I am in a play, and all of my part is ad-lib. I play a murderess who has killed five of her past husbands and is working on a sixth. My character however claims she is innocent of all the murders, claiming them to have been accidents. I need some ideas on how she "accidentally" killed her husbands.

Some that I have come up with is that she was carving a chicken for dinner, and her husband storms in accusing her of cheating on him, and then he ran into her knife, her ran into her knife ten times.

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She was cleaning her husbands shotgun and it accidentally went off in her hand six times, shooting her husband.

I need inventive ways that she can say was an accident and claim she is innocent, although she is obviously guilty.

She is only innocent in her own mind.

Be as creative and outlandish as you want.

 

She was digging a hole in the patio with a digger to bury a neighbour and accidentally buried him after running over him? Another one was digging a pond (possibly with the same digger) and told her to fill it with water up to his neck but she didn't realise he meant when he was the right way up? What about trying to swat a fly off his face with a sledgehammer? Making him breakfast but accidentally setting fire to the quilt by bringing the toaster up to do him waffles in bed? Ooh, what about a sex game that goes wrong by using a roll of cling film as a gag instead of bondage tape (you'll know which members of the audience are perverts if they laugh).

 

I guess you really do need help with your imagination! Or your memory!

Can you seriously NOT do an Internet search on the thousands of TRUE accounts of how women murdered their husbands? Farrah Fawcett starred in a movie and a play about a women who killed her husband by setting him on fire while he slept! Look up The Burning Bed! The original book, from which the film script and play were written, is based on a true story!

 

Stepping on the gas while the car is in reverse and husband is behind the car trying to get the lawn mower to start.

 

Husband #1 fell down the stairs at night when going to see about a blown fuse.
Husband #2 was run over by her car while looking for him as he was sleepwalking in the neighbourhood.
Husband #3 she shot after moving to Texas & thought he was an intruder.
Husband #4 drowned in the bathtub when the towel ring broke off causing him to hit his head on the fawcet.
Husband #5 shot coming up from the basement after sleepwalking to see why the fuse blew.

 

Something that he is severely allergic to and she transmits it during sex, or a kiss. Expected would be in his food.

 

1. Knocked can of poison off shelf into his coffee. (Poured whole can in).
2. Fell out of boat while fishing. (pushed out).
3. Shot while deer hunting. (I thought he was a deer).
4. Because there is always a fourth.
5. Dove into empty pool. (Didn't tell him it was draind).
6. Drove over cliff when breaks fail. (Line cut).
7. Damn Fucking River Dance Bitches.

 

While wife was trimming rose bushes, he fell into her chain saw six times.

While she was defrosting the chest-type freezer, he fell in and wasn't found until the next time she defrosted it, six years later.

While she was blow-drying her hair, the electric blow-dryer slipped from her hand and fell into his bathtub.

 

Do everything and anything gal... Each man's perfect woman... Best lay on the planet... Works them up, and then, using psychological manipulation to break them down to reaching bottom, reminds them of all she has done for them, all she would have been for them, and with convenient items left out to ease their suffering (like their pistol) and perhaps some appropriate mood altering/lowering medications, leaves them. After all, it takes time for the insurance policies suicide contestability periods to be fulfilled

Hush....an alias

 

Bump

 

On her first attempt at her new hobby of ice-sculpting, her ice pick ricocheted off the block of ice and drove the point into his temple.

As he was repairing shingles on the roof, she took him a beer, and when she picked up the nail gun to examine it, 'accidentally' fired a full clip of roofing nails into his face.

 

Bump.

 

You could look for some ideas in the stories section.

There may be a few scenarios that you could adapt.

You will have to wade through a lot of shite though and they do have a massively inflated sense of their abilities.

 

When are they putting on this play? Let us know how it goes.

 

She climbed on top and fucked him to death