Random thoughts thread
Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by WickedGame, Oct 1, 2007.
I appreciate not everyone has a filthy mind, but that's still not the name I'd have gone with.
Please excuse me in advance but my goodness those are bodacious . Made my day .
Here's one for you, "Go fuck yourself."
Trump has announced that he has all the necessary materials
to build the wall along the Mexican border.
You should have known this.
When Trump won the election,
60 million Democrats shit a brick....
FUCK that hurt.
Why is it that one rarely stubs their toes while wearing shoes (runs into solid objects) but it's almost guaranteed when you are barefoot.
maybe the gods wish to humble us?
You stub your toes more when wearing shoes, but because you don't feel pain when it happens you don't remember it.
Is it getting crowded in your head, squirrel?
Awe, I missed you too.
Funny how brandi suddenly just happens to be around to like your post when she has been lurking in your shadows all day/evening.
Btw I might post her IP on her Fetlife Kinkster account.
I saw a very friendly fox , it is a wild animal but it behaves just like a very docile friendly dog , my cousin got it a while back and he is keeping it . I have no idea it is even legal or not ? but who cares it is awesome pet to have .
I love foxes, we have those that are friendlier to humans here too, one almost took the food from the hand of a co-worker on the job.
I don't think they would make good pets though, they are still wild animals, and would likely revert to their primitive selves, jmo
There are a pair of foxes that hunt around my apt bldg, saw one of them a few hours ago, I see them as good luck.
When a Girl Guide asks you if you would like to buy a box of cookies, it has little to do with a box of cookies. They are asking for a donation with a payback without trying to be just another someone asking for a handout. Make the fucking 3 dollar donation and you don't even need to take the cookies if you think it was about cookies ...
Fucking cheap cunts.
I fucking love Samoas, send the girl scout to my house (boat), I'll buy a bunch.
Our family(and myself in later years) always bought the Girl Guide cookies, I liked them a lot.
So much hostility, what would you people do if faced with real confrontation ? You need to chillax .
Leave the fighting to the grown-ups over here and just have some fun people .
I wonder who was the first person that stared at a chicken and said "I am going to eat the next thing that comes out of that things ass" ???
Who let milk go so sour it became solid and smelled of gangrenous feet and thought "oh yum, going to put some of that on a cracker"?
I must start to send out X-mas cards soon. I have ten to send to the `Outside' plus three to family.
Not feeling too much of the holiday spirit this year, wanted to see family(in Ontario), but the money just isn't there this year, maybe in next spring.
Why do they say;
''If pussy was meant to be ate, it would be between two slicess of bread?''
I have new stalkers ...
Flattery is unbecoming of you...you're not that important.
Fuck me, almost had a crisis, had to run out and get another gallon of ice cream.
A day without ice cream is like a day without sunshine ... or sex.
The Girl Across The Street...
She's single... She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window. I
watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street,
up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I
just got home, and I have this strong urge to have
a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid
tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
I thought you were going to tell me you had to get a new couch again after having a squirter.
I did buy a new couch....1 & 1/2 years ago...
Black leather with one of the huge black leather square storage foot stools..
I know, that's why I said "again"...
OK...sorry you where gone for a while I did not remember...
I was never gone
Aaah I'm so happy!
Just fucked away the whole afternoon.
Watchin' old westerns, when I could have been working on some shit.
I think I'll do it again tomorrow.
A sexy bi slut to talk dirtybto me is whats on my mind
Greasy slimeball covered in mud.
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