1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. intoanything

    intoanything Guest

    *thinks her baby should be nice*

    Would taste horrible. Absolutely Horrible
     
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  2. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    For some reason I'd imagine it to taste a bit like duck or rabbit meat
     
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  3. intoanything

    intoanything Guest

    I wanna do a table dance....
     
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  4. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    I want a good view of that
     
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  5. intoanything

    intoanything Guest

    Why do I need liquer when I always act drunk
     
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  6. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    why am I still up at half two in the morning. Maybe I should take a pish, brush my teeth and call it a night
     
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  7. intoanything

    intoanything Guest

    Why are doctors so evil
     
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  8. Texas Jammer

    Texas Jammer m<b>ASS</b>ter J

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    When will doctors get it right
    They are always practicing
    I want one that is finished
     
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  9. Furred Goddess

    Furred Goddess Big Beautiful Bitch

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    My random thought

    I need money.... how much could I make off a painting?
     
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  10. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    If I were to somehow shove my penis into an electrical socket, would my nuts light up like light bulbs?
     
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  11. aco2

    aco2 The lovechild of Sartre and De Sade

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    Lou Reed's 'Transformer' sure is one helluva album.
     
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  12. intoanything

    intoanything Guest


    I'd love to see that
     
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  13. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    Why the hell were two guys kissing just now on tv?
     
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  14. intoanything

    intoanything Guest

    Saw blades are sharp. Blood tastes metallicy
     
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  15. Bukkake Bunny

    Bukkake Bunny Porn Star

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    Fuck. That is due pretty soon, isn't it?
     
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  16. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    Wait a minute... Were my eyes telling the truth when I saw that applesauce moving?
     
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  17. intoanything

    intoanything Guest

    Why do I have so much time to be here
     
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  18. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    it's funny how these threads almost always end up the same way

    oh and I'M HUNGRY!!!!
     
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  19. germangal1975

    germangal1975 Sex Lover

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    how much longer

    right now i am sitting here waiting for my hubby tyo call me since he just went to fuck a gal that lives in the same hotel as him. so now i want to know how it was. he better hurry the fuck up, cause i'm tired. gotta be up by four mst
     
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  20. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    What else am I thinking while thinking of what to write what I'm thinking about while thinking that I thought of a thought that instead turn out to be me just thinking...
     
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