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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Posting anything sexual into General Discussion (the forum where you are now!) is just asking for trouble! The best outcome is it is a quiet day and it drifts down the board, the worst outcome is you meet some of the roving piranhas and your flesh will be stripped in about 30 seconds to a few minutes depending on the size of the rove!!

    Go back to home and post on Sexuality!

    BTW welcome to the forum and have fun!

    Thinskin
     
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    1. Lioness
      Baby, you should do a Pubic Service Announcement (yes you read that right) to all the Real Men on XNXX who cannot follow directions on that thread...there are soooo many!!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 16, 2016
    2. thinskin
      Since when do men follow instructions!

      Subtitles for the hard of thinking is what we need!

      ts
       
      thinskin, Mar 16, 2016
    3. Lioness
      Never!!
      Sub-TIT-les in BIG letters?
       
      Lioness, Mar 17, 2016
    4. wilburjorgeafraidya
      what are these direction things you speak of? never heard of 'em
       
      wilburjorgeafraidya, Jan 15, 2017
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  2. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Ya, good luck with that one.

    Doesn't it tell you to read the rules when you sign up as well and look how well that works out for some.

    I so do enjoy a good feeding frenzy though. :D
     
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    1. FeltPlay
      What, there are rules?
       
      FeltPlay, Mar 16, 2016
    2. hannahsbigdaddy
      Instructions? What's that? Lol
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Jul 1, 2016
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  3. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Also, newbies rarely know what a newbie is, so...
     
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  4. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    I know......but I like to come upstairs to follow the American election circus, although I think Clarise has gone off the boil recently!

    The recent diaper incident being a case in point!

    Lots of these Americans in GD are uncomfortable talking about sex and do no harm is my motto!!

    Thinskin
     
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    1. justpassingthru
      Ahhh, the old Hypocratic Oath huh ...

      *ewww, the diaper incident*
       
      justpassingthru, Mar 16, 2016
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  5. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Bump as is required!

    G'night all!

    Thinskin
     
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    1. Lioness
      Good night!
       
      Lioness, Mar 16, 2016
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  6. killerdemon

    killerdemon Porno Junky

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    cant forget the posting of person information on forums is asking for trouble to.
     
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  7. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    In this day and age posting in this forum is dangerous................

    damn well know that the govt knows who each and all of us are.................
     
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    2. justpassingthru
      LMAO, to fucking funny ... and so true.
       
      justpassingthru, Mar 16, 2016
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    3. RandyKnight
      The ones who claim to be cops don't post here very long for some reason............
       
      RandyKnight, Mar 16, 2016
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    4. justpassingthru
      wtf would make someone want to impersonate a cop on here when you could be a brain surgeon, rocket scientist or a human rights lawyer or the like. :confused:
       
      justpassingthru, Mar 16, 2016
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    5. RandyKnight
      some could act like they had brains and yet they come here and impersonate idiots.....
       
      RandyKnight, Mar 16, 2016
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    6. M4MPetCock
      Well, let's run it thru the babe-anator to see how it sounds?

      "Hey baby, I'm a ______. -- You wanna see my _______.

      1. cop -- nightstick, billy club, baton, handcuffs,
      2. brain surgeon -- scalpel (eek), "operating room"
      3. rocket scientist -- rocket, "launching pad",
      4. lawyer -- briefs, subpoenaS


      So far, cop look pretty good. Then again...

       
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  8. killerdemon

    killerdemon Porno Junky

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    the only one I agree is phone number I don't see why you can post messager screen names.
     
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  9. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Can't you all just ignore them and wait for the admin to move the threads?
     
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    1. thinskin
      Brandi....you know they cannot! Just look at the corpses littering GD!

      ts
       
      thinskin, Mar 17, 2016
    2. BrandiDelicious
      Corpses littering haha ya I am gonna use that one on a few of the usual suspects that are up to no good.
       
      BrandiDelicious, Mar 17, 2016
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  10. killerdemon

    killerdemon Porno Junky

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    sometimes it might be a simple mistake.But if it's done abit then that's where the befit of the doubt is gone in my opinion.
     
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  11. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    I thought I would bump this as I see a few threads that might endanger some newcomers!

    When all else fails........read the instructions!

    Thinskin
     
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  12. M4MPetCock

    M4MPetCock Porn Star Banned!

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    Yes. "Porn rules!" [​IMG] Why? What did you think they were talking about? Actual rules? On a porn site? Sheesh!
     
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  13. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Time to bump this again.......perhaps I should have called it subtitles for the hard of thinking!

    Thinskin
     
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    1. justpassingthru
      Well done grasshoppa ... ;):D
       
      justpassingthru, Apr 14, 2016
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  14. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Thinking.
    do they do that ?

    can they ?

    Bullshit .

    I see no evidence to support that myth.
     
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  15. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Therein lies the problem. Thinking takes too much effort. :banghead:
     
    1. thinskin
      It is indeed a problem so many do not put their brain into gear before their penis is engaged!

      Sex is a lot more fun if you think about it but you can lead a horse to water.........

      ts
       
      thinskin, Mar 25, 2016
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    2. freethinker
      The head they are using only has the capacity for one thought...and it ain't 'read the rules'.
       
      freethinker, Apr 14, 2016
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  16. coraline

    coraline The Witchy Woman

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    Doubt they will read and obey, I still get unindated with messages lol
     
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  17. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Time to bump this one again just to save some blushes!!

    Thinskin
     
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  18. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    They should be called Noobs until they earn the title newbie lol.

    Anyone know how to delete an account ??? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::bag:;):D
     
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  19. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Fuck it!!!

    I will bump this again...........maybe the newbie's will read Richie's guide!!

    Thinskin
     
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    1. justpassingthru
      Don't hold your breath ...
       
      justpassingthru, Apr 16, 2016
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    2. thinskin
      In developing my cunning linguistic skills I have learned to breathe through my ears!;)

      ts
       
      thinskin, Apr 16, 2016
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    3. Lioness
      Yeah, but it's kind of hard for you to breathe when I've got my legs locked around your face and ears..:rolleyes:
       
      Lioness, Apr 23, 2016
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