I have an urge to seduce my aunt. How do I make it so that it happens, but its not obvious? Essentially, she has to make the first move.

 

.......not obvious......??

,,,you mean like...."Oh Auntie I seem to have accidentally fucked you....??"

 

LMAO!!!!

no i mean i want to fuck her...how do i get her horny as fuck without making it obvious.

 

Well, to quote my old friend Caffeine, you could try jumping up and down and pointing at your dick !!

How much older is she than you??.....did she used to bath you when you were a kid, maybe you could ask her to do it again.....!

Or maybe you should just try the blunt approach...

...."Auntie, I would really like to have sex with you, I've got some condoms, lube and a note from my mom..."

Seriously man,..I know this isn't what you want to hear, but give it up....

.....I have a bad, bad feeling about this, it's all going to end in tears!!

 

good point....i guess we'll leave it as a fantasy...

 

Seems like you need a icebreaker - like maybe letting her catch you masturbating or maybe 'forgetfully' adjust your boner in your pants like you forgot she was in the room or something. Use your imagination. Don't act imbarrassed if you catch her looking. Just smile for a second before you turn away (try to act a bit self-conscious). Don't linger or give her some stupid ricktus grin while glaring into her eyes or you'll scare her off forever. Walking bareassed into the bathroom in the middle of the night not realizing she's in there might be interesting - like, why she's in the bathroom at that hour... (ha-ha).

Something to remember, though, is that since she's a relative, she will eventually have a husband, and having 'had' her while shaking hands with whoever 'has' her now can be unnerving. Does he know or doesn't he? Did she 'confess all' to her current true love? Messy business, secrets.

 

What's the situation? You live with her? Has she ever given the slightest indication that she may want to do something with you? Is she a widow? or something.. you know man.. details.. how can anyone plot for you if they don't see the situation through your eyes?

btw dank did good for lack of details - I mean.

 

How about Vodka?

 

hahahahahahaha!!!!

Actually, if you get boozed up, then fuck her or hit on her you can always blame it on the booze!

It's JEANUS!

 

You really should let Fanfiction write you an action script. I am sure it would work perfectly. But I still don't see how you can arouse someone and NOT be obvious.
Or have sex with her (awake) and she not notice!

One thing that won't go by the script though is the emotions and the entanglements afterward. Good point, does her husband or lover know, did she tell him. OR maybe she would invite you to participate in a threeway, who knows.

 

Get together one on one, have a few drinks and come up with a way to bring up sex. Perhaps mention a sexual trivia game or something you just bought and ask if she wants to check it out. Then play it by ear.
I don't know if you have any Spencers Gifts where you are at but they typically have various sexual board and card games.

 

Strip poker is always good, if she'll go for it and agree that after the clothes are gone, its what the other person wants.

 

"Hey Auntie Betty! Wanna play poker? Stip poker? Awwwww...come one. It'll be fun!"

 

LOL.. some perty fine ideas here though.. good story fod ..:-D