"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Roddy Piper--They Live

 

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Two things define you; your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.

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Someday everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything has a reason.

 

many people go trough life wondering if they have made a difference MARINES don't have that problem

Ronald Reagan

 

"The wallpaper is dreadful. One of us must go."

-Oscar Wilde, on his death bed

 

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

-Albert Einstein

 

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
- Audrey Hepburn.

 

There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having to, like, trot out his credentials. You really come off as a jerk when you do that.

- Reza Aslan

 

the movie hackers

Cereal Killer: When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things. What? It's Corinthians one, chapter thirteen verse eleven.

Kate Libby: 'God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.' - Ruth Libby.
English Teacher: I'm not sure your mother counts as a significant author of the 20th century.
Kate Libby: Her last book sold 2 million copies.

 

For a long time I tried to manage an honesty and openness about my personal life because I'm human and I'm normal - well, semi-normal.
- Johnny Depp

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There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.
- Johnny Depp

 

My all time favourite....

F[SIZE=+2]ar better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those timid spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=+2]Theodore Roosevelt[/SIZE]


[SIZE=+2]Thinskin
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Women are made to be loved, not understood.
- Oscar Wilde

 

I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

- Angelina Jolie

 

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”
- Albert Einstein

 

“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.”

― Neil deGrasse Tyson

 

"If one meets a powerful person - Rupert Murdoch, perhaps, or Joe Stalin or Hitler - one can ask five questions: what power do you have; where did you get it; in whose interests do you exercise it; to whom are you accountable; and, how can we get rid of you? Anyone who cannot answer the last of those questions does not live in a democratic system."

Tony Benn, 1925 - 2014

 

Whiskey is for drinking water is for fighting over ~ Mark Twain

 

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it

_ Cyrus Ching (often misquoted as George Bernard Shaw and millions of others)

 

Still wanna hear a joke , fine here's one for you

*knock knock*

-Who's there?!

-The guy that finished second.

-The guy that finished second who?!

Exactly

 

“Have you ever said something, then immediately wanted to shove the words back in with a shotgun?”

— Jim Norton