable, Apr 23, 2017
    3. Lioness
      Nah, they don't because the neighbors up the street also have one indoor cat and about 6 or more feral cats they feed and the lady that lives next to them also has cats. We live in the county and it's rural with other wild critters.
       
      Lioness, Apr 24, 2017
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  8. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    YAY!!! I found two of his little balls...the blue one (I kid you not) and the pink one...the yellow one is still missing though. He's having fun playing with them in his toy.
     
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  9. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Tell my buddy Alex I think he rocks lol.

    You should make him an account here, a lot of the "men" here lost their balls a long time ago lol.
     
    1. Lioness
      Okay I told him and he said thanks!
       
      Lioness, Apr 24, 2017
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  10. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Get your cat a couple of golf balls. They are harder for them to chew up.
     
    1. Lioness
      Thanks for the suggestion!! I did go out and buy some plastic golf balls, but he has managed to get them out of the 3-tiered stack-up, too...
       
      Lioness, May 3, 2017
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  11. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Did you cat burp balls?
     
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      So? Nothing says I can't post on it Ethel.
       
      Anniemated, May 10, 2020
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  12. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    I was afraid you were going to say that your cat lost his testicles. :eek:

    I am glad that did not happen. :)
     
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  13. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Once they were lost, now they are found.....2 out of 3 ain’t bad!
     
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  14. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I forgot all about this thread! I got rid of that toy with the ping pong balls, but there are still little balls with bells inside rolling around here. Alex lost his little testicles years ago.

    Since making this thread, I have another rescue cat and she is the fuzziest, prettiest little thing and she and Alex love each other.
     
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  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Im like, what is this about now? So I had to stop and look. I wasn’t disappointed :D


    A185EBCE-E858-489F-8A1C-07095D529030.jpeg
     
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    1. Lioness
      :D I saw Annie's post in my alerts and was ready to say something snarky on the thread, but then saw that I had made it a couple of years ago!! Glad you weren't disappointed!!
       
      Lioness, May 11, 2020
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  16. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Happy Mother's Day, @Lioness.
    Rawwrr! ;)
    Screenshot_2020-05-10-20-34-50.jpg
     
    1. Lioness
      Thanks Val!! You crack me up!! :biggrin:
       
      Lioness, May 11, 2020
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  17. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Was (snicker) was your cats (grinning) name (guffaw) Baller?
     
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    1. Lioness
      Nooo...it's Alex! :cat:
       
      Lioness, May 11, 2020
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  18. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    This seems fitting.
    @Cherrypop...a little help?
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    1. Cherrypop
      Ooh I like that one!

       
      Cherrypop, May 11, 2020
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    2. Valspar
      Thanks, sweetheart.
       
      Valspar, May 11, 2020
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